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  1. The Technovore
    So... I've been reading the Portland RP for a while, and I have several question about this whole.... thing. But first, see attached image for meme offering. (I love Dr. Funtimes so freaking much. Best. Epic. Ever.) First off I noticed the "And then they died" list, where it talks about players that post "and then they died" as a response to an atrocity... Question: Where do they post this? the Questions thread? Secondly, is there a particular reason this RP covers ONLY Oregon? I know WHY it covers Oregon, (which is because it's supposed to be a smoking crater by the time Steelheart happens) but why not any other areas? Why not Florida? Maine? Canada? Do we know if Epics appeared all over the world? If that's the case why not England? Russia? Japan? Thirdly, how do I join up, and how often will I need to be posting for any characters to stay relevant to the story?
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    You get a bottle of orange wine! *inserts anvil*
  3. The Technovore
    What did Sazed say to calm down the crew? "Come on guys, where's your sense of Harmony?" (Yea I know REAL clever)
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    You got 1 million dollars! (along with a note saying that it will kill your parents if you don't become Batman?) *inserts fist*
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    When you are partially convinced you were unconsciously storing chromium the day your bike got stolen. From the third floor of a condo. When the first two floors are filled with unchained bikes. And your bike WAS chained. *sigh*
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    LOL You get a swift kick to the face! *inserts gear*
  7. The Technovore
    You get a steel medallion! ...it's empty? *kicks the 'insert' slot*
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    You got a sugar cookie with steel pink frosting! *inserts Epic*
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    both.... you are literally literately advanced
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    You get Kim Jong Un! *inserts nuke*
  11. The Technovore
    You get a skeleton! *inserts firebender*
  12. The Technovore
    Bridge Four, less chance of having to run a city under siege in the coming years. Would you rather have to deal with Sadeas being smug, or Ruin being smug? (And no, you can't kill either of them)
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    You get a 5-year-old! *inserts Way of Kings by Nohodon*
  14. The Technovore
    You got (20) rupees! *inserts potion #3*
  15. The Technovore
    You got a pewter-enhanced backhand to the face! *inserts character-death reference*
  16. The Technovore
    Glorious, absolutely glorious. Thank you for this. *tear leaks from one eye as my mouth hangs open in wonder*
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    Khriss, as she's a scholar. Hoid is an all-powerful trickster with an over-developed sense of irony, a.k.a, not someone you want to tick off. Would you rather be on one of Sadeas bridge crews 3 years before Dalinar bought them all off, or be stuck as a Cognitive Shadow for the rest of Eternity?
  18. The Technovore
    Well... probably not, because physics, but you be able to move quickly enough to dilate time around you, so every thing else is practically stopped because you're moving so fast... but that raises other questions. How do you control yourself while moving so quickly? One could argue that it accelerates your mind as well, but then what's the point of Zinc? If you perceive everyone else as moving slowly, then that means that your mind HAS to be processing faster, otherwise you wouldn't be able to process your own movements. Not to mention that at at those speeds the atmosphere itself would super-heat and tear you apart, but I suppose A-pewter and F-Gold could counteract that. When you really think about it you realize that these powers really compliment, and maybe NEED each other in order to be used to their full potential. lol I got ninja'd x2
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    Yea... basically the same here, I could try to describe myself, or I could just say I prolly look a lot like slowswift. So from now on my mental image of slowswift is going to be me
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    You get $24,000,000,000,000 worth of soda! (What did you expect this is just a vending machine) (also I don't know how original this joke is I didn't read the whole thread to check I'm sorry) *inserts overused meme*
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    Zane, because he wouldn't make me want to stab him in the eye... *cough* after 30 seconds. Would you rather be a Radiant (any order) trying to fight a Fullborn to the death, or a full Feruchemist facing down the entire Parshendi Army?
  22. The Technovore
    What?! Psssh. NO!
  23. The Technovore
    Something that I've been confused about for a while, but what I want to know is this. When someone stores Memories in Copper, those memories are gone and the store-er can't access them until they tap them again. When someone stores speed, they are temporarily speed-challenged until they tap it again, then they have a boosted amount. So when somebody uses F-Nicrosil, is it like Copper, where it's gone until you tap it again? Or is it like Steel, where you're without it for a while, then you can have a massive amount later. Logic makes me think that it should work like Copper, since people don't produce Investiture like they do Speed... right?
  24. The Technovore
    Well... You might be able to up your Allomantic abilities, but it's kinda of a big "if". You see, Nicrosil Feruchemically stores investiture. It's unclear (and by that I mean I'm unclear) how exactly this works, but ASSUMING that it allows you to store your investiture for a while, then tap it to become a "Super-Wizard", you could compound Nicrosil to get a massive Investiture boost, then use that extra power to do things with allomancy like pierce a copper cloud and push the metals inside a person. In fact, if that's indeed how Nicrosil works, then that probably explains how TLR was able to push the metals in Vin's body in The Final Empire. (Dang Fullborns are freaking OP, plz nerf )
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    I feel like Shallan should have a musical number with *winces* Let it go. (pleasedontkillmepleasedontkillmeIhatethatsongtooitjustseemsreallyrelaventpleasedontkillme)
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