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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
xinoehp512 replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
$$ $$ $$ There you go. Granted. You can now no longer find a fingernail trimmer ever again. I wish for happiness for all. -
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Aqua growled. Fine, she spat. If she wants to follow us, I guess I can't stop her.- 111860 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
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Granted. Your worst nightmare becomes reality. I wish for more vivid dreams. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
xinoehp512 replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. Narrator Master of Silence sues you for copyright infringement and takes everything you own. Granted, but a genetic mutation causes a genetic disease in you that causes your body to begin to decay while leaving you fully aware and alive. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
xinoehp512 replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. The Nightwatcher turns you into a frog and delivers you to a science lab to be dissected. Granted. You now have vivid, disturbing nightmares every single night. Every. Single. One. They gradually get worse, until you become unable to sleep at all. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
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Granted, you are now 103 and don't have teeth. Granted, but you have an enormous project due in every other one of your classes that you haven't even started yet. -
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Or, at least, it looked like it. Sort of. If you looked at it from the right angle. In reality, it was just the flickers of dark flame that gave the impression.- 111860 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
xinoehp512 replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You are now a touchy individual who can never seem to say anything right. You get upset about the smallest things, get tongue-tied and make a fool of yourself, then realize in shame how ridiculous you sound only after you've said it. You like dogs. Dogs don't care how you say things. I wish for peace for my soul. -
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Echoes of laughter rose from the withergeists. Jimmy shivered and pulled away from the Voice's phantasmal touch. "Wh-who are you?" he asked with a trembling voice. The Voice chuckled. "A servant," he said. "As you soon also will be." "S-servant? To whom?" More dark chuckling. Shadows... hissed the withergeists... Decay... Yes. Aqua let out her biggest snort yet, not slowing down for even a second. You think that will make you effective? Against the being that literally commands every single withergeist there is?- 111860 replies
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Nekorb crouched by the edge of the pool. "Are they all down there?" he asked, hoping someone would answer.
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Aqua snorted. All she needs to do is give him the spear. We know where he is, and we don't need your help to get there. Oh yeah, and those withergeists you claim to have 'control' over? She laughed. They aren't listening to you anymore. There's a bigger baddie boss on the block. One who is very much against us. If he gets to Xinoehp before we do, this whole world is doomed. All you are doing is slowing us down! Withergeists rose from the floor, swirling gently around Jimmy. Dark, twisted laughter filled the chamber as they got closer and closer. Join us... they whispered. Join usssssss.....- 111860 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
All of a sudden, a jet of water hit Astral in the side of the head, soaking her from head to toe. Excuse me? hissed Aqua. I am no one's... pet. And, she added with a sniff, we most definitely do not need your help. Without another word, she began floating away. Come on, Sophie, she called. We're running out of time.- 111860 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Withy glided swiftly through the air, his thousands upon millions of withergeist minions following behind him. Like a dark blanket they covered the landscape, withering and destroying anything that still stood. Far, far, up ahead, a vortex of darkness swirled at the mountain's peak. Withy grinned and flew faster. Almost there...- 111860 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I don't think it is, said Aqua darkly. These are no natural clouds. Hopefully we're not too late.- 111860 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Withy dropped into a landing in front of a small sapling that grew in an odd spiraling pattern. He reached out a hand and tapped it, watching ripples spread from his contact like a stone thrown into a still pond. He smiled, drew back his hand... Michael slumped to the ground. How long had it been? A week? A year? Ten years? He'd lost track by now, caught up in the wildly confusing temporal flow of the dreamseed. Ruin hadn't broken free. Yet. But it would. Soon. He couldn't hold on any longer. ...and slashed the sapling straight through, from top to bottom. Michael closed his eyes. With a sound like the screech of a thousand handerfles, dark power erupted from the break. Withy let out a maniacal laugh as the power of Ruin filled him, supercharging his already overcharged essence. It is time! he hissed. Let the world tremble! And tremble it did.- 111860 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Far, far, away, Withy smiled. All the pieces were coming together. Soon the last of the luxsprites would be his. He pushed off his dark throne, floating up into the air. It was time to move out.- 111860 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Jacob gave Narrator Stick a Look. Posts in Latin are uncanonical, he declared, in a voice that brooked no argument. People have to be able to understand your posts, see. The idea of a 'Publisher' is absurd. Nothing is getting published. I see where you're coming from, but it doesn't measure up, I'm afraid. Jacob snapped his fingers and a heavy book appeared floating in midair. It was titled Of Silence and Sound. This book, explained Jacob, is the go-to handbook for mimes detailing the laws set down by our order governing Narration and Silence. We are the ones that write the law. And Publishers do not fit into it anywhere. Thank you, said Aqua. Now, run! More can't be far behind. We have to get to Xinoehp before they do!- 111860 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Quick, then! hissed Aqua. Don't let it touch you!- 111860 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Withergeists could not climb trees. But they could fly. FT didn't stand a chance.- 111860 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
People! Don't make me have Silence get involved... What do you mean, you can't? declared Aqua. Literally all you have to do is point and fire!- 111860 replies
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There was a burst of confetti and a triumphant tune. Congratulations! said Stone's video game. Level 5 completed. What are you doing!? screamed Aqua. Kill it!- 111860 replies
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Those dang potaters resigned themselves to their inevitable destruction. Again. Use the spear! called Aqua as she floated upwards.- 111860 replies
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Wait, no! cried out Aqua. The withergeist that had been waiting outside let out a hiss of pleasure and drifted towards Sophie.- 111860 replies
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