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Overheard randomly in the hallway of my school: "You know the principal here is a changeling, right?" 

DND went interestingly. 

• People approach to fill someone in on what happened last session, when their character wasn't there (mine wasn't either) 
• They want to do it privately 
• Person goes "lol why, is it evil or illegal" 
• B&C: uhhh 
• Person A: ... 
• Person B: well we might have joined some people and there might be genocide 
• Person C, excitedly: GENOCIDE!! 
• *people glance over at someone yelling genocide in a crowded medical clinic* 
• A: what the frick no?? 
• B: We didn't know much about their plan! 
• DM: roll deception 
• *you can tell that B did in fact know pretty much all of the plan* 
• A: GUARDS! GUARDS THERE ARE PEOPLE PLANNING GENOCIDE 
• C&D just straight up walk out the door, no words, they just leave 
• DM: this went from "filling in an absent party member" to PVP...instead of breaking a golem (who we earlier put in prison) out of prison, you'll end up breaking yourselves out lol 
• A and a bunch of NPCs chase after B 
• *C sips tea while watching the chase and subsequent fight from the rooftops* 

"I'll be back in a few minutes!" knowing that the trip will take hours 

"Make haste!" 
"I wanna make haste it sounds tasty" 

*in a very satisfied voice* You are HIDDEN inside that bush! 

"hey hey come over here!!"
Po: "the bush is waving you down" 
Me: "hii bush do you wanna be set on fire?" 
"How can you not tell the difference between dwarf arms and branches?" 

"Do you realize the gravity of this situation?" 
"haha gravity, cause it's a rockslide" 

• My character (Char. D) goes back to Char. A to try and convince her to rejoin us 
• D is literally the worst person to do this seeing as she also doesn't really know what's going on 
• D happily tells A that she knows one thing about the plan! it involves...genocide 
• A: ... 
• D: so will you join us??:D?:D 
• A: please go back and learn more 
• D does so, hears "we're gonna cause a landslide to destroy this important city to end the war" and goes "yeah that sounds like enough relevant info" and heads on back and relays this 
  (Notable moment: "I think they were gonna do it with a natural disaster...maybe a volcano???" There are no volcanoes anywhere remotely close by) 
• A: okay, so how about instead, you join us 
• *D is visibly thinking hard about this* 
• *then is convinced because she's promised a bigger explosion if she's on A's side* 

Me: lol why'd I give this character such high intelligence that's not how they've been turning out at all 
Everyone else: wait, she has high intelligence? 
She hasn't been using it at ALL  

"Now I have to choose between my family and you guys..." 
"Your corrupt family who you've never met and us who quickly ditched you and switched sides?"