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  1. marsoupial
    No, Arraenae, don't turn to gogurt! Gogurtism is a dangerous addiction! Noooooooooooooo!
  2. marsoupial
    I check my email about once a week, so... I just get on this site a lot. No, Secrets, you aren't getting my Chromium! Sorry, @Cryptnoch, for hijacking your welcome thread. So... welcome!
  3. marsoupial
    Like space. Or Cuba. It went to Cuba. Like Tupac. And Prince and Jimi Hendrix. It went to Cuba with Tupac and Prince and Jimi, because none of them are actually dead; instead they all faked their deaths and went to Cuba. Duh. 2016, as I have said... trash fire. Giant pile of wet garbage set ablaze.
  4. marsoupial
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Luck, I guess. *pulls sleeves up over chromiumminds* Ahem.
  5. marsoupial
    Oh, hey, look. My faith in humanity. No, wait, where are you going? No, stop, come back? Come b- Oh, nope, there it goes. It's gone.
  6. marsoupial
    Oh jeez Hi there, Morty! I'm bleeder. I dress nice and rant about music. Middle school wasn't too long ago for me, either. Welcome to the Shard! You'll make lots of new friends. And headaches. If you ever need anything, feel free to let me know. Also, don't eat the cookies. I'm not saying that the cookies will steal your soul, but I'm not not saying that the cookies will steal your soul. Just saying.
  7. marsoupial
    Jesus is Kanye's running mate in 2020. I will vote WEST/CHRIST 2020.
  8. marsoupial
    ALL HAIL
  9. marsoupial

    I'm so put out with this election that when I went upstairs to find clothes, I saw my Twelfth Doctor coat and vest and thought "Hmm. Yes." 

    And that, dear children, is why I am wearing a wool coat with red lining.

    1. marsoupial

      marsoupial

      Wait, no. 

      I have located by bowtie. 

      Eleventh Doctor outfit. Yes.

    2. DreamLord_Erith

      DreamLord_Erith

      LEVELUP!!!

  10. marsoupial
    Not only that, he's also a rusting chauvinist! He objectifies people and calls people names, particularly women. I'm just real worried.
  11. marsoupial
    Like, what's he gonna do to gay people? What's gonna happen to you, and me, and my sister, and my friends? And transgender people, too? Are we all just gonna go sit in the corner for four years? God forbid, eight years? Or are they going to take away our rights, too? Make America Great Again does not mean to push America back fifty years, when no one talked about the important issues. I can't actually believe this is happening to us.
  12. marsoupial
    Storm you, Nostradamus. Storming fortune tellers and their storming correctness and ugh I hate this
  13. marsoupial
    2016 = giant trash fire
  14. marsoupial
    I just typed in "so" in the Google searchbar and that quote popped up as the top result. Way to go, America.
  15. marsoupial
    I just woke up and now have literal tears in my eyes because I fear for myself and for my country.
  16. marsoupial

    I'm going to bed now. 

    Best of luck, rest of America. 

  17. marsoupial
    If a chicken says "All chickens are liars", is the chicken telling the truth?
  18. marsoupial
    Like you're sitting in a smoky jazz club watching some talented sax player blow his soul through his brass? And then the dame walks in, and all eyes are on her? She makes her way across the room, and even though you're facing the opposite direction with a drink in hand, you can feel the heat radiate off her? And then you turn around, tip your hat, and say, "Isn't it customary nowadays to greet with 'Hello, darling,' and not passive letters left on my windowsill?' She smirks at this, and you turn back to your drink. She is the Adler to your Holmes, the temptation to the recovering addict, the bicycle to the ADHD kid. Whenever you need to focus on what's at hand, she's there, storming things up and just plain distracting you.
  19. marsoupial
    I am currently listening to the record and wearing the t-shirt. That's sad and poetic, my man. Can you tell what the problem is? Or is it just happening?
  20. marsoupial
    Oof. I should probably stop watching Google's live feed of the election. But I don't want to. On a lighter note, the city of Orlando plans to purchase Pulse nightclub and turn it into a permanent memorial for the lives lost there.
  21. marsoupial
    Well, hi there! The same welcome is extended to you. After all, the more, the merrier, right? Unless we're playing sardines. In that case, the more, the stealthier.
  22. marsoupial
    You should not. For your own good.
  23. marsoupial
    ...I see. Would "noodulus" be an acceptable fake-Latin substitute for the word "noodle"? Because there is no word for "noodle" in Latin.
  24. marsoupial
    Hello, Technovore! I'm bleeder. I rant about music and vests. Welcome to the Shard! You're gonna learn a lot, and get a lot of headaches. Be prepared. You'll also make new friends, which is always good. If you ever need anything, feel free to let me know. Also, don't eat the cookies. I'm not saying that they'll steal your soul, but I'm also not not saying that they'll steal your soul.
  25. marsoupial
    @Edgedancer, why are you the ultimate chili sauce?
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