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  1. Salmon Meerkat
    The village has D1'd an elim three games in a row, so votes and reasonings are relevant even so early. Also nice to see Swan defending voting for a null over an elim read again. If you're a villager, it's in your team's best interest to dissuade conversion attempts by making yourself difficult to imitate. If everyone puts in the effort to do so, the elims may not be able to make any body hops without detection, but even narrowing down the candidates is helpful.
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    yes yes it is ಠ_ಠ u take one step in my pms with anything near an AG4 title and anything that looks like a roleclaim & i will scream ur head off & smack u with my salmon DO NOT TEST ME SIR
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    I think a better summation of the trolliness (I love your meme so much I wish I could upvote that set more than once, but ) - Historically: AG1 - Not especially spicy apart from Claincy, Wilson, and Araris getting cute. I believe it was meant to be a good match/map for LG1 - I remember Meta specifically went for an Evil Claincy distro, as Claincy had been Evil in LG1 as well. The idea was to see how much we'd progressed since then, almost. AG2 - Two layers of distro madness. First, the eight Smokers (seven Village) and three Spiked Soothers everyone talks about, but also, more importantly IMO - all the Spiked were new players. Lopen wasn't especially new, but Lopen would not have been in the group of players everyone expected to form the Spiked anchor. This meant that despite Lopen getting lynched D1, all the 'experienced' players were warily side-eying each other. Also some kayana like Kas getting sussed for Smoking, Hael the Seeker sniffing nicotine who eventually got lynched, and Wyrm posting a troll Tineye message claiming to be a Spiked Seeker and Kas insisting he would take the lynch for Wyrm. AG3 - Another two layers of distro madness. A three Mistborn Elim team, and all of them were experienced players (another meta no-no!) AG4 - IDK this one you gotta ask Orlok or Fifth im tired. But I believe this was a first for no Village Seeker. AG5 - N/A AG6 - Tyrian Falls reskin; all Mistborn holy chull. AG7 - N/A LG74 - Two Evil Seekers, no Village Seeker, Elim team probably skewed experienced though not deliberately. AG8 - Evil Coinshot, three Tineyes, all V! Emotional Allomancers, 1 V!Smoker...do I really need to go on Probably because PM volume made El and Fifth very tired of us (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ >:( im kel but for axl's sake u should desist sir
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    AG6 was a Tyrian reskin to Roshar and all Mistborn. Absolutely deserves to get called out too
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    Points of order 1. We were supposed to protect them from the Evil Soothers but were ruthlessly exterminated >> [Note to self make the meme, someone post after this so I can share when I'm back on PC please thanks] 2. AG1 wasn't especially trolly apart from offensive Smoking and Wilson and Claincy and Araris being cute :| 2a. Current kel approves of then Araris's decision but I can also see why it was something that he got side-eyed for back then. 3. I believe there are just three Village Tineyes this game. Five D2 messages were because Swan and Ellie both randed Tin N1.
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    Drake arriving like a king to keep the thread going. The memes must flow! Edited to add: More memes because why not. Also: The AG2 Smokers rest in peace:
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    Presumably the last batch of memes. Thought of another parody but it's not workable for this game, though all credit to Scorp for it. Because this is a fun meme format: El and Fifth: Expectations versus Reality
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    Dingo rn: Edited to add: Ngl what I really want to see are more song parodies. We've got memes and banter a-plenty.
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    oh for cripessake or u r sure even
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    u tried :star: like my untrustworthy fren croc here i gotchu can i interest u in a tineye message
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    i hear that devo has an award-winning dead-doc from MR29 which of course u would not be familiar with in which she calls out village fifth for every single one of the many unnecessary lies he told :eyes:
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    Sounds like malware to me :eyes:
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    https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=288878
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    https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/protect-yourself-from-tech-support-scams-2ebf91bd-f94c-2a8a-e541-f5c800d18435
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    AG8 But Of Monsters and Men A Dirty Paws parody Back again in Tyrian Falls Everywhere are animals On D1 died the crocodile He sent a scam to the meerkat Gorilla attracted sus Iguana train started late The dragonfly it ran away But it came back with a brand new face The octopus collects some votes The iguana leads the vote Says he soothed a vote from Mouse In the night the Spiked hit Octopus twice A Tineye declared a scan And the meerkat elim slipped in the thread But he later told them the truth Gorilla flipped and then Hyena So for a while things were tense They hid and talked in PMs A falcon was wrongly slain But then they found out Cham and then Beagle The zebra blocked two spiked kills Finally was the dingo left And that's how the story goes The story of the town that finally didn't fall
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    oh no
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    it's never too late to edit it in :eyes:
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    Zebra carrying out his Lurching spree, colorised: more kel meme: no comment for this meme - either u get it or u don't
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    hi wyrm shoulda told me u were playin smh axl didn't even warn me he's a bad bro Also Meerkat and Penguin: More duality of man memes because why not: Scorp posting a prequel meme:
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    of course i did im kel :eyes:
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