Zennix

The United Isles of America. The Fratured States are filled with Epics who are basically super-powered serial killers, while the wild Chalklings are practically all confined to the Tower of Nebrask. Remember, there is also Obliteration who is a living, breathing, walking Weapon of Mass Destruction. Would you rather fight wild Chalklings or a Koloss army?

Scadrian Waffle Cook? I can't stop laughing. I guess it's an appropriate rank for a Dark Alley member.

Seriously, how does this whole cookie spiking business work. The victim has to eat and swallow the cookie, right? So, how do you retrieve the spike from the victim's stomach? Don't tell me you do it using the same method I'm thinking? Though, with Dark Alley people, anything is possible.

Sorry. I was wondering when I would make that mistake.

I will be burning copper and wearing a wooden Shardplate.

The spike you used on me was rusty! @Darkness Ascendant (Singing 'It's too late to apologize') Watch your back 'cos you won't see me coming.

You know you are a Sanderfan when you go to your local dojo and ask whether they also offer ChayShan lessons. When you stop predicting sports matches because you believe that predicting the future is of the Voidbringers.

You know you are a Sanderfan when you draw Lines of Forbiddance outside your room whenever you wish to be left alone.

Odium's Vessel. At least I will still be alive. Besides, I get to travel to so many different planets. That makes me something of an interstellar tourist. Or a genocidal astronaut? Sounds cool, doesn't it? Would you rather be a Herald or a Returned?

Renarin - Stormsight Lift - Awesomeness Unchained Eshonai - Darkness Unclaimed Taln - Odium's Bane

I think we've got enough evidence to diagnose her of having Reverse Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I guess that's her brand of the insanity flying around among the Heralds.

I don't know the guy. Why would he say that?

I totally agree with you. It doesn't take much strategic destruction to destroy civilization. For example, Odium only needs to kill off most of the ardently and destroy libraries/archives (like the Palanaeum) in order to Fabrial technology and most Scholarly activities in Roshar. This is entirely possible. Judging from the fact that Odium has been able to successfully splinter several Shards, he must be very cunning and also makes use of good strategies.

Granted. You are always one hour late. I wish for the power to transform The Stick.

Hi 17th Sharders! I'm Zennix. Gender: Male Species: Liveborn Location I'm currently traveling in Shadesmar. I'm trying to get into Roshar and win some Shards. Interests Playing 'tag' with Vin and Kelsier Chilling out in the evening with the Lord Ruler while discussing world domination Having little debates with Odium about human rights violations Karaoke nights with Hoid Chasmfiend overexploitation demonstrations About Me I'm just a regular Liveborn - which means that I'm just a brain in a nutrient solution (A Brainiac?). I'm not very well known, unlike my friend, The Stick. Though, you may have heard about my apprentice. The one who uses many different names, tells weird stories, writes letters to icicles (sorry, Frost) pops up in interesting places (like Nazi Germany). Got it? Many people, especially Sanderfans, think that I'm dead. (evil chuckles) That's just a part of my plan with Brandon Sanderson to rule the world. (evil chuckles again) (Proximity fabrial pulsing) Got to go. I sense Odium coming. Boy would he really love to capture me. Anyway, don't worry. You will see me again in Brandon Sanderson's future massively aaaawwwwesome epic fantasy book series titled 'The Stick' ( a 10 book series).

I got spiked a couple of times. Fortunately, none of them was in a vital area. I'm one of the lucky ones. I've seen some new Sharders who got spiked so many times that they now look like pin cushions . PS: A note of warning to serial spikers. I've got Sazed (Harmony) on speed dial. I'm watching you .

Lol. Not so easily! I can't see many of your spren.

That's it! You just splintered!

You are just asking to get splintered by me

Even if that's true, which I don't believe it is, Sazed doesn't tolerate illegal spiking. You may get thrown into a Shardprison (Shard Azkaban?).

Granted. You have to go back every week to receive more boon of the same kind. I wish for the ability to spike Hoid and get all of his without any losses.

Granted. You lose every part of your body with the exception of your brain which is forever trapped in a high school biology lab. I wish for an honorspren.

You definitely know what I mean. How else did I get spiked? I will report you to Sazed