Ashspren

Hi everyone, it’s been a LONG time since I’ve been on and actually active, but excited to be back! 

Attempting a revival of the roast battle tournament— if you’re interested in participating, sign up by replying to my most recent post in that topic. 

Hope everyone’s been doing well! 

Just wanted to pop in and say hi! It's been a hot second since I've come back to the Shard, so how's everyone doing? Any interesting things happening on here or IRL? 

Also, as an update, I don't foresee myself coming back here pretty often, especially not with the same level of engagement as I had earlier. I might peruse the theories now and then and add little nuggets of Signature Ashspren Chaos™, but that's just how it is for right now. 

It's been great to check the site again, though, and I hope all of you are having a great summer!  

Hi everyone, 

Please take some time to check out this post. I’m trying to raise awareness about the lack of funding for food banks due to the recent situation regarding COVID-19. 

So I guess it was my Shardiversary yesterday... huh. 

So it’s been a little while since I’ve been properly active on the Shard... hi everyone.  
 

Go ahead and drop something in my AMA! With a newfound abundance of free time, I might start posting some stuff again.

Hey all!

First and foremost, how is everyone? I know I'm barely active anymore, but I like popping back on here from time to time. Life's busy, but isn't it always? Making it through one day at a time. I'm getting Starsight tonight, so hey, that's some good news. 

As this year starts to wrap up, I have a question to ask all of you: what are your New Years Resolutions? I haven't thought of mine yet, so I'm asking around to see what inspiration I can get. 

I probably won't be on the Shard for the next 2-3 weeks, so just wanted to say that I hope everyone has a great holiday season. See you all in 2020!  

–Ash

Thought I would just give everyone a quick update, so... 

Hello everyone! I'm alive. Life's kinda crazy right now, but you know how it goes. *shrugs*

Everything's been pretty great recently. Super happy, which is always good.  Hope everyone else is doing well! Reading something good, enjoying life, etc etc. 

Because I needed an excuse to actually post this, I'm just going to ask a quick question: what's a song that's stuck in your head right now? 

Hey everyone, sign up for the Roast Battle Tournament! This round is non-Cosmere, which should be super interesting.

A Patriots victory for Super Bowl LIII... *sigh*. I was extremely disappointed, personally. First, a not-so-great game — the lowest scoring Super Bowl in history, actually — and then, the one team a hate with a burning passion happens to win. 

Oh, well. Better luck next year, I guess. And time to deal with the ceaseless teasing by my friends who are Patriots fans (an oxymoron, I know).

URGENT MESSAGE! 

I need ONE PERSON to participate in the Cosmere Character Roast Battle Tournament! If you think you could potentially participate, even for one round, please let me know!

Words cannot express how much I love your username.

Super Bowl LIII is coming up! Chiefs vs Saints... who are you rooting for? 

The new username... woah. I mean, it’s accurate.  

Merry Christmas, everyone!

So everyone... it finally happened... 

Here's a link to the post, which was for the Cosmere Character Roast Battle Tournament. 

Looking forward to this one! 

~ Ash

I don't know how I wasn't following you earlier but now I am, so problem solved.  

999 posts... the thousandth will be up soon. 

It’s time to vote for the winner of the Fourth Cosmere Character Roast Battle Tournament! 

https://goo.gl/forms/mQJ1ZydgQJtRTno52 

Awesome job to @Herowannabe and @Paranoid King on their raps.

No, I am not joining in the Ookla season (sorry), but just out of blatant curiosity, I'm putting this question out there: 

If I had an Ookla name, what would it be? Be creative, guys.  

I’m back, everyone!

Hey everyone! 

I’m not going to be on the Shard for the next 6-7 days, and if I am, my involvement will be limited. Just wanted to let everyone know in case there are RPs, roasts, or anything else. 

~ Ash

Hey Ap! You haven’t been on for a while — sure you’re just off WiFi or have some IRL stuff going on. If anything’s going on, feel free to talk to me about it. (Or Ene, because she’s your wife, and people in relationships do that, apparently. )

Saw that you said that you hated Adolin. For the record, you're just jealous of his ultimate awesomeness because he's amazing, good looking, adorable, kind, and overall incredible. 

Saw you posted on my AMA, but I’m trying to conserve posts, so... 

Why indeed? Why is the question that has been asked since the beginning of time, and yet... I find that there is a better question to be asked. That question is: “Why not?” 

“Why did you eat the cookie, Ash?” 

“Why not?” 

The words “why not” are an acceptable answer to almost every question. Plus, it gives someone else the pain of answering. 

Happy Halloween, everyone! Not changing my profile (sorry) but I hope everyone eats lots of candy... and doesn’t get sick the next morning.