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Mraize didn't mean to shoot it, so Butt wasn't mad.

Butt thought they were cool, though, so he decided to try to convince the ghanderflaffles to accept their bad hair as a new hairdo.

On 6/15/2018 at 4:35 PM, Dunc4n said:

I would probably say Szeth, but not because I don't like him, because I think he's awesome. It just hurts me to read about how broken he is.

My dead, dead brother. This is about the character, not their circumstances. It hurts me to read that post from you.

--who promptly died again.

It was a giant purple bouncy house. The second present was from Dalinar.

So everyone loved it.

Alright. I'll not critique you further for it.

There was a trapdoor at the bottom that led to a large room where the party was.

@DarthWoodrack would you mind avoiding double posting in the future?

15 minutes ago, StrikerEZ said:

Yeah, I was thinking about going back and adding a comment like that in my original post.

In the long run, it doesn't really matter what order you read the books in-all those connections about the Cosmere are made eventually. I usually recommend reading SA after everything else though because there are so many connections to other books in the series. It just makes it easier to understand if you can recognize those things you've already read. 

That makes sense, and I can respect that.

6 minutes ago, StrikerEZ said:

I'd honestly recommend reading the rest of the Cosmere books before going past WoK. You definitely need to read Warbreaker, at least, before continuing past WoK.

I actually disagree to an extent. While the different reading order changes how you experience the books, I don't think different orders are necessarily better or worse. The discoveries and connections are just made at different times. That being said, within series, books should obviously be read in order...No skipping books in the same series!  Again, though, that's obvious.

Luckily there had been 500 Sparkle Balloons, though so one of them popping left them with 499, and Veil had stolen the instructions and materials to make them. The chaos that followed was that of the one popping balloon popping 4 more, leaving her with 495 (luckily those 4 didn't pop more as well) and everyone/everything in a 500 foot radius getting covered in sparkles that wouldn't come out for months, if ever.

The ghanderflaffle pinata, the chull pinata, or the chasmfiend pinata? The chasmfiend pinata would hold the most candy, but the...

How to throw a surprise birthday party for Mraize.

15 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

It’s fine. A good half of them know my MB references (minus Era 2). They’re still great people, and can geek out about lots of other things, even if it doesn’t measure up to Sanderson.

Ah. Good. Geeking out is always good, even if it isn't Sanderson.

10 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

Unfortunately, my friends aren’t Sanderfans. My biggest success among them is reading MB Era 1 and Elantris. She did promise to read SA over the summer... so we’ll see where that goes.

Urgh. I'm sorry.

3 hours ago, Apollyon said:

Saaaaaaaaaame. It’s fine for me though, since all my friends are at least an 8 on a 1-10 scale. Nothing compared to my 14/10...

Most of my friends are either Sanderfans or are being pushed to it by me and/or my other friends, so we're good there, and any non Sanderfan friends are huge geeks, so I'm pretty solid there as well.

It was soaking in stomach acid, however.

You're likely a Sanderfan when you go to a school full of geeks and you're one of the geekiest among them.

Because, they realized, they were still all  inside the ghanderflaffles.

The narrators found this irrelevant at the time, however, because they were too busy attacking @Gancho Libre with everything they had for saying unrelevant again.

But they forgot that Hagrid was possessing Butt, and Butt used the device just in time to separate them from Hagrid, so they accidentally killed Hagrid instead. His wife and 12 daughters cheered.

After completing the device, he primed it for use and...

He became feared throughout the land. Butt decided to go back in time and change everything back. After doing that, he went even farther back and abducted his childhood self so he could convince the loan collector that he was his firstborn son and give him his soul. Hence the reason that Butt doesn't have a soul.

Then the story returned from the interlude, and what @Gancho Libre said transpired.

"Eh. It's irrelevant" he said. And so, with the fourth wall again broken with the cement truck gone, He walked through it and went on a journey to find one of the narrators. When he did, he yelled at them: "I'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR NAME, BUT GIVE ME A NEW TIME MACHINE NOW!!!! i NEED TO RETURN TO MY OWN TIME! OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

5 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

You know you're a Mormon Sanderfan when you wonder if Kaladin ever said: And I, Kaladin, being young, nevertheless was large in stature.

Ha! Yes. The dance I was speaking of was actually a regional dance.

4 minutes ago, Reckless Reader said:

I do this anyway. Regardless of costume.

I have as well, but the costume made me happy.