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BAAAaaaaa.

Thank you for this wonderful impromptu Hebrew lesson! Does "adamah" for "apple" have anything to do with the biblical story of origin?

...Harmony?

Yes, and it's so accurate.

Just don't eat the cookies.

Hello, Sam, it seems you do exist! For this fact, I am very sorry. All jokes aside (yeah right), Welcome to the Shard! I am bleeder, resident... uh... I wear vests and rant about media and music. Here on the Shard, you will learn much, and possibly cry, and definitely get headaches make new friends. I know I have. If you ever need anything, feel free to let me know. Also, be wary of the cookies. Very wary. They'll Ruin your life. And make metal detectors go off around you from 50 paces. Just saying. Anyway, welcome!

Stave off your desires with the pursuit of knowledge. Warbreaker.pdf

What about... barbed wire-wrapped baseball bats but you don't even throw the pumpkin you just lay it on the ground and beat the storm storming stormity storm out of it? Why are dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets so much more appealing than other chicken nuggets?

So fitting that the finals end up on page 16. Heh. After much consideration, I have made my decision. Kaladin is strong, and strong of will. He has fought and nearly died countless times. Marsh has died. And now he is Death. God's sidekick. Kaladin has the powers of a Windrunner, but without the requisite knowledge to fully use his powers. Marsh has had almost 400 years to train and learn. Tough decisions, but... Marsh has my vote.

"When I was your age, television was called goats." “I could give you my word as a goat," Inigoat said. "No good," the man in black replied. "I've known too many goats.”

I want to take part in Pumpkin Katana Baseball. I'm sorry your acquaintances are terrible. J.K. Simmons is one of the best voice actors around. You know who's a really amazing character actor? Gary Oldman. I usually don't recognize him in a lot of stuff he does, and he has done a lot of stuff. He's playing Winston Churchill in an upcoming film. He was the bad guy in The Fifth Element. He played a pimp in True Romance. He's fantastic.

I don't know if Apollo's haikus count, but that was brilliant.

Quiver. I cannot upvote this enough. We need more The Princess Goat jokes. Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can goat. Fezzik: Goat, goat… I think he like to scream at goat.. Inigo: Probably he means no goat. Fezzik: He’s really very short on goat. Inigo: You have a great gift for goat. Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the goat. Vizzini: Enough of that. Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks a goat? Fezzik: If there are, we all be goat. Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean goat. Fezzik: Anybody want a goat?

Hi there! I am bleeder. Welcome to the Shard! Lots of new info here, keep an eye out for spoilers. Mistborn is my favorite Brandon series. It's really quite fantastic. If you ever need anything, give me a shout. And be wary of the cookies. If you walk through a metal detector and they start to vibrate, they're probably a bit Ruined.

Hi there, Revan! I'm bleeder. Wecome to the Shard! You will learn much, and headaches abound. If you want a copy of Warbreaker, I have a PDF. Just give me a shout. And if you need anything, feel free to let me know. Also, the cookies are not good for you.

She is the one going through all this in "real life", after all. I think it's best for her to talk about it on here, rather than a ) don't talk about it at all, or b ) talk to him without getting a few opinions first.

I have history next semester, so I'll let you know. I know a bunch about European history, but only because I read a lot.

There must be a misunderstanding because I'm as confused as you are. I have never heard of air hockey being referred to as "squash." Squash, to me, is just a type of vegetable.

Oh. I understand literally no Polish, so I don't get it.

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." (More of an opening line, but still)

I always carry around a couple of nickels wherever I go. Just in case. When you are just walking down the sidewalk and begin thinking of all the things you could do if you could Compound Iron. "I could pull on both of those lamp-posts at once and slingshot myself down the street."

Not that I've ever heard. For non-Americans, what do you call ping-pong?