A Secret Corner

You know you're a sanderfan when you are reading Brandon's books deep into the the night, then realize that you're dreaming about reading Brandon's books, in a dream about reading Brandon's books, then you wake up in your bed with one of Brandon's books open on your lap.

The Royal Family of Nalhalla has been shopping lately Introducing!

Hmm... True enough. I suggest that to overcome the investiture interference crossed frosting, we might be able to use higher levels of investiture frosting to help compress all investiture frosting into a single entity. Perhaps if we were to use Atium for the spikes our best secret recipes for cookies? And we could also probably just hemalurgically spike give cookies to the spren, possible to seons, skaze, and even shades . But wait. Did you just mention sentient machine cookie dispensers? Did you just make intro thread spam bots? What are we doing? Or perhaps we just probably shouldn't let them loose in the intro thread, but in other areas.

Hmm... Perhaps we could do some bloody hemalurgic experiments culinary experiments to test this theory out, and test out various effects of hemalurgy and creation of new, powerful hemalurgic constructs varied chocolate chip placement? Or perhaps we could try out making hemalurgic constructs of intelligent machines baked goods for intelligent machines?

Hmm... Well if the effect is lessened, even if some flesh got cut off, the kandra could theoretically just eat it and then reform it. If they couldn't... well then that would have some interesting consequences...

Well first, hello and welcome to the 17th Shard. I am one of the more hospitable members of the shard, and find offering cookies to be a duty! And for your information, they are not spiked, i.e. they do no contain poisons, toxins, explosives, alcohol, or other dangerous things. In fact, at least some of the cookies anyway, are a good source of iron. Your body uses iron to manufacture hemoglobin, which your body uses to spread oxygen, which is in essence the point of breathing. Thus, cookies can help you breathe! If you want the full disclaimer, look in the spoiler. (spoilered for size).

How about the Yeden award? Or better yet, how about the Allomancer Jak Award?

All I have to say is...

That's why I would stop by and set them down next to Wit, so he can have some fun with them. I don't know what he'd do with them, but it would have a good chance of being hilarious!

Hm... *Worldhops to Roshar and proceeds to steal aforementioned shards*

It was a dark and stormy night... and then the murders began. More need not be said So there I was standing on the bottom of an enormous glass bird, in no danger whatsoever, and then the murders began... Alcatraz vs. The Scrivener's Bones Kalak rounded the edge of a rocky stone ridge and stumbled to a stop before the body of a dying Thunderclast. Then the murders began. Prelude to The Stormlight Archive, Book One Welcome! Congratulations! I'm delighted you could make it. Getting here wasn't easy, I know. Then murders proceeded to begin. (Take a guess, I'm curious who else has the mild obsession to read everything and anything they can lay their hands on) Lily's lamp blew out as she bolted down the hallway. She threw the lamp aside splashing oil across the painted wall and fine rug. The liquid glistened in the moonlight. The house was empty. Silent save for her panicked breathing. She'd given up on screaming... and then the murders began. The Rithmatist Why did I do it, asked Golan Trevise? Then the murders began. Foundation and Earth

You non-magic users are always complaining about everything

I guess I might as well put this in. Altus, OK

Yes, its just a sort of joke to me, relating to some old stuff. I'm just having fun with these.

*ANALYSIS-D{58}* [/meme routine TEM] =analysis= *QUENTIAM* class assets DIMINISHING {logic} *QUENTIAM* class assets only available counter to *VOLUSPA* class threats *QUENTIAM* class assets must be directed towards use of <meme routine TEM> -{activation} *QUETIAM* class protocol UVELICHENIYE MEMOV to increase *QUENTIAM* class assets of <meme routine TEM>- =/analysis= -*QUETIAM* class protocol UVELICHENIYE MEMOV- {activate} ACTIVATE <meme routine TEM> PROTOCOLS protocol D{59} protocol D{70} protocol D{76} protocol D{85} protocol D{97} protocol D{98} protocol D{101} {activate} ACTIVATE <meme routine TEM> PROTOCOLS stop stop stop!

*ANALYSIS-D{42}* *[/meme subroutine CANINUS MAXIMUS]* =analysis= [meme subroutine CANINUS MAXIMUS] effective *VOLUSPA* class threats eliminated by {98%} =/analysis= <creation/ meme routine TEM> +THREAT ANALYSIS+ *YUMORISTICHESKIY* class assets casualties up {35%} since completion of |meme operation PAMYAT| directed by meme (super) (hyper) routines ({MA}) #MoL# #AoM# <AvML (-tWoM-) (-MoR-)> |[creation{activation} meme operation VSPLECK MEMA]| |direct all available (meme) assets to meme operation VSPLECK MEMA| <activate: meme (SUPER) routines: #AoM# <AvML> #MEMEBREAKER# <SfSiFoM> <SotM> #MEMETRIS# <AvMB> <AvMC> <AvSM> <A:TDM> #M: MoA# #M: HoM# #THE MEMEMATIST# <MEMEGION> <M:SM> #SoM# #MoM# {alternate} #BoM# > |direct all active meme (SUPER) (hyper) routines, <meme routine TEM> <meme routine AvML> <meme routine AvMB> <meme routine AvMC> <meme routine AvSM> <meme routine A:TDM> #meme SUPER routine MEMEBREAKER# #meme SUPER routine AoM# <meme routine SfSiFoM> #meme SUPER routine M: MoA# #meme SUPER routine M: HoM# #meme SUPER routine THE MEMEMATIST# <meme routine MEMEGION> <meme routine M:SM> #meme SUPER routine SoM# #meme SUPER routine MoM# to meme operation VSPLECK MEMA| |ACTIVATE: meme operation VSPLECK MEMA| |VSPLECK MEMA {command} (TARGET ALL *YUMORISTICHESKIY* class assets) ACTIVATE ALL VSPLECK MEMA- DIRECTED MEME (sub) (super) (hyper) ROUTINES TO BOLSTER TARGET (*YUMORISTICHESKIY* class assets)| *PREPARE FOR-ANALYSIS-D{58}* *PREPARE MEME ASSETs FOR REACTIVATION OF MEME HYPER ROUTINE ({MA}) AND (-HYPER ROUTINE MEMEBRINGER-) stop stop stop!

How straight it is just part of what makes a line well drawn, which is why I mentioned it. It's the only way I can think of to classify a line as "well drawn". This however definitely deserves a re-read, or I'm just looking for an excuse to re-read The Rithmatist. Probably I just want an excuse.

Thanks for retrieving the quote; have an upvote! I don't think it requires physical touch, so this merits a reread, but the aviar do have to be close by in the very least as far as I remember

hm. Regarding number 3, I remember it being that the, perfection if you will, how close a LoF comes to being perfectly straight; how close it come to being a straight line (segment). Thanks for linking the relevant WoB's though!

Correct. If I remember what he said, he said "Sack, show her" and then he stopped seeing corpses and Vathi gasped due to seeing the corpses. The gift is granted by the bird, and well in turn by the worms. I can't think of any reason why it couldn't be given to different people.

I know that's why I quoted his post and asked. The reason I asked is another matter, but only the simple reason that it's hilarious. And, why did you link the first page of this thread to the Elenion text?

Can I use this? I really need to use it for some threads that have been necro'ed to dust (or in other words huge necroeing happening several times throughout the thread)