Vander

Um... What?

I second this.

You can only hold it for so long, and it'll chill you in the meanwhile. Heralds are like ninjas.

*spit-takes* W-what? Um... they... they... are nice and cute before you get too much of them. There. Spiders are like humans.

Granted. However, the knowledge is immediately transferred to me, and you forget it. RAFO! I wish for infinite pizza.

Ahem. I think I'll change my wish, mostly because it was kind of stupid. Instead, I wish for the ability to change anything I want in any WAY I want.

No.

Dirty, stinky, and a chore. Women are like silk.

Eh, I dunno. I never really felt like he was taking pleasure in being above people/showing it to them. He IS arrogant, but it never extends to that.

Though I don't see the point in resurrecting it, if you didn't add anything...

Accidental downvote...

They're discordant, noisy, and generally don't let a person do something to their greatest capability. Death is like a human.

WIIILLLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You can never get it to do what you want, but it sure is useful. Clouds are like cats.

Tut, Upvote for you.

You're hilarious.

For me, it was contextual as well as just pure satisfaction: When Szeth woke up after fighting Kaladin. That entire sequence was probably my favorite in the entire book, if only because something kinda-maybe-hopefully-probably-not GOOD finally happened to Szeth.

Granted. You work at an insane asylum, so you have skills dealing with insane people. Oh, and it's haunted. You eventually go insane. (I don't know, okay?!) I wish people would start upvoting things here again.

Why not? You no longer know the difference between the paintings and the real world, and as such cut ties on both sides in your existential paranoia. Eventually, you are found dead in your basement, having hung yourself. Fun fact: When people hang themselves, or are hanged, one of two things can happen: One, your neck is immediately snapped and you die before you know what happened, or Two, you suffocate slowly and painfully. You died in the latter way. Okay, too intense. Instead of erasing that, though, I will throw you a bone: I wish for power over the entirety of the Cosmere.

Sure. ... Your mother starts fawning over you. And any female relatives apart from your grandmother. Other people think you're just weird. Have fun. I wish people would understand that Skybreakers are EFFING EPIC.

Hmm... Well, I need to read Mistborn. damnation, I hope that book comes in soon.

... Well, the metal Nightblood is made of. Nightblood: The Chuck Norris of the Cosmere. Or would that be the Nightblood-Vasher partnership?

Ugh. "Hey, Vander, do you have a book I can read?" "Hmm... what genre?" "Ummm.... I don't know? Sci-fi? Fantasy?" "Oh, sure! Here's one. It's called Warbreaker, it's about-" "Is this a book about a [courtesan]?" "What?! No, there isn't..." "Oh. I thought, you know, that it was about a [courtesan] because of how the girl on the cover is dressed. Ah, well. I don't want to read it.'

I know, I know. I don't have a copy, though, and I'm waiting for the Inter-library loan to come in. For some reason, my local library has the third book, and a couple post-trilogy, but not the first or second. Yeah, I kinda knew about Allomancy, though this is definitely more illuminating than the vague idea I had earlier. Meanwhile, from that info, burning Plate? Good question. I'm obviously no expert, so I won't reply to this. On the other hand, I will try to come up with another interesting thing: What would happen, theoretically, if you burned Nightblood? I mean, it is most likely impossible, considering that Nightblood basically devours Investiture, but what if it was possible?

UR A N00B!!!1!111! Sorry. Keeping a promise. Well, I'll bow out of this, then.