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    If the zombies kill him we get his gun and the zombies are fed. We can also get supplies from the house and kill chickens without fear. Maybe he’ll even get rid of some zombies for us! If he kills the zombies that’s all the better, we get rid of them with out any zombifications!
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    What if we lead the zombies over to the farmhouse and tell them that there are brains for them inside? That could solve multiple problems!
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    I’m not sure if I’m supposed to admire the video or be repulsed by it...
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    What they said but magically before they said it!
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    That's...not what you were trying to make Shadow's personality feel like?
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    You made a small mistake, I corrected it for you!
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    I haven't laughed this hard in months! You all have officially broken my brain... I just can't...The 34th Shard...It hurts... Edit: And now I just can't stop thinking about it...
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    I LOVE Star's journals! Listening back on Butt's reaction to his love of Star seems so cheesy now... I'm glad you could use the links I gave you in your impressions recordings. I enjoy how you portrayed each of the characters through their voices. I feel Tom's insanity and mad scientist-ness, I hear Butt's awkwardness and loyalty, Shadow's voice makes me want to hate her and shows her cynical nature. Thank you!!!
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    “More Zambies! Ha Ha! I told you all that if you don’t follow me you’ll become Zambies! I told you!” He looks over the arrayed group and makes *disappointed noises* “I will go to the people living in the nearby house to see if they wish to be saved!” Well this seems bad...perhaps chickens would be easier to kill? Should we do the same thing as last time? There are also people nearby in the farm house, maybe we should talk to them before stealing their chickens? There will be a zombie attack tonight, I feel it in my gut...also there are graves.
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    So our cow based actions are going to be: Kill cow- Snip, Ventyl, Headshot Skin cow- Headshot gather brains from cow- Snip, Butt get meat from cow- Butt give brains to zombie- Snip give meat to cookers- Butt cook meat- Striker Everyone can only do three actions so we need to divide and conquer. Who wants to do what?
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    I got the cow stuff. Can someone take the action to find the Zombie cure buried in the ground. That would be helpful. And can someone cook the cow?
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    You can feel better about yourself Itiah, I forgot the OG post too. Well Snip! In that case I'll help you with your brain gathering mission. "Here Zambie, Here Boi!" He walks backwards motioning with his hands for Lum to follow. "You want brains, don't cha? Well follow us and we'll give you some yummy yummy cow brains!"
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    No, as Alvron said: Anyone want to help me build a portable shelter?
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    I got a little carried away with finding links. I also found out what was wrong with the journal links. You can only click on the first word of the link, the rest doesn't work. That should fix it for you Shadow.
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    Well...at least we know that it's a conversion game now... I agree with you Snip and feel bad for Lum, there's just one problem. Zombies are not enough of mind to empathize with humans, rationalize their decisions, or ignore their impulses. I would love to keep him but there is no feasible method of doing it. Butt walks out of the bushes, yawns, and asks, "How was everyone's night" before he sees Tanky Boi. He gasps, takes a second to compose himself, and then shouts. "Ha! You see! Mr. Tanky Boi didn't join me in the truth and had his flesh changed to match his soul! Join me and see the truth! The Truth!" He walks off to find some breakfast. As he disappears he says, "I will be handing out flyers later at lunch! Be there for the truth!" If someone has a idea to save/hold Lum without slowing us down I will welcome it.
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    "Ever heard of a card game called Scum? Its fun but we'll need a few more players." He starts shuffling the cards. Anyone else want to join? Mr. Pear O'Scissors, Friedrich, you want to play?" It won't be much help to build shelters if we're on the run. Anyone have any other ideas? We need a way to hold water, anyone have a helpful item? Finally, would anyone find it feasible to all work together to build a raft out of vines and sticks and stuff and float to safety?
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    "Everyone! Belief in the Thought Goddess requires more than just faith! You must also do things and work hard yourself!" Butt pulls out a notepad and starts scribbling frantically (He does everything frantically) "You! Lachlan, Ian, Bill, Fred! Come to me and get your most holy task! And Andrew...You may play cards with me." "Mr. Pear O’Scissors! I see you spying on me! If you do not join my faith I will have no choice but to lynch you as a unbeliever/zambie for they are the same thing!" Possible actions: Gather water Make spears OR Make campsite We can't gather meat so let's gather...Nuts and berries! If someone wants to do something else then try to maintain the order of actions so we go as groups
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    "So...you will kill us?" Butt was wandering around a grassy field observing the gathered group. "I mean...were all talking about what to do when the choice is obvious." Butt climbs to the top of a particularity tall rock. "Everyone must now go help the Goddess of minds in the sky so that she will wipe the stain of the Zambies from the earth!" Waving his arms around wildy he shouts, "Join her and be redemmed" Sorry everyone...he's a little crazy. I'll tone it down in the near future. At least no one seems to be starving yet, but who knows how long that will last. I feel like splitting up is a bad idea. Anyone think that if multiple people choose the same action that they will go as a group? Safety in numbers!
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    May I? Granted. However you get hit by a soccer ball and get a concussion, losing all memory of Sanderson. When you walk into your room and see all the books you think that a Crazy Book Addict lives there instead of you. I wish I could access all Disney movie soundtracks from my mind.
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    I prefer the remixes. They, instead of Flubbers, had Blubbers.
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