Darkness Ascendant

@Kaymyth Now that's a royal pain in the Nari :/

I think I'm a little too Interesting for you boring peeps. Darkness, Darkness By the way, still looking for a Potato Master spouse Better get in quick ------------------------- Insanus twiddled his thumbs, perched on a lone rock whilst eyeing the young contestants frolicking in the freshly created world. He could feel just how unstable the planes were, almost as much as he was and ever so less than what would be the most laudable scheme he had ever concocted. Why, its irrationality stemmed from one of the most questionable and unfathomable things in the known worlds. Love. Indeed, Insanus had fallen for one not akin to himself, one far higher and ever so powerful. The one who had whisked them all to this fresh medium of existence, one which promised limitless potential, opportunity, and fun of course. Insanus had indeed fallen for a Creator, not his creator, but indeed the creater of this realm, and of the madness that existed therein. The Creator herself was a figure of queer beauty, one which Insanus had never encountered before in his many adventures. In fact, he figured that she had graced the worlds for the first time, perhaps a being from The Beyond, or even a strange new manifestation of Investiture. Insanus wasn’t even sure if Investiture was the same here as it was from which he had come from. Forsooth! he wasn’t even sure if Investiture existed here, even though the realm they all appeared in seemed to be some twisted facsimile of the Cosmere they had left behind. Insanus smiled ruefully, this adventure would be one to remember, that is, if he was around to remember it. He found his mind beginning to wander already, this was a bad habit of his, now he was strapped in the train of thought which led to nowhere, chasing a holy grail of which none knew of. Over the years Insanus had honed his mind to react automatically to whenever he found himself trapped within the machinations of his mind. Once it started, it was extremely hard to throw a spanner into the works and end his whirring cognition. He twitched every now and then, face now devoid of any emotion, as protocols long drilled in slowly kicked into place. He found himself getting up from his rock, just as his psyche slowly grew darker and darker, turning to unspeakable thoughts and unimaginable actions. He grabbed a curiously shaped axehound by the scruff of its neck as it ran past him and held it up. He stared into its eyes, an unusual shade of crimson, then bashed its head into the rock. Again and again and again and again. Soon Insanus was covered in viscera, a gruesome, grinning figure, holding what seemed to be the remains of the Axehound’s exoskeleton. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and let the carcass fall amongst the entrails and blood which covered the ground. He breathed a sigh of relief and sat back down on the sanguine rock, his rear making a delicious squish sound as he sat upon it. Yes. He was back to ‘normal’, or at the very least, back in control of himself. Where was he? Ah right. Love. He yawned and shook his head, maybe another time.

I'll be Necrosis Jones The names are kind of all over the place heheheh. K so Necrosis Jones. Came from the cult known as the Dead Cell, and has come to wherever the hell this is. He worships the God Beyond in a different way from convention and believes that the Evil was sent by them as a sign that their time in the Cosmere is up, as Ambition and Odium had left it broken. They now work to prepare the continent for the Evil's crossing to it.

I can't help being so darn interesting Darkness Darkness Darkness Three times less boring amirite?

when do I get to eat the bridal flowers?

I for one, would like to marry a Potato Master, I like potatoes, will you be my master? For batter or worse, I think you mean the spatulas. Smh this game is going to be insane.

There is a time to weep and cry, to lament those lost, the ones who died. This is not one of those times, for this time we have something the enemy never had, we can bring them back. We can bring them back to fight alongside us once more.

*blinks

Happy bday to you too

@Kaymyththat sounds neat, good luck and don't forget to have fun! @Extesian that's craaazy bro, insane idea and best of luck!

@Delightful Here for you as well *hugs*

@Eternum Oh man best of luck!!!!!

too true, I have a bad habit of borrowing a tonne of books when I get the chance then not having time to read then -__- Many overdue notices.

aaaye, I still need to read his other stuff (other than cinder spires). I loved it so much

I'VE READ THAT Xd IT'S SUPER GOOD

Amused at being pinged I am. Indeed, brace yourself for the questions that pour forth from the broken seal. What's your favourite tv show? What is your zodiac sign? Can you eat 10 glazed and sprinkled donuts in one sitting? How many enchiladas can Deadpool eat while in a food coma? Was it Xenu who brought the fall of McGregor? Also you missed Ammanas' questions b4

@AliasSheep I don't care if you put the role in or not xP

Ok, so owls. Owls are dope. Why? Because I love death (sorry :P) and owls consistently have been seen as fortune-tellers and harbringers of death (:P) and lots of other nasty stuff like bad health and disasters . Honestly they’re basically the real life Absol. Creeps. They just come over and if you hear it hoot , you can die! (If you want to hear an owl hoot put your hands up!) *puts hands up Shakespeare, Kenya, Pliny, Virgil, Ovid, most Native American tribes agree with me! Of course, most are also dead already (It was the owl…) They’re associated with witches, shamans, the unknown, wisdom, luck, stolen children, eaten children, bad children, spiritual leaders, and forest management departments. Pliny calls it the funerary bird, a monster of the night and the very abomination of humankind. I wonder what the poor bird did to deserve this. Native North American tribes (some of them) have this thing were the owl is a sort of bogeyman. They tell their children “Don’t cry or the owls will get you” etc, a couple see it as protection against the dark forces...mm again, seeing the contradiction and all these different beliefs is great. The view that they are harbringers and messengers of death is prevalent as well. Heck, the Aztec god of death Mictlantorillcutyouup or something along those lines was frequently depicted as an owl! Cuando el tecolote canta, el indio muere When the owl cries, the Indian dies! -some mexican saying I don’t know much about English Folklore (It honestly hasn’t really piqued my interest) but they are mainly seen as creatures of darkness (wow so they’re nocturnal, so what?) so much, that Robert Blair and William Wordsworth said they were their favourite “bird of doom” Am I the only one getting chills? The Romans reckoned if they nailed a dead one (well if it was alive at the time its certainly dead soon) on their door, any evil they brought would be averted. Hey this reminds me alot of racism and stuff! Again here, to here the hoot of an owl meant death and destruction (so this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a hoot). Julius Caesar, Augustus, Commodus Aurelius, and Agrippa, all their deaths were predicted by the hoota (apparently). OH, Ascalpus, the dude who snitched on Prosperpine (*sigh, romans and their copypastaing) for eating in the underworld, was turned into a screech owl for causing that trouble (remember kids, don’t snitch or you’ll turn into an owl). So uh. Athena liked owls! Better than the mischievous crow, (tut tut you silly old thing), she thought it was solemn and serious (unlike someone, yes you, you silly old thing), it had wisdom and stuff! And was put on the back of a...tachydrachma? Something. The Mongols liked em too! Saw them as a benign omens. And so did the Japs (served them so well in WWII aye? ...ok too far? Sure why not). They carried em as charms and talismans. *blinks That’s a suprising amount of writing, can’t believe I managed to stretch my knowledge for that amount of writing xD I would have done this earlier, but been a bit unmotivated and stuff. Oh look a bird. Until next time folks

Incest is wincest

Looks like all the fun was happening on the Court's side. (PM wise) Anyway, I wish I payed attention this game, it started getting confusing towards the end, when my inattention caught up to me xD Also. Quicksilver. VERY cool!

Lord Xenu told me

Should it matter if its a boy or girl name?

I think it would have been better for you to not have thought yourself as a fan? more as an interested observer? Mm, whatever, point is you're here now @erikjb1023!! Welcome and have a cookie, look forward to your thoughts! Hope you enjoy your stay here!