Personification

I also now have: I Will Survive (Reprise) MAJOR SECRET HISTORY SPOILERS

(Also, what does OMH stand for?)

Thanks, I am glad to entertain.

New parody (as always, it is also in my list of all parodies and the Cosmere! The Musical thread): "Thrill's in the Battle" as sung by Dalinar to the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin

I present to you "Thrill's in the Battle" (as sung by Dalinar to the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin) Major OB Spoilers:

I now present to you, Hoid's Song (to the tune of "Your Song" by Sir Elton John)

Thank you very much @hoiditthroughthegrapevine.

Nale is Nah-lay

I present to you, with minimal changes and major WoR spoilers: "Defying Gravity" (to the tune of the song from Wicked with the same name)

This is a little bit rough, but I liked how little I could change while still having it fit, so I present to you (and will also edit this into my general Stormlight post and place on the Cosmere! The Musical thread): Defying Gravity (to the tune of the song by the same name from Wicked)

I feel like it's Hoid: sneaks in disguised as a Beaxbaton student and enters Harry into the Triwizard Tournament.

Wipe them out, all of them! Be true to yourself follow your dreams do your worst never tell me the odds create/destroy water conjure woodland beings shoot for the stars play dead run for the hills tell me the answer to the question of life the universe and everything tell me the question of life the universe and everything open google docs open sesame don't stop believing execute order 66 execute order 17 execute steve open cans go ding when there's stuff leave it to the professionals don't believe everything you read

Kaladin is the Hero of Ages?!?!?

@hoiditthroughthegrapevine, please put your song in a spoiler marked for Oathbringer, some people still haven't read it.

I have a new parody! "Fire and Rain" (as sung by Dalinar) To the tune of the song with the same title by James Taylor This will also be edited into my post earlier on the forum containing all of my Stormlight songs

OB Spoilers

@The Harp Lady, that is very good. For some reason I feel like there is a version of this somewhere on the forum already, but I might be misremembering. Also, I actually think that "okay bye" works in the parody without needing to be changed, because (WoR spoilers)

@hoiditthroughthegrapevine, I actually have never heard of that song, and I was kind of just doing those for Koloss Head Munching Day, but I will take suggestions if I know the song.

Thanks @Herowannabe, also if you check I just added a new one to the list (I am keeping them together to a: avoid double posting (which I know I did anyway but still) b: keep it together so that it is easy to find (I like the idea, despite it probably not being true, that people are seeking out my parodies) and c: so that I don't have to edit my sig again).

Happy Koloss Head Munching Day everyone! In honor of this momentous occasion I am sharing seasonal holiday songs (which like our seasonal holiday songs are often more about the season than the holiday) from throughout the Cosmere. Here is the Rosharan one (others can be found in the link in my signature): Let it rain! Let it rain! Let it rain! (sung by Dalinar to Navani to the tune of "Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!")

In honor of Koloss Head Munching day, I would like to present you with a seasonal classic on Scadrial: Mistborn era 1 spoilers: In addition, a seasonal equivalent from Roshar: Very minor WoR/WoK spoilers: Trappers on First of the Sun always sing this when Three-Hundred-Fifty-Third of the Year arrives: On Threnody, when the holidays come around, they sing this song:

Mistborn WoA spoilers

Hurt Iadon, Heal Sebarial. 2. Nightwielder - 6 3. Regalia - 5 4. Fortuity - 6 5. Mitosis - 3 6. Newton - 6 7. Obliteration - 8 8. Sourcefield - 5 9. Conflux - 5 11. Firefight (Fire epic version) - 5 12. Firefight (Megan) - 6 13. David - 6 14. Mizzy - 7 15. Lord Ruler - 4 16. Elend - 6 17. God King - 6 18. Gavilar Kholin - 7 19. Dalinar - 5 21. Elhokar - 6 22. Sebarial - 6 23. Raoden - 7 24. Eventeo - 5 25. Iadon - 4

A friend of mine mentioned that he enjoyed WoK and gave me a brief, but interesting (and in hindsight not very accurate, but whatever) description of the culture and ecology and pointed it out in the library. I was reading something else at the time so I didn't pick it up. Months later I didn't have anything to read, and I remembered the suggestion. The strong recommendation and the sheer size of the book had interested me. At this point I was unable to access the library so I bought it on kindle. BEST DECISION EVER. I read it, then WoR, then the entire rest of the Cosmere, then I re-read SA because I felt like I had missed worldhoppery stuff. That was a few months ago. ERROR-OVERFLOW I think SA, but it was the one I read first, the only one I've read multiple times (3, except for OB, because of what I described above plus a pre-OB reread), and the one I read most recently, but Mistboirn is up there and they are all great. I am not sure, probably like 5+/-1 11+/-3 depending on the proximity to a book release (Yes, I know what 1-10 means, I don't care) Don't forget the shorts, 6th of the Dusk is great, Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell is the best title ever, and Emperor's Soul is pure art.