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Voidus

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  1. On a tangential note I am now definitely creating an Epic called Disco Stu who was kicked out of Newcago.
  2. All tyrannical dictators then declared that all closets within their dominion be immediately destroyed and disco banned for all time.
  3. I choose to believe it's because after the horrible punishment inflicted by the team of Dark!Funtimes and Mobius that no one ever wanted to talk about Lightwards again.
  4. Love the new Epic, I'd perhaps add that when the clones he creates die they turn into goop or something to show that they're not actually the people from history, just a clone. Just because it's already explicitly mentioned in canon that no Epic can bring people back from the dead.
  5. Sounds fun, I'll definitely give it a look. (Excellent abbreviation by the way)
  6. Can't say I have, what's MMOIPWAR?
  7. Considering the primary power of of all three is currently listed as: boredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored I'd say all of them
  8. You can tell your bored when the three latest editions to your Epic list are: Apathy, El Boredo and AnInterestingThing
  9. Because Dr. Funtimes without a Fun time is just Dr. S. A supervillain if ever I heard one.
  10. Third part of Connel up
  11. The Architect lounged on his couch, one hand trailing to the side, reaching down to the concrete floor. A mass of grey liquid slowly seeped up around his hand and then solidified in his palm in the shape of a dart. His hand snapped out quickly, sending the dart towards a nearby dartboard. With a soft thud it missed the board completely, the dart falling back to the ground only to liquefy under the Architects gaze again. “That’s what, the 30th miss in a row?” asked a nearby voice. Maodun lounged on his own chair, casually stabbing the ground with one of his spears, which cut through the solid concrete like it was butter. “Mmmm” the Architect replied lazily, not in the slightest concerned with his terrible performance. “I’m bored.” He whined. “I haven’t done anything even slightly interesting for weeks. Not since I collapsed that building onto that fire-guy. What was his name again?” “Uriel” Maodun grunted, equally bored though much more frustrated by it than his companion. “Twice the idiot for trying to take such a grand name when he had such a pointless power” A rush of footsteps proceded a soldier entering the room, the man snapped a quick salute before adressing MaoDun. “Sir! Reports of gunshots have been coming in, it seems to be a large scale firefight. Presence of Epics is currently unknown.” MaoDun wrenched his spear out of the ground with a grin. “You coming?” He asked the Architect who still lounged in his seat throwing darts. A brief pause and a lazy nod later the Architect collected himself out of the seat, a small pool of concrete climbing his body, clinging to him as he walked. “Are you sure that’s wise sir?” The soldier asked. “We have no intel on the soldiers they might have st-” “SHUT UP!” The Architect yelled, his eyes snapping wide. The soldier took a hasty step back. “Sorry sir! I just meant… sir?” The soldier began to strugggle as he slowly sank into the floor, the formerly solid surface turning into a thick goop under the Architects gaze. “You should know, you should all know!” He screamed at the struggling soldier. “You never mention that! NEVER!” A trail of thick grey liquid slowly ascended the soldiers body as he fell to his knees in terror. The soldier whimpered as it reached his neck, showing no signs of slowing. “Please, sir! I didn’t… I won’t do it agai-” The soldier choked off his sentence as the liquid coursed down his protesting throat. “No.” The Architect said sternly, his rage finally cooling as the soldier fell. “You won’t.” He departed the building with MaoDun, they left the body, concrete leaking from the dead man’s eyes as he was slowly absorbed into the buildings structure. One of many such ‘additions’ to the architecture of Connel.
  12. Unfortunately I don't have an Epic who can teleport all my characters into a meeting room and force them to reconcile their differences to murder Nighthound. Speaking of which, for such a reviled character in the Questions threads there's been a surprising lack of desire to murder Nighthound in-world. I think Ray needs to get in contact with some Reckoners or at least Vondra ASAP.
  13. I would like to take this opportunity to point out that Nighthound has somehow lived through the entire year. On the bright side Nighthound will almost certainly be killed this year. And soon Nighthound died.
  14. Considering having Subtext crash the Empire/TT meeting between him and Intervention I suspect that approximately all the hilarity would ensue. Then I remembered the MEE has no way of knowing about the meeting. *Sighs* maybe next time. Also Happy New years from Aus everyone!
  15. Thanks Seonid, awesome information as usual. It occurs to me that you've really struck on gold in the idea of using a freeform RPG like this to help with worldbuilding, I might have to give it a try too at some point.
  16. Steelhearts Berserk button- levels city block, kills everyone who even approaches ruins. Corpsemakers Berserk button- Reforms empire, murders everyone indiscriminately. Funtimes Berserk button- So many Alligators. Backtracks Berserk button- fumes quietly to self while trying to avoid further notice.
  17. While typically just a Tsundere I must warn that when it comes to the glasses MV may go full blown Yandere.
  18. Just as long as she doesn't run into Scribbler Because once two people with tattoos meet each other they're destined to fight! (I may have gotten all my knowledge of social interactions through analyzing pokemon games)
  19. Unless Edge had something else planned (And then Nighthound died? Please?) then I'd say yes.
  20. The only ones wandering would be Quota and Timeport though I think they're in the wrong area or PP and Saccharine which would likely not end well for all involved and would probably result in PP and Nighthound just hacking eachother to death/near-death continuously.
  21. *Quickly checks whether the twins hairstyle has been described*
  22. Now if Backtrack could just go to sleep and be late for school unless MV wakes him up on time my timeline for her going full Tsundere will be complete
  23. "How is this even science, without the possibility of death?"
  24. What's the command structure within the Inquisition like?
  25. Impact nearly wrenched her neck trying to keep up with the sparkling explosives and teleportation the woman was producing, she managed to clear her eyes enough to see again just in time to hear the newly arrived Epic. “what´s better than a good firework to entertain yourself? Am I right, Pinky?" Pinky? About to reply, Impact was, for perhaps the 10,000th time in her life, interrupted by her twin. "Hey!" MV yelled "You don't get to call him that! He's mine!" Impact raised a skeptical eyebrow to her sister, imperceptible to most her twin seemed to sense it without even looking, blushing immediately and beginning to stammer. "I- I just ah.. I just meant you know, that we um... came here together..." In a truly unusual state MV seemed to be having trouble speaking, looking down as her face slowly turned crimson. Any longer with this guy and she's going to turn into one of those girls from Jeremy's anime. Impact mused, a wry smile on her face. "What my sister is oh so eloquently trying to articulate" Impact began, taking over from the still stammering MV. "Is that you should let go of him now. We've had a rather bad day and I'm really not in the mood to stop my sister here from squishing you with the weight of a falling elephant or whatever the hell this day throws at us next."
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