Vander

Actually, I let you travel with him, for a bit anyway. So, wish granted. Granted. However, since you wrote this and were as such the first to read it, you lost first. Since you read it BEFORE you posted, you LOST before you posted. As such, that wish was illegal, and the Game continues. I wish for this game to exceed 100 forum pages...

I think the main problem is just that people think it's too big: they don't want to read something like that on a suggestion. Maybe... strategically place copies of the books in multiple locations, until they think "Ah, might as well."

Ah, I'll look there, then. Thanks!

I keep seeing all these "orders of Forum users" in signatures (I.e. Theoryweavers), and thought it would be cool to see a thread to collate them. If such a thread already exists, could you please direct me to it? If it does not, here's what to aim for: The Name of the Order, and what it stands for. The First Ideal of these "Forum-knights" As well as the other ideals. You can show one or more. Basically, the Name and Order Ideals could be suggested, while the First Ideal would have to be debated. Here's an example: Trollwards: An order dedicated to protect innocents from evil trolls . Order Ideal: I will bring to justice the trolls. I will protect threads from their evil. Couldn't really think of a second one, but you see my meaning.

Oh, hey, you made this one easy! He travels with you for a while, but then you press a button and accidentally commit genocide. The Doctor, in a rage-fit and not knowing it was an accident, traps you in a a constant supernova, where you will repeatedly feel the pain of all that died because of you. Later, he tries to rescue you unsuccessfully, and instead regenerates because he got tapped on the head by a feather. I wish I could stop playing this game...

Ah, thanks! And yeah, I hate it when my sister does that, too.

Ack. That's gotta hurt.

Are you judging Szeth...? *glares menacingly*

Oh, and Ookla, about your wish: Granted. Hoid dies, with no hope of a resurrection. There. You wanted to help Hoid? Well, you killed him. I wish I could take back my curse on Insensitive's wish, IF I wanted to.

Too extreme?

But... but... you granted my wish!

Hmm... okay. I guess Mistborn will be the last one, then. By the way: I keep seeing all these "Ookla" names... ???

Right?! I would LOVE it if I got to do something like this.

I didn't address this earlier, but that is so completely true. It's quite frustrating, actually. Meanwhile, I'm wondering what Cosmere book I should go for next: Mistborn or Elantris?

I know; otherwise... *cracks knuckles* Ouch! I think I snapped something... Ok, anyone know how to improvise a splint?

That works! ... Physically too? Granted. You die in a freak bungee jumping accident. Oh, and Sadeas gets all your money. Congratulations, you just helped one of the most annoying people on Roshar. I wish for this wish not to be granted.

Hey! That... is a very good point. Hands washed, walking away.

I started reading this and thought you were talking about me... *aborts hacking*

Ugh! https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/17758754-i-have-lost-all-interest-in-this-book-and-probably-this-series I've never hated anyone more, in my life. Well, except this one guy.

Hmm... I misspoke there, though I'm having trouble with what to say... "renders the gift obsolete"? Nah,

Ah, okay. Fair, fair. Very well. You are unable to do anything apart from deflecting curses. I wish to be able to channel the One Power (after the cleansing of saidin) without limit.

On the other hand, it's quite amusing... Whichever, the topic's been frozen anyway. *shrug*

No no no! You have to grant the wish and then do something that renders the granting completely useless! I call cheats! *pouts like a six-year-old*

Yeah, it did. I think when Bridge 4 first started training with and against Shardblades. (Under Zahel.)

Granted. You are now blind, and as such unable to tell the time. I wish to get every curse the Nightwatcher can possibly give me.