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5 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

You know that you're a Sanderfan when you go to a school dance and start reading a book at a table.

I did that at a dance once! It was a Halloween dance, so I dressed up in a colorful suit and left it unbuttoned, with a loose tie and the top button of my shirt undone, and with ruffled hair.  I then proceeded to put a paperback copy of The Way of Kings in my pocket, go to the dance, and sit down next to the door and read. In fact, the only reason that I went to that dance was for that specific costume.

When you're talking with a girl on Google Hangouts, and your little brother asks if you have her phone number, and when you reply in the affirmative he proceeds to ask if you've given her a handkerchief.

The rain is acid rain. Literally. Raid made of acid.

It could work, and I definitely want to bring more activity into the Hall. The only thing that is a problem for me is that the Hall is the only guild I'm in, so if we separate the Hall then I'll have to join another guild to be a part of the Alleyverse. I don't think that this is a problem for anyone else, though, hence the fact that we've not been having much activity, so itmay be something that needs to be done.

2 hours ago, Reckless Reader said:

I'm on a road trip and there's something about every ten minutes that reminds me of Sanderson.

Fleet street (cute street name under any circumstances)

Bridgeman Lane - I am not kidding; it was hilarious

A chicken coop

A stick

Honestly it's amazing how many things you can connect to Sanderson if you try hard enough

Or not trying very hard...it kinda just happens for me.

2 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

It was kinda weird. One minute I was sitting on the toilet, minding my own business... then I flushed. A strange explosion similar to ettmetal’s sounded, and then... poof! CR.

That is quite weird. How did you get back?

4 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

Hehe... not yet. But at this rate, they’ll be gone in roughly 23 seconds...

Yeah...I'll have to come back tomorrow and dole some out.

Just now, Apollyon said:

Maybe... but I haven’t found myself in the Cognitive Realm via hardware store. Except that one time in the bathroom...

That must've been awkward...maybe you have do do specific things to get there? I'll have to do a project INSIDE the hardware store sometime instead of going home and see if that works.

Also, NO!!!! I'm out of upvotes!!!

Just now, Apollyon said:

Second this notion.

I can also second this notion. Third this notion? Maybe they're Productivity's perpendicularity.

When hardware stores are really fun because there are so many ways to connect them to Sanderson. Actually, that's most places, I guess...but especially hardware stores.

2 minutes ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

When you're at the hardware store, in the nails section. and you think "It's the ammo depot for Coinshots"

When you're at the hardware store, in the nails section. and you think "It's the spike depot for Hemalurgists" when you see the big spikes.

Also, when you wonder if the alloys are good in said big spikes.

Then they decided to keep it PG and skipped ahead to when they had 12 daughters, but still no firstborn sons.

The next day he woke up to find a spike in the back of his head with the soul of a girl who met his parameters in the back of his head. Her soul kept saying "I'll be with you if you can return my soul to my body."

When there's a quote on your wall that says "Believe in children--there is faith in their eyes, love in their touch, kindness in their gestures. Thrill with them in life's big and small moments...hold them close." and you find it ominous.

I liked it, overall, and I would say a lot more, but what I have has already been covered.

As do all of the narrators.

Cause it really is okay.

Nerd was confused as to how there were still other Shards, because he thought Butt had become Andonalsium, which wouldn't leave room for other Shards.

@whattheHoid

Also ninja'd.

But the narrators had decided that Butt was irrelevant.

"Stupid narrators." said Butt. But the narrators didn't care-they were having too much fun participating in the break dancing party.

Butt was all like "Stupid narrators! Are you just going to leave me here to keep being possessed by Hagrid and let all of the other characters have fun dancing all over a non-Cosmere planet!?"

When you name your Spore character Renegade Kandra. (For those who don't know, Spore is a game where you build other species, and the fist couple stages of the game revolve around killing and/or befriending other species and getting new body parts by so doing.)

They realized that that was probably true: it was Butt, after all who he was possessing so he could talk through him, as he was the only one powerful enough to channel the almighty Hagrid. That meant that he could listen to all of their plans through Butt.

3 hours ago, Sami said:

Well to be fair, this would also happen whether you were a Sanderfan or not.

The real test is whether  you would would stop to take a video, or to shake their hand.

Or both...I'd probably video first for the YouTube views, and then approach and shake hands enthusiastically, eager to meet them. either that, or I'd let go or logic and go up to them and start dancing around them screaming with them...

Sadly, by the time he showed up it was over. Butt had picked of the Shards united against him one by one, finally becoming Andonalsium in full.