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4 hours ago, Sunbird said:

Obstetrician--a doctor who specializes in childbirth.

Ah. Thanks. New knowledge is always good.

17 minutes ago, Sunbird said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when one of your Facebook friends says she is "looking for an OB" and your first thought is "She's looking for an Oathbringer?"

What else would OB be? I'm legitimately confused.

Left e-

So afraid that he leaked vodka, his favorite drink.

Then he remembered that Butt was his favorite cousin, as of page 2 and/or 16. (We met Butt, as Elend's cousin, on page 2, and found out he was Elend's favorite on page 19.)

Then Butt and Arnold's souls fought for dominance. Butt won, of course, being a Shard and all.

4 hours ago, robardin said:

Wouldn't they be 16 Sporks?

It could be. I think the other way works, though.

When you break a spoon at your cousin's wedding reception and proceed to break it into 16 pieces, calling them "the 16 Shards of Spoondonalsium"

But it was one of those annoying farts where it's not just a fart, and Butt and the ghanderflaffle came out, now separate.

Then someone punched him, and he remembered everything except Uncle Brandy and the ghanderflaffle. He remembered his love of the word irrelevant, though.

I think it could still work. Hoid is, after all, a master of disguises. His face is also covered in wrappings, supposedly to cover injuries or something, but could that not be an attempt to hide his features form those eho may recognize him?

18 hours ago, Apollyon said:

Nah, but we share a Surge. I'm personally a Truthwatcher, so... Yay Progression? 

I'm also a Truthwatcher!

He also thought that the holy word should be irrelevant, though irrelevant was too big for his vocabulary as well.

Tried to fly off into the sunset, but instead tripped and landed with his face in a pile of...

When you go on a four day camping trip and are really disappointed when you only have one notification...

So they decided to give some of their exotic food to him (him being Odium), though it pained them to do so.

But Lift refused to take back her words, and t he fused accepted the offer. They found the legendary Bacon Ramen noodles from Mr. Mashaloto, and, upon tasting them, Mr. Fused was so happy and started to like Lift so much that he became a good guy.

The random silver dust that the shade had for some reason was good in the soup, too.

Also, because he owned the shop, he was now a billionaire in emerald broams. He also owned several souls that he didn't want. They were always whining.

Then it attacked, thinking that Butt was saying that he was a  friend of Kelsier's. Butt quickly side-stepped the Shade, which would have enraged it further, except for the rack of silver dust behind Butt that it ran into, killing it.

6 hours ago, JacobClaessen said:

Ah, Trollhunters. Good dhow. The end of s3 made me cry... almost.

I was crying all throughout the ending. I was watching with earbuds, so although my siblings were watching over my shoulder, they asked something to the effect of: "Why are you crying, _____?".I said something like "Spoilers (they're watching it on their own), but there's a good reason.

You're fine.

3 hours ago, MountainKing said:

Yeah I have. At first I wasn't so sure about 3 below until I saw the suspected characters of two of the aliens and now I think it will be an enjoyable experience.

I'm most excited for wizards because I feel that Claire, Toby, and Argh will have prominent roles in that one.

Exactly! I'm hoping to get more Jim in Wizards, too.

5 hours ago, MountainKing said:

I was sad that the show was over, but then I told myself that by him ending the show now it will never face a time where the plot becomes inconsistent and other negative things that happen to shows that run to long.

Yeah. I can agree with that wholeheartedly. Have you heard about the other series that are going to be released?

For real though!

*Kaladin starts being a jerk like he does*

Jim: "Be careful! He might be a changeling! It's okay, though, I think I have a Gaggle-Tack." *Pulls out horseshoe and starts touching Kaladin's face with it*

Also, Angor Rot and Szeth have very similar story arcs, so that could be hillarious.