Ok. Pattern ships Adolin and Shallan. *mike drop*
Moving on, goodness Shallan is freaking me out. Horneater lager? Stabbing her hand? I'm concerned about her health. That's cannot be good for you to go and drink that stuff, even if stormlight heals her.
Kaladins chapter was pretty noninformative. I want exposition.
Also Dalinar confronts the church. Fascinating.