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But he had found it. An infinite supply of Stormlight. He didn't know how to breath it in, though. And he didn't realize that he had found it, so he kept searching.

And the searched in mountains. (And I mean in the mountains. Not on them like some weirdlings.)

He searched over trees.

Also, the story started here: 

Once upon a time, on a non-canon planet in the Cosmere, a powerfully invested man chose to take over the world.

With domed cities to protect from volcanoes and invested hamsters. I find it hilarious how much it's changed.

While she did this, Butt went in search of Stormlight.

I chose my name because I'm a nerd (as are many on this site-I'm also a geek, (as are most on this site) but I won't go into that or the difference between them). Anyway, that made the Nerd portion of my name easy. I also enjoy math (yes, I said enjoy) and for a while I was obsessed with pi, so I used as many digits as I knew at the time (I know more now, but I decided to just leave it.)

I know this isn't strictly relevant to the thread, but the profile picture was because pi=circle and Brandon Sanderson books+circles=rithmatic circles.I decided to go with the Basic Easton Defense-though I couldn't fit it completely onto my profile picture.

And I now have a third thread up and a Coppermind.

When your little brother starts sleeping in and your parents are getting frustrated (cause school) and can't figure out why, and you know why but aren't going to tell them because the reason is that he's staying up late reading Mistborn for the first time.

When you're having a duel on Discord, posting on The Longest Thread, and posting here all at the same time.

When after said duel, you start madly theorizing about Mistborn Era four. I had two 17th shard forums, Arcanum, Discord, and Oathbringer open at the same time.

His dancing was so beautiful that he attracted all ten types of spren that could impart a Nahel Bond. He spoke the oaths, bonding with all of them simultaneously.

Then Lift pulled the tuba out of Butt's pocket as well (don't ask how she knew it was there) And played that at the same time. She played both beautifully. Simultaneously. Together. With no redundancy in the tunes. (Which can't be said for my language...)

Then he decides that he doesn't care, pulls his piano out of his pocket, and begins to play. Badly. Cause he doesn't know how to play the piano.

10 hours ago, The Thinking Herald said:

When you have a pedantic debate with other sharders about semantics and how they affect the viability of non-canon shard names and combinations.

10 hours ago, Kidpen said:

When you were participating in this conversation.

When you were also participation in this conversation, and had a lot of fun in said pedantic debate.

When pedantic arguments have the potential to reveal large pieces of plot in the fandom you're a part of.

When you discuss or come up with the "non-canon shard names and combinations" mentioned by Th Thinking Herald.

Also, I feel like this thread is more of a "You Know You're a Sanderfreak" thread. So:

When being a Sanderfreak is a good thing.

Then he was sad, as he didn't have his piccolo, as he had thrown it away. But, luckily, he had the recorder and violin (along with a tuba and a piano) in his pocket, so he pulled out his violin and started playing, and forgot that he was falling down a bottomless pit.

If a bird from another world ate some of the fruit of the Patji's finger (and therefore the parasite inside of it) would it be possible for said bird to gain powers?

He also tried to play it on the violin. At the same time.

Actually, but was crying because he had just eaten an Apple phone, and had only then realized that it was a phone and not an apple. Also, it hurt going down. But that's irrelevant, as everyone thought it was at the music.

Also, look at this! (Screenshots of the top and the bottom of the page.)

Which was Math Molly's plan all along. "Aha!" she cackled. "You're so caught up in the irrelevant irrelevancies of irrelevance that you forgot about the duel!" And she proceeded to start spouting math facts at him.

Actually...that was irrelevant too, which is irrelevant. But as long as irrelevant was being said, Butt was irrelevant happy.

So he started flaunting the irrelevant word of irrelevance that he loved so much, though it was so incredible irrelevant that some thought they may die of the irrelevance.

And that he had no idea what irrelevant phrases such as that meant anyway.

You're the one who challenged me to a duel, he said. He wondered if he was Cosmere aware as he said this.

1 minute ago, Elandera said:

It was referring to the Tumblr post that started calling birds chickens, not this thread.

Ah. Thanks. I was slightly confused...sorry!

He tried to respond, but he was a horse.

That mascot...ROCKS!!!

So he bucked her off of him.

Then he turned into a horse.