Zathoth

"Oh, yes! Thats what I was doing before I got shot! How time flies..." Morzathoth opens his decay-safe box. Inside there are 3 spikes. One Iron spike marked Chasm fiend and two tin spikes, marked heat pit and electric field sense respectively. "Do you have any test subjects we can try these spikes on?"

Join The Dark Alley, we have investiture you can actually use. A better sales pitch would be to give away free breaths or maybe Lerasium beads.

Mistborn is my favorite series, I cant decide what his best book is though. Impossible.

Well, I mean... if people have other cookies to choose... you may have a point, I didnt think this through, which is funny considering zinc compounding...

My dark alloys (Ally, alleys, yes, I am indeed hilarious) it seems that we have a feruchemical threat to our monopoly as the 17th shards greatest and only seller of cookies. So let me hear your ideas, how will we deal with this new threat?

Some very interesting races. And the dwarves, of course XD Anyway it is a great idea, I would definitely join if you did that.

Morzathoth caught the bag. "Thank you Mister. I'll see what I can do with these." "A zinc spike would be nice, otherwise she may coinshot me into a cheese... even if I am already full of holes." He cracked up at his own silly joke.

Any climbable ones. Or the rainbow eucalyptus. It is fabulous. Favorite starter pokemon?

Morzathoth sits up, takes out the spike, hands it to Maleril and looks at Winter though the hole she made. "Fascinating... Thanks for the care everyone, but I got gold minds." he says and taps his gold minds to close the wound. He turns to Winter and smiles. "Let me ask again, Winter, in what ways can you use investiture? No need to attack me for asking questions."

"Read Mistborn" Worked on two friends, my cousin and my sister.

I want to say Kelsier, but that would be a lie. Jasnah is closer, but Im not as insanely competent and more interested in art than science. Spook, Kaladin or Elend are close, Shallan for artyness (even if I do music and I am nowhere near as insanely talented as she is) and the silly sense of humor. Or Hoid, I seem to have an ability to insult people without trying... I'd say Elend.

I figure it behaves like all leftover products, it ends up helping cognitive flowers bloom and such. I dont think there is anything overly magical happening to the investiture (which I realize is kind of funny), it just changes shape and does something else. With that said I dont think anything special happens to the shard either, it is not much different than an allomancer burning metals. They get some of Preservations power, they use that power and then they lose the power, said power goes back to the shard or something. (Someone who actually knows physics has to chime in here, because I obviously do not know what I am talking about) I think that is pretty much what happens as well. Nightblood always feeds on the investiture around him, he just feeds a little more when he is drawn. That is a cool theory, I like it...

That lizard is so cute Cough, I mean, fire and darkness and unspeakable horrors and stuff.

A comedian was buried today, they gave him a 21 pun salute.

That could be useful... Wolf, in what ways can you use investiture?

Let me have some look at that data some day. A mistborn shapeshifter is just way too good. What other abilities did you give her?

Ghost - Year Zero HAIL SATAN WELCOME YEAR ZEEEEERRROOOO~

"Hn, really? I guess we should not use those until we can figure out how to get around that... Sooo, you are our super weaponsoldierexperiment, right?" "Oh, I almost forgot, I got some salsa!"

I see, I see... Im back~ I now have the fourth heightening, the surge of gravity, two shardblades and a plate (I only bonded one of the blades, does anyone want the plate and the other blade?) allomantic pewter, steel, iron and feruchemical steel and gold. Along with my natural zinc compounding. Oh and I got that chasm fiend strength, anyone interested?

Tell me more of this story o.o I wonder if I could use a gem holding a spren as a spike... Actually forget the spren, lets see if we can use gems as spikes at all.

I enjoy Mistborn more, actually, even if the world building in SA is mindblowing. Shallan is my favorite out of the viewpoint characters. I like how manipulative she can be. I like Jasnah a lot too, but... Kelsier, I just love Kelsier XD I like the magic in Mistborn a bit more too, but that might change as we havent really seen much of the magic on Roshar. Soother/Spinner is a good mix. Im Rioter/Sparker myself.

... weird, they shouldnt do that... that might end up being useful knowledge though, while Im at it I might steal the strength from a chasmfiend.

We can try a squid, I like squids though, lets not try a squid. Oh, yes, salsa, we do need salsa... Anything else? Bread, eggs, feruchemy, allomancy? I wanted to try stealing senses humans do not have for a while now, like the heatpits from a snake or the electric field sense from a shark, so I'll bring some tin spikes.

Fellow scientists! I am going out... shopping. Any... cookies you want?

Roshar is Pluto is Yuggoth. Odium is Yog-Sothoth. It all makes sense now.