Zathoth

That would be bad. Though if he would be on Sales guys side he sorta deserves it anyway.

You could always let IT guy in on the joke.

I need to get me one of those, not that I work in an office, I work outside, with my uncle, but some day I will meet someone who deserves an annoy-a-tron. And then I will give them one. Edit: Post number 200 was a diabolical plan... worth it!

Your way is a lot more effective then. I prefer it. Good thinking.

... is the annoy-a-tron or ruining the mans life more evil? I just want to know where I stand in the scale of evil.

Find a girl on the way there to bring as his date. Whatever happens it will be hilarious in hindsight... hopefully...

The amount of evil in this thread is rising. Im so proud of you all.

Led Zeppelin - Im Gonna Crawl A 70s Rock mood struck me.

In order from less to more possible Timetraveling, adventuring and universe saving Rockstar. Companion of a time lady. (A blue box could appear outside my house now, please) Experimental Metal musician with a small, but dedicated fanbase. Anything not too dull to earn money for whatever creative project I feel like doing at the moment.

Be sneaky, he doesnt have to know you did it I like this idea more than mine though, do it. (This is where I usually say something along the lines of "Plant proof he is cheating on his wife, ruin his life, have a good laugh about it", but that would be immoral, or so Ive been told)

I believe you need to do something about this. Use your control of the phones to do what you need to do. Play a prank that would make Kelsier proud.

Hello Twy, I see the universe is doing its best to annoy you as usual.

Unless you are me, I thought there was something wrong with everyone else until I realized that aromantic was a thing. XD

I preordered Shadows of Self, so I'll get it somewhere close to release.

Last years Halloween. Dont open the spoiler if you are coulrophobic. Or you have a fear for literal eye candy, or figurative eye candy. Or benches, walls, schedules, schools, hands, suits, hats, hair, people, make up, stars or the american Doom Metal band Pentagram.

"Here, I stole this from the old lady next door; get me some catnip." Cat is so pretty o.o

Cats are supposed to be evil; they are so cute that you forgive them, moms and sisters are not.

Insane theory incoming: I have a theory that (Minor Stormlight spoilers) is caused by hacking emotional allomancy to trick the senses rather than emotions. This could be the same thing going on. Maybe it is brassatium or zincatium.

I know, that entire album is pretty great. I have actually no idea when you mention it XD A google search later they are kind of lacey masks.

I still need to write a Metal song about Steel Inquisitors... I mean, super powered inquisitors with spikes for eyes, it barely gets more Metal than that. And dont be ridiculous, eye spikes is an improvement to everything with eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aue3NrdtzN0 I entered the alley lit through venetian blindfolds. A melancholic Jazz track was playing from no direction in particular. The world had lost all color and I suddenly had a voice like I smoke 3 packs a day and had whiskey running from the tap. As I walked through the alley I realized I was wearing a trilby and a long coat. There must have been a murder here, or some poor dame had lost her husband. Soon some lady would blow into my life like a cold autumn wind, all dressed in red, despite that the rest of the world was in black and white. She would bring me troubles for days until I had solved her crime. That was life in the alley lit through venetian blindfolds.

As Eldritch Horror of Research of general Investiture I figure this is where I belong. Lets begin with Biochroma! Also if anyone has any interests in the magic on Sel (which I really dont) that would be great.

Oxbow - The Geometry of Business

The Terris knew the names of the shards so that shows that they at least know a little about the cosmere. So maybe they are originally from Yolen or something.

I am a native swedish speaker, I am pretty decent in english and I tried to learn Lojban, turns out completely regular and logical is a challenge too.