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    "I wonder if this arm has any hot dogs?" said Gerald, shaking it. Two dogs on fire popped out. Despite their fiery appearance, they seemed unharmed by the flames. Gerald yelped anyways.
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    "Explain what it is first," replied Gerald, putting back the bag of cubes and the bucket of saltwater. Edit: pretend this happened before what Melody said.
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    "Not that I recall," said Gerald, returning both pieces of crystal and the vial with a skull.
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    "You know, I meant to ask," said Gerald, putting back the clockwork beetles and the gold, "what are s'mores? I feel like I've heard the term before, but I can't quite place it."
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    "Just tell me whether or not you've seen the orb," said the man through gritted teeth. "Before I go further than your pockets."
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    "You'd be surprised at how many situations require anaconda skeletons," said Gerald as put the wooden sword and coins back into the arm.
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    "Hm," grunted Jack. "How far gone?"
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    "That makes sense," said Gerald, picking up the anaconda skeleton and putting it back in the arm. "Hopefully we don't run into an immediate need for an anaconda skeleton."
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    Gerald looked at the pile of stuff and wondered what to do with it all.
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    "This is NONNEGOTIABLE." says the man, eyes flashing with anger. With a puff of black smoke, all of Mustachio's pockets turn into dust.
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    The downside to this was obvious.
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    It made things complicated.
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    So a war was semi-declared.
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    He was devastated.
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    "That's what we're trying to figure out," said Gerald, gesturing to the stuff.
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    But nonetheless great success in that area.
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    "We fought Dr. Who Octopus and won. Melody cut off his arm." Gerald raised the arm in question. "We found a whole bunch of random stuff in it."
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    The screams of the Myrkaal filled the air as Nath's thermal attacks struck home. Many had ways of escaping- ways to dodge or defend against the ground boiling beneath them - but not all. Many a former resistance member died in agony, their newfound powers not enough to protect them against two otherworldly threats at once. The fox roared its defiance as its attackers retreated. Free of the multitude of tiny annoyances it had been forced to deal with, it focused its attention once more on its true enemy. With a deafening roar, it prepared another silver beam of destruction. Psyder moved, his construct lending him superhuman speed. His shadow followed him as he ran, warping space in a protective bubble around him. His eyes, now pure black, stared down the arrogant demigod. Daggers appeared in his hands; one normal, one mordite. He could have used the extra edge that mordite brought on a second dagger, but you dealt with what you had. With blinding speed, he hurled a dagger at Nath. Most likely a futile gesture, but he needed to size up the situation. Would this fight be impossible, or merely inordinately difficult? @Nathrangking
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    And a tiny heart-sword.
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    I think I'll be a pinch hitter for once.
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    Luckily, bullet holes make any hat luckier.
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    The bullet knocked a hole in his hat.
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    "For the last time," said the man "it's nonremovable. Implanted. I can no more remove it than tear off my own arm." Black light crackled up the gauntlet ominously.
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    But it was too late.
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    "It requires material from my homeworld rather difficult to obtain," replied the man. "Trust me, it's not worth the trouble. Now, have you seen the orb?"
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