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He stumbled about in confusion, wondering what was up with Uncle Brandy. When he finally realized his mistake, he was falling off a cliff, and realized that his noodle shop provided all the money he needed for his FartCloak.

I'm going to continue the story, if that's alright.

After stealing all of the vials, Butt realized that he didn't need them, as he was already the Shard of farts, and therefore had access to all of the Fartvestiture.

9 hours ago, MountainKing said:

Finally another trollhunters fan, how did you like the ending?

And yeah they're basically all(All of the blades weapons) like shardblades, a full body slice and  your dead, if it slices a limb, it'sstill there, you just can't use it(it turned to stone.)

I loved the ending!  What did you think of it?

Also, there are three or four swords that coalesce out of mist and are summoned at will like shardblades, and Jim's armour does the same, like I suspect shardplate does for a full Radiant.

When you watch Trollhunters and keep thinking about all the shardblades and how Angor Rot is basically Szeth.

The whole show I was thinking "This is basically The Stormlight Archive mixed with Avatar:The Last Airbender."

It also hurt Rock's mind in every tense. But that was Ham's secret challenge: Make Rock and Odium think through all of the tenses, and then measure how successful they were, how fast they were, and how much their brains hurt at the end. (And in which tenses.) They were almost tied, but Odium, being a Shard and having much more mental capacity than Rock, didn't have a headache, so he won.

11 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Buy a board of wood and nail it to your wall

No! The horror! Hemalurgy may not be used on books!

Odium said it was a world where what he said went, and Rock said that it was a world where everyone like soup, and since neither of those made sense, he almost said that they both lost: therefore they both won, creating a paradox which they had to solve for the point. Then he decided otherwise (he now had no faith in their intellectual capacity to even begin exploring a paradox) and chose Rock, since he liked soup.

Rock called Odium an airsick lowlander, and Odium ran off, passionately crying.

He counter-sued for copyright infringement.

When you get on the Shard before putting in your contacts in the morning.

Once he got the noodles back he took control of the company for himself. Lift was even better friends with him after that.

Ha! That's hillarious! 

2 hours ago, Apollyon said:

When you spend your time measuring the amount of iron in human beings, correcting assumptions about compounding + Awakening, and seeing how fast pure iron digests in a human stomach. (That last one was ridiculously tough to find a straight answer to.)

What was said difficult answer?

I think there's a little more on it too, but we'd have to comb through the entire thread...also, part of the fun of ghanderflaffles is not knowing what they look like, so people can imagine what they want to and so it can continue to be added to as the story goes on. I doubt the drawing would stay accurate for very long, either.

Anyway: The ghanderflaffle contorted itself into a doughnut shape and started rolling through a nearby town trying to make people scream like it thought it's master wanted. Also, the ghanderflaffle had a name.

1 hour ago, Life&Death said:

I will be there with some friends as well. Unfortunately they stubbornly have not read any Sanderson Book, despite years of me trying to force them.

That does suck. My plan with my friends involves quite a few people, so we'll probably be dragging a few non-Sanderfans along with us for our large Sanderson-themed cosplay.

The ghanderflaffle took this as an order and set out to make everyone it could scream.

Then Enzo died again, and Butt forgot how to bring people back to life.

S-he started, but sneezed before he could finish. And from that point on, Butt's middle name was Sneeze.

When the Shard won't let you give upvotes and you're really annoyed because you've only used one today and you just used it and want to use more.

"HA!!!!! You actually believed me!" Enzo cried in victory.

8 hours ago, Tesh said:

I met @Taliax. We didn't talk for very long at all though.

Awesome! I'm hoping to meet people at the Salt Lake Comic Con. Me and a group of friends (and my sister, who is the only one who has an account last time I knew) are planning on going down together.

When you fantasize about how cool it would be to meet other Sharders at a signing or Comic Con or something to that effect.

"HELLO!!!!!!! HELLO!!!???? ARE YOU AWAKE!?!?!?!?" shouted Butt (at a mere trillion decibels-he was lazy today), not hearing the High Prelan over his own shouting.

Edit: Ninja'd

So Butt necroed them, just like an old thread.