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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Life&Death replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Half my friends know that Life is what I think of myself as. Unfortunately that username was taken so I became Life&Death -
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Soul nodded, slightly relieved. He still wasn’t great at fighting people who had investure. Or as his sponsor called it, “protagonistic invicibility” whatever that meant. Lashing the end of the blade of one sword to the hilt of the other Soul created a simple super long sword. Using this, and a shield formed by El, Soul spun in circles, slicing soldiers into pieces, scattering bullets, and generally having a great time.
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Two swords fell from the sky and impaled two soldiers that were sneaking up of Yzabet. Following them was Soul, freshly healed from his wounds. Landing he grabbed the two swords spun and beheaded another enemy. ”Need any help miss?” Soul said with another slightly insane smile. “I kinda want to try your egg free cookie dough which means you can’t die yet.”
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Soul shot through the air, wrapping his legs around a marine’s neck he used him to change direction very quickly to fly down the way he came, breaking the marine’s neck in the process. The 17 soldiers that were chasing him suddenly found 6 of their members dead, and 3 shot up into the air. Landing admist the remaining 8 enemies, Soul grinned through bloody teeth at them and raised his swords. Dashing towards one, he whipped his Shardblade up, shearing the face guard of the helmet off, before stabbing through with his bone and obsidian blade. Bullets from the other enemies sprayed towards him, most of them glancing off of Soul’s armor, but some tore through his left leg, making him collapse. lashing those same bullets that punctured his leg, Soul sent a bloody death rain back towards the soldiers and followed up by sliding under one and slicing his legs off. Soul laughed as he danced through the enemies, cutting them down as blood, smoke, and stormlight trailed through the air, making a light show as people died. With three remaining enemies, Soul formed his Shardblade into a spear and stuck it through one’s face. Darting toward the other two he grabbed one faceplate and lashed the individual pieces towards the unfortunate marines face. The rudely was that the marine’s head was crushed by his own helmet. Gunfire shot through Soul’s shoulder, finally breaking through the armor as it sprayed blood and shattered bone. Spinning, Soul grabbed this one’s faceplate as well, ripping it entirely off. ”You made a mistake fighting for this army.” Soul hissed through a bloody grin. “I will kill every one of you, and your blood will fill these alleyways.” With that, hidden blades in each fingertip shot out of Soul’s gauntlet and tore the soldier’s throat out. Soul tossed the body aside, and lashed himself back to the Ghostbloods camp. He needed some health filled gold.
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Soul spun through scores of enemies. Bullets sparked off of his armor as blood sprayed from one sword and eyes burned in the wake of the other. Sliding at high speeds sometimes on his knees and other times on his feet Soul didn’t give his enemies time to get a solid hit.
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Soul landed on the wall. Sideways. About 3/4 up. He had forgone the black cloak in favor for a black combat suit still equipped with a hood. Two blades crossed on his back, one was aluminum and the other had a unique black handle that looked like it was made from obsidian. El spun around him as he surveyed the battle field.
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Everyone nearby hears cursing and mutterings seaming to come from everywhere at once. The only parts that were coherent were. ”Stupid.........Fight me...........Forgot that wasn’t Earth.........No absolute power there........Curse that man........Pineapple.”
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You know what!!! The hand reappeared, snapped, and Death suddenly was wearing a pink tutu.
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185: If your friend vanished under mysterious circumstances, and you find evidence that they were talking with strange people/demons, don’t go looking for them. If they are not dead, then they are the protagonist and if you look for them, you will die. If they are already dead, then you will become the protagonist and everyone you care about is 80% more likely to die painfully. Edit: 300th post! Yeah!
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A cosmic hand appeared through the fourth wall and threw something slimy at Death.
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Life walked in since Death totally removed the fourth wall. “Listen bro, you may be Death from a different series but I’m my own thing, and Death is part of my job discription so you kinda stole my job here. Now maybe if I ever share my story you’ll understand. But now for the reason I showed up, this RP is kind of important so I’m going to limit fourth wall breaks from now on. That includes you since I am also Death.” Waving to all the characters Life walked out the gap in the fourth wall, waved a hand and replaced it totally back to normal. All the characters breathed a sigh of relief as the extreme power from beyond the fourth wall faded.
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As Sou’s knife stabbed Naermen his Shardblade bounce away from her. Letting go of both the blade and his knife, leaving it imbedded in her stomach, his Shardblade formed into a short sword in his other hand and whipped it towards Naerman’s leg. Soul grunted as his own knife was plunged into his shoulder, he was losing blood fast as numerous cuts and scrapes covered his body.
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Soul arrived at the camp. ”Solace, I have arrived. What is the plan?”
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Life&Death replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I'm not good at raps, so here's lyrics instead. (To the tune of Vida La Vida by Coldplay) Vasher’s Roast Battle -
“Sure.” Grabbing her arm, Soul lashed Syen towards the perpendicularity and then quickly followed.
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“I am sorry but you’ll have to finish this without me. My leader has called me to arms and I must obey.” Soul breathes in stormlight and looks off towards the nearest portal to the Alleyverse.
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