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  1. Hi, all,

    Not sure how often any of you guys think of me, but I like to think I at least matter somewhat around here, so I guess I should say something. I'm not very eloquent right now, unfortunately - haven't been for the last month for whatever reason - but I'm going to try to express what's appropriate.

    I was just discharged from the ER. Another brush with suicide unfortunately. But I am still here. 

    For the last month, I’ve slowly been sinking into the depths of my own mental health. There are some things I’ve realized about myself that have gone unnoticed for years and there are things that I cling to for dear life that it’s about time I let go of. I've missed so much school that I've had to drop two classes and start doing things online. It's been very strange not being the kid who doesn't need any help and understands everything. 

    I guess the biggest thing for me is that I need to stop pretending. It’s okay to not be okay; we’ve heard that a million times but I’ve never internalized it. I've really been pushing people away recently and let my anger get the best of me... for anyone that I've hurt, I'm sorry. I'm an angry person, yeah, but that's no excuse. I've been pushing people away when I should be holding on to them for dear life. 

    That's all I really have to say... thanks for everything, everyone. :) 

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      I believe in you, and you matter to me. Good luck.

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  2. I’m reading WOR and …

    Spoiler

    “Honour is dead” ahhhhhh it killed me

     

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      Niiiice. I'm doing my yearly reread, myself.

  3. Its the mooooost wonderful tiiiiiiiiiiiiime of the yeeeeeeeeear. 

    Inktober time, baby!!

    I’ll be posting art every day from October 1st to October 31st (hopefully). Don’t miss out! 

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      I look forward to seeing the art as it comes out!

  4. Apparently I've won like four days from posting my swords? After four years of winning exactly one day, I won like four from doing basically nothing. Weird.

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      Ah, thanks. I draw every day no matter what, so it doesn't feel like doing much.

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  5. I won another day. What is happening.

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      I suppose they must be, if people like them this much. I think one new person every three days goes through and likes a bunch of them.

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  6. And out of nowhere...

    I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. B) On your level now, Clearcut!

    Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

    CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

  7. I have a minor problem. 

    I didn't check my notifications for so long that they now exceed the seven pages available for viewing by a few months. That's what I get, I suppose. 

    If there's anything that someone wants me to respond to or thinks I may have missed that I don't get in the next flurry of posting, or that you just want me to see anyway, link it to me here. Deeply sorry to anyone who I missed completely! 

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      I can't do path of pain because my keybinds are bad for it (and bad in general but they're what I use for everything else), but I've done the rest. 

      With a lot of them you just gotta fight em a lot, unfortunately. If I were to watch you do them, I could probably tell you where to improve. Trial of the Fool is really hard no matter what you do, unfortunately, but the rest are pretty easy when you know what to do.

      My boy Grimm is probably the easiest of all of them. He only does like five moves and once you (like I have) have beaten Nightmare King Grimm a dozen times, you get these movies pretty down. There's like one response you need for each move, and you just gotta repeat those over and over and hit him as much as you can while playing safely. 

      Failed Champion's biggest challenge is the issue of double damage and the falling rocks. To tell it true, I still don't know how to dodge those things, I just don't get hit by them much anymore. You have to not be too aggressive with Failed Champion, you should stay fairly far from him and not move except when he's coming for you and use those opportunities to hit him. If you use the dream nail during his stagger and hit him after each heal, you can heal back to full and then get full soul. If you have full soul, you can stagger him again without him doing more than one move, then get full soul again to stagger him. Rinse and repeat until he's dead.

      Soul Tyrant is honestly not too hard, I think. The hardest thing about him is that the battle goes on for absolutely forever and you have to focus the whole time. The spinning balls move where he moves from one side of the arena to the other is the hardest to dodge, but you can walk to the farthest part of the arena and stand against the wall, then jump when one of the balls comes for you. Everything else is the same as the first soul guy.

      Grey Prince Zote is the worst.

      With White Defender, you should stay near him and attack whenever he's in range. Use Howling Wraiths when he hops out of the ground to spit dung everywhere. He's not much to deal with as long as you're not being too aggressive.

      I hope all of that's helpful, I can showcase other stuff if you want any more.

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  8. I have a minor problem. 

    I didn't check my notifications for so long that they now exceed the seven pages available for viewing by a few months. That's what I get, I suppose. 

    If there's anything that someone wants me to respond to or thinks I may have missed that I don't get in the next flurry of posting, or that you just want me to see anyway, link it to me here. Deeply sorry to anyone who I missed completely! 

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      What ones are you having trouble with? I've beaten all but one at least five times.

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  9. I have a minor problem. 

    I didn't check my notifications for so long that they now exceed the seven pages available for viewing by a few months. That's what I get, I suppose. 

    If there's anything that someone wants me to respond to or thinks I may have missed that I don't get in the next flurry of posting, or that you just want me to see anyway, link it to me here. Deeply sorry to anyone who I missed completely! 

  10. @not me typing up a letter for my gf at 1:04 in the morning

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      Where'd you get a new gf, can I get one at the same store

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  11. Very Niche Queer Aesthetic with interestingly weird questions.

    Rather unexpectedly, I'm an unhinged transmasc lumberjack.

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      I'm kinda bi but not in the way most people are, so I generally say I'm gay. 

      Good for you, Ara, you're cool.

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  12. 4z2e69.png?width=401&height=401

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      Yo I do this with everything and also literally nothing can stop me, not even burnout

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  13. Very Niche Queer Aesthetic with interestingly weird questions.

    Rather unexpectedly, I'm an unhinged transmasc lumberjack.

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      Coffee shop AU bisexual??? What??? I've never read something less true in my life

      I'm actually a gay ass ice demon

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  14. *DND group gets in a longer-than-you'd-think discussion about sticky notes vs pop-up sticky notes and which is normal* 
    "These are normal, those are pop-up" - Po after doing research 
    "Those are cool, yours are lame papers with glue!" (paraphrased) 

    "The average human is like ten HP right" (this is just funny out of context) 

    My character: "Hi can I play cards with you -" 
    Other character: *promptly grabs my character and yeets them at the kobolds* 
    DM: "do you resist this, Ene" 
    Me: "no" 
    *the kobold dies on impact* 

    Okay now the session has devolved into incorrect quotes generator and I'm loving it. Most of these are randomly generated, with me just inputting names: 

    Ene: Stick and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
    Truth: *sighing* What did Stick do?
    Ene: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and - 
    Stick: Who wants a steering wheel? 

    Ene: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
    Stick: You were flirting with Truth.
    Ene: So what? They're my partner.
    Stick: You asked them if they were single. 
    Ene: 
    Stick: And then you cried when they said they weren't. 

    Ene: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
    Star: If? 
    Xino: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die. 

    Tesh, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
    Salad, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
    Knight: what the frick are you guys doing?
    Tesh: playing systemic oppression

    Ene: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
    Salad: The car takes a screenshot.

    Mist: I think we're missing something.
    Goat: Teamwork?
    Vapor: Cohesion?
    Fadran: A general sense of what we’re doing?

    Fadran, setting down a card: Ace of spades
    Queen, pulling out an Uno card: +4
    Kindness, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
    Connie, trembling: What are we playing

    Safire: You know those things will kill you, right?
    June, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
    Luna, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
    Beram: *nods while eating raw cookie dough* 

    Ene: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
    Witless: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
    Po: More or less, I guess...
    Archer: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
    Ink: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
    Tesh: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on! 

    *the squad right before Ene's wedding*
    Ink: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
    Po: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
    Archer: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
    Tesh: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
    Witless, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

    Maybe I should have Witless officiate my wedding... 

    Fritz: What does 'take out' mean?
    Stick: Food 
    Ene: Dating
    Truth: Murder
    Hen: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOURE NOT A COWARD. 

    Adilie: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
    Eryn: Rude.
    Drae: That’s fair.
    Ladashwy: Not again.
    Marie: Are you going to want this back? 

    Marie: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a RUSTING THREAT. 

    Marie: *Stubs their toe* RUSTS! 
    Adilie: Mind your language!
    Marie: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
    Adilie: ... 
    Marie: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes. 

    Marie: Go to Hell
    Kelsier, tearing up: I wish I could

    Po: What are your goals?
    Ene: To pet all the dogs.
    Po: No, fitness goals.
    Ene: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

    Cassie, standing with her back turned: I’ve been expecting you, James.
    James: How did you do that without turning around?
    Cassie: ...to be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

    Ben: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
    Shana: You're like 15 years old
    Ben: I MIGHT DIE AT 30! 

    Jace: What time is it?
    Ax: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
    Ax: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
    Doc: WHO THE STORMS IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
    Ax: It’s 2 am

    Mist: WHY. why did you give Emi a KNIFE?! 
    Star: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. 
    Mist: Now I feel unsafe! 
    Star: I’m sorry. 
    Star: ...would you like a knife? 

    @theTruthshaper @AonDii @Shard of Thought @xinoehp512 @Tesh @The Awakened Salad @Knight of Iron @Mist ill tag the rest of you later it about to die

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      Quite accurate. Though I do think Jace and Ax would try to play the sax at the same time

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  15. Are you a Spambot?

    Happy Birthday!

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      Yo I have no idea why that image posted five times, that was an actual artwork I put like five hours into

  16. Two days ago was my Shardiversary! Thank you all for being lovely to me while I've been on this website, I've met an incredible amount of wonderful friends here and I am beyond appreciative. 

    1. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      *reluctantly accepts hug, checking for knives*

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  17. Two days ago was my Shardiversary! Thank you all for being lovely to me while I've been on this website, I've met an incredible amount of wonderful friends here and I am beyond appreciative. 

  18. I'm just gonna make this here so I can fangirl about Shae and Dan without making a thousand posts that all say almost the same thing...unless you don't want a status update full of that on your page, in which case I move to Lith's. :ph34r:

  19. Well, two things. 

    One is just a note that unfortunately one of my rats, Siri, passed away sometime today. I didn’t know until we got home from our cabin, we’d been up there for the weekend. So rest in peace, smol furball. 

    Two is that I’m a post away from 5,000 and have exactly one idea for what to do with it. Any ideas other than big RP post or AMA would be appreciated ^_^ 

  20. Well, two things. 

    One is just a note that unfortunately one of my rats, Siri, passed away sometime today. I didn’t know until we got home from our cabin, we’d been up there for the weekend. So rest in peace, smol furball. 

    Two is that I’m a post away from 5,000 and have exactly one idea for what to do with it. Any ideas other than big RP post or AMA would be appreciated ^_^ 

  21. You know, when it's looked at this way, it changes both my name and my reputation level to a whole new meaning :P

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  22. You know, when it's looked at this way, it changes both my name and my reputation level to a whole new meaning :P

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  23. You know, when it's looked at this way, it changes both my name and my reputation level to a whole new meaning :P

    5de0a02fb8214_Screenshot2019-11-28at8_35_21PM.png.17bff82f3f3f340f90e3f7d6529245d7.png

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