Tesh

When you have a sign in your room that you made laying them. Just in case you lose internet. Our you're too lazy to go look at the Coppermind. I can relate to almost every single one of those. When you name your little stuffed kiwi bird Tein after your profile pic, and your sloth Lirin.

I made that a free months after I joined. But please don't look at my first post. I made it after only reading tWoK and WoR, and before I was even Cosmere aware. And SmartSloth was a username I used for school on some things. Now I use Tesh for everything. It Teshani, when Tesh is taken.

Yeah. I wish my 1000th one had been a bit happier.

Look, I'm sorry, but I can't make an exception for you. This "we aren't recruiting" thing had been going on for over a month. Our role play us over 200 pages long, we have about fifteen active members, I believe, and we're reaching the end of our second role play. When more people join, it just gets more complicated, and confusing, and really inconsistent. I I can't add you. I will tell you if we open up again. That's all I can do. Edit: this was also my 1000th post.

I don't think we should introduce more people at the start of #3. That's probably when the splinter from #1 will come in, and that'll mix with the new inquisition. Honestly, well just have to see what happens.

We currently aren't recruiting. I'm not sure if we will start again, but if we do, I'll let you know. (You might want to read the last paragraph on the original post).

I think they will be associated with the DA, I mean, take Mac's profile pic.

What's with the mustaches?

Sure. And the neutral part was what I was aiming for. Thanks!

All I need is some glue...

"Actually," Tesh said slowly, "Tesh was spiked a few weeks ago. It was in the Knights of the Cosmere role play, though, so that doesn't count. We are a neural group. No cookies are allowed on the PMs. Anyway, I have homework. See y'all!" Tesh ran of to Earth to do homework.

"I think that... Hmm... Maybe they look like octopuses, put are actually squids in disguise!"

TUBA? What do you think? Is Aurora worthy of joining our humble group? (I say sure, but um not the only voice in this. @Stormblessed Dolphin)?

Tesh walks up, and yells at the sky. "Do they look like octopuses?"

Je suis un bâton. Yes, I would like to join!

Nah. The GB aren't that bad. I'm friends with the leader and a handful of its members. But you might want to know that the organization again the DA is TUBA. (The Underground Bakery Association). Yes, I am a member. And We can help you get rid of that spike of yours, if you'd like. Not stressful. (To avoid the stress, stay away from the groups and guilds section, the Cosmere theories section, and the role-playing. And the seventeenth shard discord. Well, if you want to join a peaceful group, get your spike removed, then maybe check out the Assassins in Technicolor Clothes. Although I'm not 100% sure if they're still accepting members. Anyways, welcome to the Shard!

^ When that conversation (on this page and the one before) made you think, Mmm... Lies. AND I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CONVERTED A FRIEND TO THE SANDERFANDOM!!! I told her to read the Rithmatist, and now she's reading the Reconers, and she LOVES THEM!!! IT'S MAKING ME SO HAPPY!!!

That made me crack up. I don't know why that's so funny. When you can finally say Rock's real name. When you go over to your cousin's house to "work" on homework, and you talk writing and Cosmere the whole time. She pointed out an error in the first paragraph that could've Ruined the story. When whenever you have to write the name of a shard in everyday conversation, you capitalize it. When today, one year ago, was the day you first touched a Sanderson book. It was a MMP copy of tWoK, and I still have it, but it's pages are filled with sticky notes. The only reason I know this is because I still have the receipt. The Receipt that Changed My Life. No joke. I'm trying to decide whether or not I need serious help... I'm good!

I just cut up a length of gray cloth. That way it looked more... Misty. No sewing was required. When you're reading a friend's story, and one of the characters said, "I am not sick," and you read it as, "I am not a stick." I have a quote by Sanderson that I use all the time. I didn't know who said it, but I just kept using it. (This world, it is a tempest sometimes. But remember, the sun always rises again). Then I realized who said it. Taravangian. I've stopped using it as much.

Think of another male VP character. That's not Adolin.

When you are sheets not really sword fighting your sister with foam swords, while jumping on a trampoline, and To patent you are a Windrunner. I need to do that while wearing my mistcloak.

Lift.

Just a reminder!