Hello, Sam, it seems you do exist! For this fact, I am very sorry.
All jokes aside (yeah right), Welcome to the Shard! I am bleeder, resident... uh... I wear vests and rant about media and music.
Here on the Shard, you will learn much, and possibly cry, and definitely get headaches make new friends. I know I have.
If you ever need anything, feel free to let me know.
Also, be wary of the cookies. Very wary. They'll Ruin your life. And make metal detectors go off around you from 50 paces. Just saying.
Anyway, welcome!