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I just realized this, but... I never formally swore to TUBA. I BitBitio hereby swear to never reveal information about our organization which is deemed secret. I BitBitio hereby swear to never spike any baked item with any substance that should not be there. I BitBitio hereby swear allegiance to this Guild, and give all due loyalty to it's goals and precepts. I BitBitio hereby swear that I am not actually swearing bevause swearing is bad. Life before Death, friends. Heck, I'll post an RP scene to spice things up. *** *This scene is for when I first joined TUBA* Kane stared around in awe. The Alleycity was massive. He had entered through the Northwest Gate, near the Ghostbloods Castle a ways down. He saw such variety here. A Corpate walker carried a group of people over buildings towards their alleys. A palanquin brought the rich to their destination. Overhead, a Southern Scadrian mini-airship ferried some people to an upper-floor apartment. Nearby, street children and millworkers carried bundles of food and supplies. The Alleycity, the biggest city on this side of the Cosmere. Kane strode along, passing the Ghostblood castle and admiring its architecture. He fiddled with his Copperminds and continued on. He continued passing alleys, some dark, some light, some colorful, some dull. He passed by a particularly large Alleyway, where a large bar sat unused. He passed by the Dark Alley area, where a group of cloaked figures studied a Koloss, but bigger. Kane cringed and shied away. His parents had been killed by Koloss. With a slightly less awed demeanor, he passed a particularly bright Alley. A large sign was hung up between the two buildings that made up the Alley. The sign read: Join TUBA Curiously, Kane advanced. He walked down the Alley and saw a man speaking to another. The first nodded, dropped a coin, and rose from the ground. The second man began to walk from the Alley and seemed surprised to see Kane. He paused for a moment. *soft piano music plays* "I saw you poking around at the DA earlier. Er, I should introduce myself first. My name is Mace. Good evening. I'm from TUBA. The path you're about to embark on is one you may never return from. Too many good souls have been lost to the evils of the Dark Alley. The senseless destruction and desolation that comes from the DA is a stain on any member's conscience. But here at TUBA, we offer hope. Our safe, hemalurgy-free baking alternatives have been shown to rehabilitate even the darkest of souls. There is always another path for you, why squander your life with the denizens of evil?" Within 30 seconds Kane had accepted his request and joined TUBA. His life would never be the same.

Well obviously because Shoggoth, another Lovecraftian Myth of similar power to cthulhu that the DA utilizes is all powerful, we all know that Voidus Prime is super powerful too, you could even say God Beyond level! Therefore, Cthuhlu is God Beyond. Theory: Siah Aimians are gentlemanly Koloss.

Here's a thought: if you were to bond a Bestarin Aether and lose, say, an arm, could said arm be replaced with that of a Kandra?

These hats were really bricks covered in glue.

The Threadwatcher(this man is now the equivalent of the Nightwatcher) finally left his house and went to the gas station store to buy a Coke. *** A bunch of Sentinels used grappling hooks to climb onto the Exterminatus. "No nukes allowed!"

Bit questions everything.

Kane Lashed himself at the spaceship a dozen spears flying about him as well. He pointed his Shardarm upward and slammed it into the Exterminatus. He climbed through the hole. @Grey Knight bring it on.

And the end of the world. Ever. +1.

The guy watching the Thread was still in his house.

Kane summoned his helmet and began to run. He was fueled by Determination, the Dor, and Stormlight. At this rate, he would reach his Stormlight cache in an hour. Then, he could attack the spaceship.

A really stupid NPC was still watching an episode of the Longest Thread(Misadventures). In his house. In the Alleycity.

And ever.

Gradually.

This is a superior cookie.

Bit admits that he spelled it wrong on purpose. Now, Gradually Watermelon dies.

IT was Gradually Watermelone

Tapping Electrum during an endurance competition of some sort. Tapping Chromium when getting a lottery number. Tapping Tin when taking a senses evaluation. Storing Taste during an eating gross food competition. Storing Wakefulness at school.

A Mistborn movie would be intense. Especially the Inquisitor parts.

A Seer doesn't have a chance. Honestly, the only thing I could see beating Steel would be a Gold Compounder, a Sparker, or a Slider. Gold because even though they wouldn't get in many hits, they would still outlast the Steelrunner. A Sparker because they can outthink the Steelrunner, and the Slider because as we saw at the end of Shadows of Self, Wax used a speed bubble to get in some hits.

Suddenly, the man is not normal-length but rather An Awakened Rope.

Shelan tried to pick up the Rock and play catch with Kalmar.

"But maybe Naermen and Soul haven't technically arrived yet, so it will be them. Maybe."

The Beyond was getting crowded. Rhazien, Nei'an, Leya, Kalmar, Voidus's Rock, Rohan, Rashan, Shelan, Soul, Hellbent, Brother Daniel, Mac the Unbiased, Mack and whoever else had died sat on a bench, chatting. "So who do you think is going to come next?" Asked Rohan.

I'm making the official PM for this. @Ark1002 and @Kidpen, would you like to be put in now, or after the timeskip?