MacThorstenson

Of course well made artisan chocolate is better then most things mass produced (I say sometimes because there are a few types produced that im not sure if they are mass produced or if they are artisan, but I would say are better), as a fellow chocolate lover I completely agree. Louik doesn't see how anything can be better then the DA's cookies. Each of which was painstakingly hand crafted in the alleys to a standard that gods were jealous of. "Uniqueness? Bah! Its impossible be better than perfection. Over the years, we tried every single method for making a chocolate chip cookie possible. We arrived at the conclusion that this is the best possible way to make a chocolate chip cookie and still have it count as a cookie. Each of these cookies I hand baked last night, putting hours and hours of labor into bringing them into up to the standard of perfection."

2 things, 1.You might want to reconsider being our enemy. Look up the anti-bakery, the light alley, the mediocre lit alley, and the hemalurgy free bakery, all of which fell and were destroyed. 2. Its considered bad form to post multiple times in a row, I don't know why, I have just seen people talked to by the moderators for doing that. If you would like to add additional content, you can edit your original post.

"ANYONE CAN MAKE A COOKIE?!" Louik shouts as his face darkens with anger, "That is heresy of the highest degree! Sure any one can throw eggs, flour, sugar, and butter into an oven and call it a cookie, but these cookies that I hold are not regular cookies. Very, very few people have what it takes to bake a cookie with such exquisite taste and beauty that it permanently alters your spirit web after eating it! And that's before we add in the hemalurgic spikes! This recipe comes from the Dark alley themselves, our bakers were Perfecting the art of Bakery for eons! Our founding bakers served their goods to Adonalsium himself! What could you have accomplish in your lifetime that is even comparable to the Years of Labor poured into these heavenly concoctions?"

Hi!! Welcome to the 17th shard!! Take an up vote and a cookie from your friendly neighborhood hemalurgist baker!!!

"Rend, How did you forget that YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PUT THE SPIKES IN THE COOKIES? Anyway, are we just going to stand out here forever, or are we going to knock and try to get in?"

@Daylight are you interested in a job? We happen to have a few openings at the DA bakery, we could really use someone of your talents.

Congratulations!! Welcome to the DA!! If you want to start researching hemalurgy, just try and find an empty lab somewhere. After last weeks black hole incident Alley 63 is open. Also word from the wise, I was talked to by the moderators for having spoiler tags in my in my signature. You also may want to change the name of the Drab Only Club to the Drab Association, DA for short.

Quick word to the wise, i found that avoiding law suits is a lot easier when you use the DA disclaimer around our products.

"Showoff," Louik muttered under his breath "Still not as good as my cookies, though"

"You do have a point. Ok, Here is a plate of delicious freshly baked cookies. They may or may not be hemalurgicly spiked depending on the cookie. The ones on the left, shouldn't be spiked, and the one on the right are spiked, unless I got the plate turned around."

Well, eighth, what do you say? Rend, Carola, hratham, feel free to weigh in.

Stick is a very good choice, personally, my favorite character is Cadon, I think his arc is very appealing. Edit: I found his coppermind page: https://coppermind.net/wiki/Cadon

Welcome to the 17th shard!! Take an upvote and a cookie as a welcoming gift!! Tell me which of Brandon's works have you read/listened to?

"Well, we are trying to kill/interrogate him, right? I move that someone gets him to answer the door, the rest of us sneak into the building through the roof. Then when he comes back inside, we do what we need to. What do y'all think?"

Oh ok nvm, then this has no relation to the current story

@Benjamin_StormblessedIs his character from this game. Me and @Ookla the Elephant are different characters.

@Ookla The Idiot just post something about where the adventure is when your ready

Ok, so long as I get to be stick. Or something else thats also that cool. Should we make a group chat to do it?

Ok, If we decide to go n a mini adventure right now, with the current characters, we could have hrathan join us, or we could have you be a different person, What do you think? Or we could do a different mini adventure with new charcters.

What do you know of the different books? Do you know the Magic, and not the plot, or are you completely ignorant of it all.

I dont think that that exists in era 2 though. EDIT: Did you mean with different characters?

Sooooo, Do we wait, try to have a smaller adventure in the meantime, or what? Edit: got ninja'd "Ok, do you want a dramatic entrance?"

I was doing it at school, but my school got out early today.

"I agree. I think we need to find a few things to prep for the bloodmaker tomorrow. First we need a halfway decent oven to bake some cookies. Second, a suitably dramatic way to enter into his house and Meet up with everyone tomorrow." Louik pondered. "Anything you need?"

"Rend, what do you think of those people?" Louik whispers out of the corner of his mouth as soon as they are outside of ear shot.