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The repair crew is on its way!
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Mace took the opportunity to escape. The rabid Akrasia had scared him.
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That was my favourite death. Genius idea TFA
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I think I am the only one to have been successfully assassinated.
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At this moment, the bomb exploded. The unkeyed metalmind in a monkey blasted outwards, mostly dampened by the rock, but still sending shockwaves through the area. Mace was oblivious to this all, being somewhere else apparently. He shouted 'piggyback ride!' and ran to hop on Rhazien.
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Round things!"
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"Quit shaking it you slontze! Do you want it to explode prematurely?" Mace knew that there was only minutes to go until the monkey in the bag blew up. He hoped his reserves of health would be enough to sustain him. But knowing how huge the blast was going to be, he started running anyway tapping all the reserves of speed he had.
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"Back so soon?" Mace said, crawling out from behind the table, having retrieved the object that was hidden there. "I guess you'll need this then!" Mace tossed a fair sized bag in the direction of Rhazien.
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Mace used the money to pay a handyman to fix up the fourth wall. "Sorry guys," he shouted. "Just try and work around the repair crew."
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*claps along to the beat*
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Meanwhile, Mace gave Rhazien a look, then went to hide under a table in the corner of the room.
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The left side obviously
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TFA forgot to add the air quotes: There are 2 'different factions', one which has 'stayed true' to the principals and leadership that the Ghostbloods were founded upon. The other 'group' is a 'rogue faction' *wink wink*
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Welcome! Symbols are popular, aons and allomancy and the like. I've always thought a wood burned silhouette of Kredik Shaw would be cool, if complicated. Or maybe make some boxings out of wood. Or a map from one of the books. Or a chalkling. Or make a spren. Or Stick. OUT OF WOOD. (Genius idea right there )
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Tribute to Mothers in Sanderson’s Writing
Archer replied to Devout Pathian's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Shout-out to Shasta Smedry! Not only does she have great taste in books, but she was also nice enough to keep an eye on Alcatraz during his childhood. -
Don't worry about it. It happens to the best of us. Besides, I hear Niteshado is offering eternal friendship in return, so, congratulations on the new friend. Yay!
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Bad news about that... (Have you read Warbreaker?)
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Archer replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When you look at how many pages long this topic is and think 'I need to add a lot more posts to Butt's life story.' -
I don't know. I thought it was a little drab @Jorville. Next time, say it with more flair. Say it in a way that really takes my breath away, you know?
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If I want to do an old person voice, I usually just keep my tounge near the top of my mouth, and pronounce letter s as a shh sound. Might work for a certain grandfather character. Besides that, the best advice I can give you is attitude matters. If you really get into the character and their emotions /mindset the voice just comes naturally.
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Edit to move things along: Mace strolled over to where Rhazien was seated. "I've got the stuff you wanted. Cost me an arm and a leg to get it. Don't worry though, it was someone else's limbs." Mace paused for a moment to think about the cannibals. "It's all in this here bag." He slid a brown sack across the table. Rhazien reached to grab it, but Mace stuck out his hand to grab the outstretched arm. Twisting it over, he looked at the tattoos. "Those better be octopus ink. But knowing you, they're likely not." He relenquished his grip, then waved for Rhazien to inspect the bag. "As I said, it's all there. The sprouts will need some time to grow, but everything else in there is ready. The two metalminds you wanted are in the cedar boxes near the bottom. Finest quality, I got them from the same place I get mine. The copper may be a bit rusty, but it's the best I could do given your, um, specifications." Mace had debated putting a Rosharian chicken that was neither dead nor alive in the box, but common sense had won out. One did not try and cheat death. Casually nodding in the direction of the seemingly empty corner of the room, he waited for Rhazien to complete his inspection.
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Welcome! There's got to be a list of tour locations somewhere, probably on his website (www.brandonsanderson.com). In the meantime, you could take a looksee for other Hawaiian sharders here:
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Thanks mate. I appreciate it. Nice fish by the way.
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Thank you! I live under the tyrannical jurisdiction of my parental guardians, as I am but a mere 17 years of age, and I was forbidden a dog. So I now give an unhealthy amount of love and attention to the only pet I have ever been blessed with. (I think he thinks I'm a rather annoying, overprotective mother.)
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Knock knock. The sound reverberated around the room, as Mace pounded on the door. "Who's there?" the owner of the Village Inn shouted back. "Mace!" "Mace who?" "Ma-ce if you open up the door!" came the reply, pronounced 'may see' for those keeping score at home. The joke was forced, but Mace wasn't in the mood for subtlery. Tonight was about business.
