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  1. MacThorstenson
    Welcome, out of curiosity, have you considered joining the Dank alley? Joining has many benefits, not limited to*: Access to our top of the line research labs, Not being spiked against your will, UNLIMITED COOKIES!!! *DA Disclaimer applies.
  2. MacThorstenson
    What, giving out free cookies is spoilers? So long as we don't tell him whats really going on, he won't bee spoiled.
  3. MacThorstenson
    Yeah, I would second Master ooklajack, don't visit that Bakery, the dark alley in my sig is much, much better. And our spikes cookies are better.
  4. MacThorstenson
    Here's an idea, we sell ookla the noble some lifeless employees to work in his bakery. Then we have them covertly spike some customers.
  5. MacThorstenson
    "We were deep in the recruitment wing of the alleys when that guy showed up. Who was supposed to be on security tonight?" Ookla the Capricious asks. *and is this a big enough screw up that I can get them demoted to test subject?* He then wonders quietly.
  6. MacThorstenson
    Welcome to the Dark Alley my friend. You have just opened the door to near limitless opportunity and knowledge, and spikes cookies!
  7. MacThorstenson
    I have in recent times, found it extremely difficult to get new test subjects from the introductions thread. Occasionally I bring in one new person, but the enemies of the alleys are very strong and are turning the new members against us. Either we need to change our recruitment methods or find a new market.
  8. MacThorstenson
    Check out the Dark Alley if you ever want a place to discuss the intricacies of hemalurgy baking with us.
  9. MacThorstenson
    Nice. Which is your favorite? Personally I love Mistborn because of the many Magic systems present in that series.
  10. MacThorstenson
    Welcome to the 17th shard!! Have a delicious safe* free cookie from the Dark alley Bakery as a welcoming present. A quick question, how many of Brandon's Books have you read? * usual DA disclaimer applies.
  11. MacThorstenson
    As per this Wob, we know that the spiritual DNA of the allomancer becomes spliced with that on the spike. My theory is that this splicing would have the same effect as someone spiking the allomancer, except it would not cause a hole to be ripped into your spirit web, and not cause you to be opened up to the effects of emotional allomanceres and shards. Basically the all the pluses of Hemallurgy without the dangers. What do you guys think?
  12. MacThorstenson
    We do have a special variety of baked good that has been proven you increase your health, strength and senses
  13. MacThorstenson
    If you don't want any cookies, How about some Brownies? The Dark alley bakery has all kinds of baked goods.
  14. MacThorstenson
    Welcome to the 17th shard, we are glad to have you! Quick question, out of all of his magic systems, which is your favorite?
  15. MacThorstenson
    Welcome to the 17th shard, we are glad to have you!! Just a quick friendly notice, there are those who will warn you not to eat the DA bakeries cookies, don't listen to them, our spiked cookies are perfectly safe and nutritious and very Delicious. Here try for yourself!!
  16. MacThorstenson
    Why would that limit be based on physical size?
  17. MacThorstenson
    That has worked in the past for getting new hemalurgists bakers, but for some reason that didn't attract new test subjects customers.
  18. MacThorstenson
    Is it possible that he was looking into the cognitive realm with the perpendicularity so close and seeing the spren of each order? Also, similar to how those who picked up the shard of preservation gained knowledge about how to use it, maybe picking up a portion of Honors power allowed Dalinar to know what each spren was and which order they bonded to.
  19. MacThorstenson
    I am wounded that you would ever consider me untrustworthy. When have I lied to you? Also all of the cookies sold/given/distributed are perfectly safe*. *usual DA disclaimer applies.
  20. MacThorstenson
    Do we know What the DA disclaimer is? Or was it lost in the accidental black hole creation a few weeks back? Also @Fatebreaker what do we have to do to become official denzines of the dark alley? Is their an application, or can we start our research whenever we feel the need?
  21. MacThorstenson
    Our cookies are delicious, and perfectly safe*. Here take one and see for yourself! *Usual DA disclaimer applies.
  22. MacThorstenson
    How else are we supposed to get new members? Ask them nicely?
  23. MacThorstenson
    EXACTLY, I don't know why we get all the hate that we do.
  24. MacThorstenson
    We are more, business competitors. Most of our interaction occurs on these introduction threads, me trying to bring new members to the dark alley bakery and him and others trying to turn them away. Recently he took a step further and from this link, you can see he is trying to infringe on our cookie market. Our similar names are explained by this link.
  25. MacThorstenson
    The little heart in the bottom right next to the number, they are also known as reputation. People give them out when they like your content. Also, dont trust @Ookla the Noble, he is a terrible baker, us members of the dark alley have been practicing and perfecting the delicate are of hemalurgy baking for years.
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