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Borio Singaldi

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  1. Well, that escalated quickly. Narrator Firerust made sure everyone knew he had no Alleyverse affiliation, but was still a factor of this existing story. And he was ready to kill some mimes to avenge the death of Rirefust.
  2. Ene, take a moment and think about what happened to your KotC character. She would have been wise to follow that rule. 314. If something unimportant is mentioned more than 7 times in the first half of the story, it's actually very important but just not quite yet.
  3. Narrator Firerust found reason to break out of the voids (the literal one he had been locked in and the figurative one that consumed his soul and filled him with empty depression) by saying everything canon in a different color. And by DOING WHAT LUMANOR SUGGESTED BECAUSE IS LIKE A GOOD OF THINGS THAT OF A IS FUN!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! Breaking writing rules brought Firerust sadistic joy. This obviously drew him to the remains of the fourth wall, where the inevitable climax of the 300s pages of TLT was sure to come to pass.
  4. As Narrator Firerust still sat solemnly in the void Star had locked the Narrators in, he wondered which meta, story, and writing rules had not yet been broken in TLT... and how he could break them all in the most dastardly way possible.
  5. All that remained of Borio's reality was the dank memes, which threatened to destroy Narrator Star's personal narrative and banish Narrator Bean from the Longest Thread. I got ninja'd, so I will tweak this.
  6. Meanwhile, Borio Singaldi unknowingly rebelled against Narrator Star's tyranny by existing in a story of his own separate from the one she narrated, a story about canes and mustaches and dank memes.
  7. I also have no orchestration experience. I've done it all on the electric piano so far. And the quality of my own recordings isn't that good, so I'm used to hearing not-so-good quality. So I'd like to hear your song. GarageBand is good enough on its own. But I'd really like to hear this Vin theme, please. And yes, collaboration would be great. Let's put together a team of all the people who have made Mistborn music and become a Mistborn version of The Black Piper. We would need a name for such a group...
  8. Narrator Firerust felt just at home, seeing as his soul was already an empty void.
  9. Narrator Firerust hid in an underground fort made of Scott Sterling's face, while Narrator Rirefust, the idiot that he is, was promptly slain by Silva and the demented mimes. Too bad.
  10. They were a heavy metal band specializing in ska(a) music, and they were taking the cosmere by storm. They were especially popular on...
  11. Nah, this one:
  12. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I've been trying to compose a Mistborn soundtrack for a long time too! Can I hear your works? And share mine with you? Maybe we can collaborate?! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE, HAAHAHHA!!! Seriously, though. I've made songs for lots of things, but not one for Vin alone. We could work together on this, maybe! I'm just really excited about this.
  13. The Saber had been carved from Borio Singaldi's cane. Unrelevantly, Borio was now very sad. Ninja'd by a mere moment.
  14. Narrator Firerust was disappointed there was only one post on this topic in the time he was gone. TLPW thread was growing at a faster rate than this. This could not be allowed. The Ghanderflaffle Empire needed to destroy the competition.
  15. I may no longer have the longest post on this thread, but I still have the longest post with worthwhile engaging content! Muahahahaha! Narrator Rirefust joined the fray as an official new character. He was a very bad narrator. Not that he was evil or anything; he was just bad at narrating. A lemon fell into a pie.
  16. Butt wasn't smiling for any sinister purposes. He simply used Colgate Whitening StripsTM and wanted to show off his smart shopping choices.
  17. Next major Sanderfan get-together, these things must become a reality.
  18. I thought Malutioganti’amor LIX was a boot. Lift found out about Jasnah being with Marsh and started crying. "I want daddy back," she sniffed.
  19. But Kelsier wanted to keep his adopted daughter close.
  20. Those few posts about Kelsier and Lift's conversation were emotional and touching and sweet. Well done, fellas. Suddenly, ghanderflaffle waffle.
  21. Then you don't know me at my full power... I'm an actor, remember... Playing Dilaf would be fun. I would gladly rant as him in character.
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