ShardBreaker

Yeah, probably not a good idea to word it like that. Word it in a way where your friend would understand. For most of my friends, I'd probably just say it to there face. Don't do that. Just a word of advice, don't try to do it over text or email or anything like that, as emotions aren't as understood over text.  

Alpacas are better than llamas in every way. They can be used when playing The green glass door. Their better looking. Llamas smell better. They like rutabagas, while alpacas don't. Also, they won the war of 1777 making them the rightful ruler of the animal world. 

Why are llamas so superior and majestic compared to all other creatures?(Well, maybe besides pugs) Why isn't green purple? Is the cake a lie? Is Dumbledore secretly alive, hiding from the rest of the world? Why am I asking such ridiculous question? Do I think this will get me upvotes? Should you join the Ghostbloods? What is Odium's favorite animal? Am I annoying? Why is your username thegatorgirl00? Will I ever stop asking questions? When will prosthetic wings be developed for pigs? Am I done? Yes. Hope you enjoy the questions. 

This is the discussion/forum/typing thingy where you can present life problems, and I'll answer them with logical, well thought out answers. They don't even have to be realistic. Want to know why llamas are better than alpacas? I can do that.(Also, everybody should know that llamas won the war of 1777 against the alpacas, making them superior in everything) Want to know the meaning of life? Sure!(OK, probably not that, but I'm trying to get a point across) But seriously, if you need advice with something in life, such as problems with a friend or so on, than ask, and I'll be happy to help.    

@Tesh , have you tried personally talking to her personally yet and explaining the negative effect that her friendships are having on her life? 

"Eh, I never liked these shoes anyway," Shardbreaker says, looking at the gore covering his shoes.

You see a golden pillar of light materialize in front of you, and out steps a man. 

"Hey everyone, sorry I'm late" 

Shardbreaker freezes as he realizes he's in the middle of the battlefield.

Umm, you know what, I'm just gonna walk over there" he say's, pointing towards the pavilion as he starts walking. 

I have no clue why I chose my username, just sounded cool. I've been thinking about changing it, does anybody have suggestions? (I've been thinking about SoulSpren)

50 minutes ago, Quickbronze said:

One fantasy series I can confidently say is worth your time is Deltora Quest.

1 hour ago, Lump-wing said:

If you haven't read Ready Player One, it's a great book. The story is somewhat different from the movie, and both are highly worthwhile. If you saw the movie, don't feel like the book would be a waste of your time - it's different enough and good enough to be worth reading.

If you're interested in reading something that is truly weird, you might try the Southern Reach trilogy by Jeff Vandermeer. If you saw the movie "Annihilation," the books are almost nothing like it: the movie is more horror, while the books are just ... wierd. I don't like horror, and I did like the books. They aren't very long, but IIRC they take more effort to read than one might expect. (If you do read them, there's a thread here on the forum with spoilers/reactions/theories.)

I've read, @Quickbronze , Deltora Quest and the Lunar Chronicles, and I agree, Deltora Quest was good. As for The Southern Reach Triolgy and Ready Player One, @Lump-wing , I've been thinking about reading these, but I can't find them anywhere. 

And who's breaths are these, may I ask?

Ahhhh, I see. @ElephantEarwax, I have come to recent conclusions that the DA may not be as bad as they seem, although I still do not approve of hemealurgy. Also, who are the colorful proprietors?  

DO

2 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Welcome to the Shard @Raffaine. Have a cookie and an upvote.

For initiation could you say, "My life to yours, my Breath become yours".

Who is your favorite elantrian?

Bad @ShardBreaker.

This is exactly what you don't do. You see this poor fellow is part of the Drab Only Club, who has their cookies supplied by the Dark Alley. The dark alley is bad and they like Hemalurgy. If you enjoy driving iron spikes into peoples eyes, than feel free to join them, although I don't suggest it. 

Welcome Julio, hope you enjoy your time here on the Shard. You'll probably want to stay away from cookies and avoid giving your breath away. Also for your enjoyment, have a free upvote! 

Good to know

I sort of posted a long thing that was useless, and I didn't know how to get rid of it, so I edited the post to say this. 

I joined, but I won't let me take part in discussions. Do I have to be verified by someone to actually be a member?

Good to know. 

But @Kidpen, why have you allowed him to join? He is the worst of people and archivist who can't archive stuff right because he forgets it! Think of the chaos he would bring to the neat, orderly, beautiful shelves of your library. It is a disgrace to let the heathen join the cult  guild! (I'm not a part of it myself, just thought you'd want to rethink your decision) .

On 3/27/2018 at 9:03 PM, Tesh said:

I don't need an assasin, but an informant. Could you please PM me with more information?

It depends what kind of information. If you haven't already privately contact a member of our group with your request.

4 hours ago, Archer said:

4 hours ago, Archer said:

Jonathan Stroud's Lockwood & Co. series is good. They're fictional stories about a Victorian era like world where the main characters are ghost hunting kids. There are swordfights. 

 

 

Read that already, and I agree, it's an amazing book series. I've heard of most of the books you mentioned, and have had some recommended to me before, but I never got around to reading them. If you need any good series I recommend The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer, The Circle Trilogy by Ted Dekker, The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini, Dawn of Wonder (the first book in an upcoming series) by somedude whos name I can't remember, and the Stormlight Archive's, by some weird dude. Those are probably my favorites(also, who could forget Harry Potter?) .   

Welcome to the Shard! Word of advice, don't accept cookies from strangers and don't give your breath away. Also, have a free upvote!

Been thinking about rereading The Circle Trilogy by Ted Dekker. Currently, I'm reading the Inheritance cycle, though I've almost finished it.  

Hello everyone, I need some good books to read and was wanting to know what everyone's favorite book (besides any of Brandon's work) is. You can include more than one book, just make sure you list your favorite 

True, but the oathgates don't seem to function how normal fabrials do. As you see in Oathbringer, it seems like the spren of the Oathgate have somewhat of a choice when it comes to their job.  Also as a side note, the radiants don't actually use the soulcasters, as most of them don't need them.