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    "I'm afraid I don't have any children," Nogard replied. "And even if I did, that seems like a pretty steep cost. Isn't just the firstborn standard rate?"
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    "Anyone understand rabbit?" asked Nogard helplessly. When I first joined TLT it was only a couple hundred pages long... and I thought that was an undertaking.
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    Selppaenip promptly took one of the bottles and dumped it in. "Huh," said Nogard. "Er... I think this is written in rabbit..."
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    Well, reading all 2706 pages of TLT is probably not a task best undertaken by the sane. "I remember now!" Nogard exclaimed. "We were going to rebuild that rabbit bridge." He wondered how one went about rebuilding a rabbit bridge. "Got any ideas, anyone?"
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    He didn't start, but there was a whole arc where he Ascended and became a Narrator. Page 549 if you're interested.
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    I'll do you one better. I was there for the original Narrator denier: Butt Venture. Nogard took on a pensive expression. Hadn't they been about to start a quest of some sort...?
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    "Nice to meet you, Them!" replied Nogard. I don't think Nogard is capable of understanding the true nature of TLT
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    Nogard was somewhat puzzled by this phrasing. So he decided to ignore it. "Greetings, person of rock!" declared Nogard cheerily. "I'm Nogard!"
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    "Do you guys know this person?" asked Nogard, surprised.
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    "Was that... the pebble?"
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    Nogard jumped. "Er... did anyone else hear that?"
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    "Oh, yes!" Nogard suddenly recalled. "I think she mentioned you, actually. She was looking for someone named Aero." "What do you think, Shoe?" Nogard asked. "Up for a mini-quest?" @Through The Living Glass
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    Selppaenip frowned, taking the rag and beginning to wipe clean the walls. "Is that not how everyone cuts vegetables?" Nogard caught the spear in surprise. "Uh... Thanks!" He considered the spear for a moment. "Well, I suppose we are in need of a new quest. Bridge-fixing seems reasonable!"
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    "Nice to meet you too!" replied Nogard. "If you're here for the quest, I'm afraid you're too late." He gestured to the old man, who was still cackling with the spear. "The Spear has already been claimed."
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    "I'm Nogard. This is Shoe. Nice to meet you!"
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    "Thanks," said Nogard, feeling slightly awkward but mostly touched. "For someone who can't talk, you do alright communicating."
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    Nogard sighed. "You know... I feel like I didn't really contribute much to this quest."
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    "At the end of a quest," Nogard said wistfully. "Thank you once again," Nogard said, tipping his muffin to Shoe before consuming it. "And for everything."
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    "With the spear? He's getting a new one."
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    "We tried to cross a bridge, but we broke it," Nogard whispered back. "Apparently it was his."
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    Nogard suddenly recalled the Bridge Incident early in the quest.
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    Selppaenip brandished the knife and vanquished the vegetables, chopping them into irregular sections. Nogard's mouth hung open. "Guh," he said. "Er, bridge?"
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    Nogard crested the wall. "Thanks," he said, panting, to Shoe. "Your muffins... have uses... multitudinous... indeed."
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    Selppaenip frowned, following obediently. "DtH? What does this mean?" Nogard picked up the pace as best he could.
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    Nogard accidentally ate one of the muffins before coming to. Right. He followed Shoe's lead, clambering up the wall with sticky muffin handholds.
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