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I see my incessant bugging has finally been successful Thanks so much for the podcast- it is making me want to re-read Elantris *looks guiltily at the pile of books she is supposed to read for school* *shoves pile under her bed* Looking forward to the next episode! Y'all are always good for a laugh. P.S. Meat

I would like to announce that college applications SUCK and are AWFULness wrapped in LAME. That is all.

context is irrelevant also

I would love to announce that today is a fantastic day. I did pretty dang amazingly in my debate tournament last weekend- second place in my very first tournament, already 2/3rds of the way qualified for State competition- My grades are a heck of a lot better than I thought they would be, I beasted my final exam and an essay on The Emperor's Soul in English, I am guaranteed to make the team for Academic Decathlon, and I quit my job and anticipate a lot more free time to fill with the cosmere in future. TL;DR, today is a good day (The only thing that'd make it better would be if Brandon finished answering the questions today....*whistles innocently*)

So, this happened in a different random chatroom, but with 17s members, so it totally counts

Hi there Mr. Sanderson- No specific topic for my questions, just random things I think about. Sorry if they get annoyingly detailed 1)So, what would happen if someone stole Sazed's copperminds and beat them all to death with a hammer, to the point where they are in multiple pieces? Would anything detrimental happen to the investiture? Along a similar note, what if a metalmind gets rusted or corroded or some kind of chemical-change style damage rather than physical-change style damage? 2)Just for clarification, what exactly happens when a shardblade cuts through a limb- I think TWoK mentioned the whole limb went dead, but where are the cutoff points? If I cut below your elbow, would the deadness just go to the elbow, or up to the shoulder? Below the wrist? If I hit your finger, would it go to the base of the finger or the whole hand or the whole arm? 2b) Would shardblade-arm-slice be effective in a battlefield medicine situation to deaden the arm before an amputation or something? and now for something completely different 3)Can you confirm the existence of squeespren? Because I can guarantee you that they are flocking to the chatroom right now, as they do every time you do something as wonderful and cool as this. aaaaaand to go for some totally irrelevant information 4)I recently have become obsessed with Doctor Who (and the Tenth Doctor), and was wondering if you liked the show/who your favorite Doctor is? To repeat what others have said, thank you so much for doing this. I can't wait to participate in what I'm sure will be the first of many campouts outside the BYU bookstore for SA2 See you next year!

This happened in the chatbox of a game of kdice ....I don't have any particular reason for suggesting that word pattern. And it is by Brandon Sanderson, not Sum Hoo ^^

Yay! The chatroom! It is awesome! For the forseeable future, the way cool sharders who hang on the 'room will be having the Officially Unofficial DICE NIGHT! On Wednesday nights. That is all. Love to see y'all around!

This one is my favorite

So, I looked through Brandon's twitter pictures and found this piece of loveliness- this spurred quite a lovely discussion on the chatroom, I won't post everything here, but a few: [02:00] <Master_Moridin> Ya momma's so fat, she has to Soulcast mountains for breakfast. [00:42] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, she gets cardiac arrest waiting for ten heartbeats [00:46] <lyssie> your mom is so fat and ugly, that when they tried to toss her into elantris she wouldn't fit through the gates all these and more are in the funny things in IMs thread. The big question is, what cosmere Yo Mamma jokes can *you* come up with?

Oh, the lofty, high-minded intellectual discussions we have on the chatroom more amazingness behind the spoiler

Hey noe Just becaues all of my typings are prefect, doesn't mean that you get too be jealous NOt cool

CAW

Awww.... I is sad now

I would like to announce that I get a laptop TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beware, internet. Lyssie will soon have access unhindered by her mobile device.

Coolcoolcool! I'm in- I was actually just about to start the books for the first time anyway This sounds like it'll be fun!

Cake might work better

Hiya Leon! Great to see ya Welcome to the awesome forums. Have you read all of the cosmere books? Looking forward to seeing you around the boards P.S.- watch out for the admins- they have spikes!

Well, you are definitely a cool person then- though you *have* managed to spit out what is in fbstj's eyes blasphemy twice now

Is it soon yet?

I am soooooooooo excited. Definitely midnight release. I love les mis- I've been listening to the soundtrack since before I can remember, and I was very much not happy that the musical was on tour when we went to new york the summer after 7th grade (we saw phantom instead, which *is* still awesome, but.... LES MIS!). Yeah. So. Excited. And Lyre, from what I hear it *is* the stage production, and I have faith that they'll do it justice. *You* may have gotten to see it twice, but for us less fortunates this is a dream being realized

In other news, I just got the ebook So, I am just in the second chapter, but I figure since it is finally released we should have a super-cool thread on it. Now, all you Dan Wells fans, pipe up so this section of the boards can be slightly less pathetic! We should go for at *least* Stormblessed level of activty on this section of the forums So. As the title states, anyone have anything they want to talk about concerning the amazing Mr. Wells' newest release?

Welcome James! how do you feel about chocolate? Whether the answer is yes or no, you win the alleigance of me or joe(fbstj). No, I did not intend for that to rhyme. Also: Glad you are here!

Hi tazren! We've talked a bit on the chat room, but I like to try and do official type welcomes/greetings when I can