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Does this mean I should go back to the creepy picture I photoshopped of me with red skin and a spike in my eyes?
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Yo mama's so witty that Hoid often asks her for jokes. Yo mama's so cool that Feruchemists need to tap Brass. Yo mama's so nurturing that farmers abandoned the need for Crem when she's around. Yo mama's so smart Jasnah asked to be her ward.
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April fools day in the Steel Ministry's canton of Inquisition. "Alright, very funny guys. Who replaced my eye spikes with carrots? Seriously guys I can't see now."
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Voidus appeared suddenly, took a quick look around before sketching a quick bow. "Sorry, just looking for my face." A bright flash and he was gone.
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Also Edge got a reply on Reddit.
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MoNA attack is finally underway.
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Yorrick stared up into the night sky. More accurately he stared up at the great shadow which obscured a large swathe of the night sky, showing great disdain as he did so. Well the shadow would not trouble them for much longer. "Alright." He said tersely. "Everyone gather up, try to spread your weight as evenly as you can." A small group of people approached, tentatively stepping onto the bed of flaming skulls on which Yorrick currently stood. Stitch stood at the front, still yammering on about some hot Epic he'd seen once. "Stitch. Zombies." Yorrick grunted at the man. "Oh right, Jerry! Get up here with the others!" Stitch called needlessly, the corpse wasn't a real zombie, it had no senses or free will, it was just an animated corpse. Just like the half dozen others that Stitch had picked up. Once everyone was on the eerie platform of bleached white bone and flame, Yorrick settled himself down before exerting his full power on the skulls. The flames grew brighter as the platform lifted slowly into the air, steadily gathering speed it flew towards the floating museum. "Right." Stitch said, deciding he had taken over leadership. "Everyone here? Everyone alive? Oops, sorry Jerry no offense intended. Now Yorrick here came up with this plan to fly us all up to the museum, that's what I call using his head eh guys?" Receiving no response from the assembled Epics, Stitch chuckled wryly before continuing on, unfazed. "So, I'll be entering the museum to hold of attackers along with these fine young corpses, Yorrick, C4, Scrapyard, you guys will be working on the museums base, Yorrick will move you along, C4 you know what to do, Scrapyard's there for defence if needed. The rest are with me, we'll keep the dinos and whatever else comes out of that museum inside if we can. Once C4 is finished, Scrapyard will, I don't know turn into a loudspeaker or something, let us know and we can jump out and meet up on the ground." Several ominous shadows loomed overhead, screeching loudly at the sight of the approaching flaming platform the dinosaurs thankfully didn't attack. Reaching the base of the museum, Yorrick splintered his platform in two, sending the one containing Stitch and the others towards the entrance where they climbed off. C4 immediately got to work, a clear gel spraying from her hands onto the underside of the museum as she smiled gleefully. Girl does love blowing stuff up. Still, can't really blame her, Portland is in for some fantastic fireworks tonight. A shout from above, inside the museum took his attention for a moment before he recognized it. Stitch you idiot. Does the word stealth mean anything to you? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stitch climbed off of the platform of flaming skulls onto the museum entrance, helping his other Epics off he had Jerry wave the all clear before lifting him up off the platform to join him. The skulls floated away, Yorrick no doubt intending to use them to defend himself if need be. Stitch was supposed to wait at the entrance for people to notice them before he did anything, but that was what the old Stitch would have done. He'd come here to challenge Lightwards to a duel of the necromancers and he wasn't about to let C4 steal that from him by just blowin everything up. "HEY LIGHTWARDS GET YOUR OLD NECROMATIC BUTT OUT HERE!" He yelled, before bracing himself against the flurry of blows that whittle leveled against him. "What? Waiting is boring" He said in his defense.
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And I just realized MV is back with the Empire tomorrow, if Timeport did succeed all he'd accomplish is giving her a massive amount of momentum to play around with and given her range is only limited to line of sight she could crush half of Portland with the museums weight.
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I just realized that we could do Inception.
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It's a pretty big mechanism so that's not exactly going to drop it from the sky in a flash, plus it'd be pretty conspicuous so I don't think he'd be able to do so unless no one was in the museum. Thanks, I do my best. Could do, but if he wanted to be evil there's plenty of better ways to do it. Like just leaving the victor trapped in their own nightmares forever.
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How were you planning on Timeport taking out the museum? Yeah it's night time now.
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There is that. It wouldn't guarantee that you live longer (In fact most people who did it would probably live shorter lives) but it would let it be possible at least.
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Thanks, I'll get started on the MoNA attack then. So Kobold there'd be a few pterosaurs of some kind outside the museum? What kind of orders would they have?
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You could extend it, if you spent your entire life appearing 80 years old then once you're 80 you could start tapping your massive stores and look to be 80 for another 80 years, effectively allowing you to live to 160.
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Amusingly since Soulcaster probably couldn't be bothered to hunt down just women but he can change peoples astral appearance about half of those over-endowed women would in fact be men. Which is either hillarious or creeptastic. Probably both like most of WHIO. Veritati for instance would have his own personal dominion which is basically just a burning castle, his own personal hell for torturing Vanillas. I hope never to show it.
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On the downside it almost certainly means there will be quite a bit of mentally scarring scenes if those areas are ever explored. Imagine what it would look like if Deathwish could manifest his desires upon the world. Imagine what would happen if Nighthounds dreams were real... Suddenly I don't want to do WHIS anymore.
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Pretty sure Dawnslight was the first Epic, him or Calamity.
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So some thoughts on Salem: I think one of the main prizes on offer is that Soulcaster can give victors their own little piece of Astral realm to rule over, molding it into whatever the victor chooses and filling it with dreaming Vanillas. That being said I think I might include my group of fire Epics among the gladiators.
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Cross-Cosmere Duel: Kaladin/Vin/Hrathen vs. Raoden/Denth/Eshonai
Voidus replied to Varyn's topic in Cosmere Discussion
If it was inside Elantris I'd probably give the fight to Vin's team marginally, Vin's used to bounding across rooftops and maneuvering through a city, Raoden's more suited to an open field where he has clear line of sight the entire time. Since Vin has the speed and stealth advantage I'd give her the win, though it'd definitely be close. -
Leaving Backtrack as the only one who can show them the error of their ways!!! Or he could just sit quietly in a corner and pretend they're right.
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Theoretically? Yes. Practically? He'd probably turn them into a centaur with one arm instead.
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So sounds like WHIS is good to go, I'd love to include things like weird dream creatures but I think allowing him to create new consciousness from nothing wouldn't quite fit. Perhaps he forces Vanillas into the dream but gives them twisted or bestial dream-bodies to compensate for their lack of powers?
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I'm just waiting on Mail mi to finish up with Timeport before I skip to the MoNA attack, might just do it anyway and have a slight continuity problem though if he's not feeling up to it. Other than that that all looks right.
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Alrighty, I'll get to work doing some character and city planning as well as making up some potential gladiators and try to get it up with the next game day.
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Cool. Just need to decide on the town then, I originally planned for Bend but I think that's in some backstory. Salem maybe?
