Zathoth

Lord Zathoth hears shouting and taps the rest of his tin mind containing hearing and overhears a very strange conversation. "I heard something! This way!" Zathoth runs through a couple of alleys and finds Chicken Plague facing a pugquisitor. "Dark Alley here! You are under arrest for escaping the alleys!" He shouts and runs after the pug, producing a net from seemingly nowhere.

((Does anyone have an actual plot or anything figured out?)) "Do you have enough breaths for perfect life sense? I need to find some creepy things full of hemalurgical spikes that are running around." Of course, Zathoth thought, finding anyone would be good.

You have been added! And I finally got around to adding Alomantisist too...

How do you think I do anything? Making stuff up as you go along is a noble art.

Wait, lets see if I got this right. You either make the story more entertaining, more pretty or you instead tell a story about how you enhance your story.

But what if you are doing it in writing

I agree, if the truth is boring; lie.

Well, I was going to shout something about being complete and have her challenge me to a Rock off... Night Kaymyth. ... why am I still awake? Right... Bands...

See how fast he can run, talk and sonic screwdriver his way out of the problem. Sounds like a good idea.

I know this goes against canon and all, but you could go to sleep, or you could challenge James to a lightsaber duel.

The only proper way to go

Zathoth helped Maggie up and looked at the sudden newcomer, not quite sure how to react. He took a moment to think and decided not to. "I don't have a jar of hands, I do have some hearts, brains and things we should probably not talk about, but no hands. Anyway. Security breach. We need a bronze allomancer, or maybe an awakener. Do you know any? Failing any of those maybe a tineye or a windwhisperer, yes I am a full feruchemist but my tinminds are almost empty." Zathoth stopped for a moment and realized the new girl was talking to her sword. "Hello miss you dont happen to be an awakener, do you?"

I have Skulduggery Pleasant on my to read list, would you recommend them? I have so many books I am not sure what to read next.... Either more Dresden Files, The Wise Mans Fear, Perdido Street Station or The Blinding Knife.

I think Harmony had to do this. He had to Ruin something, so he made the Roughs barren, but he cant destroy anything, so he shifted the nutrition to Elendel. I think the entire system is how he balances the powers. But sure, he is starting to seem more and more like Discord. Maybe Discord will become somekind of Satan-esque figure in Pathism...

*Throws a walnut at Seonid*

http://coppermind.net/wiki/Chronology We have this.

Im not sure my weird and mildly offensive opinions about anything will help anyone, but hey, here we go. Either I help people or I'll make them angry, win-win. So I have that entire almost 22, never kissed a girl and such and such and whatever. And most of you know this already, but I dont get romance. It is so alien of a concept to me that I cant explain what it is I dont get. I understand it in concept in abstract, somewhat, but I dont understand what the difference between being really good friends other than the semantics, I dont understand why it is so important to people, I dont understand what dating is beyond buying someone food until they want to sleep with you, I just dont get it. Now, I dont want you to try to explain it to me, it is going to derail the thread and my friends have already tried hundreds of times. You only end up frustrated. I dont understand relationship jealousy. It is their body, let them do whatever they want with it. I dont understand crushes, they mostly look like creepy obsessions to me (Which to be fair I have been guilty of. It ended up being a pretty good song... if you found me in your garden would you take me home?) Most couples just look like they are wearing each other like accessories, or are together because they are too scared of being alone, or for purely physical reasons, which I am ok with, it is the entire "But we are in luuuuv" posturing that annoys me. And some couples are Kaymyth and James and are awesome together, but most are not. I do however understand the pains of being alone and the lack of physical things, they are human needs, it is understandable. So I guess I should have a point here. Let us see if I can come up with a twist ending that will make sense... nope. Then I guess my point is the following: If you want to bet half your stuff that you will love someone forever, produce mucus spewing little midgets, argue about the dishes, not have time for the other people you have cared about and die bitter you may do so. I am not stopping anyone, but there are other things to life. Like art, science, nature, a world that is surprisingly strange and beautiful if you figure out where to look (if you do tell me, I want to know). You dont need relationships for that. Even if you are different from me and think they make complete sense and is definitely something you want to do, there are more things to do. Pick up a hobby, get to know the persons you are already fond of better, find more people to be fond of if you happen to be a people person. Get a cat, get two cats, you cant have enough cats. Cats are better than humans, it is scientifically proven. Somewhere along the way you may find that one person if you still want to and settle down. You just have to excuse me for finding you a little bit insane if you do. That was incredibly corny wasn't it? Nevermind me, I obviously have no idea what I am talking about. Have a nice day/night.

She is a piñata filled with kinder surprise. Surprising, sweet and banned in america.

But who did he spike?

I loved The Deltora Quest books as a child. I have no idea if they are good for an adult, they are kind of generic fantasy, but they are really fun generic fantasy. At least according to what I remember.

Oh, right, right. It shouldnt, then they must have spiked other moderators for the moderator powers. No, I think the admins are shards and the mods are granted their powers by them. ... so I should be able to spike you for your mod powers... hnn... not that I want them anyway, with great power comes great responsibility and all that, and that is a pain.

I have Bands and I saw Paul Rudd beat Stephen Hawking in Quantum Chess. Today has been a good day so far. I don't understand this. It is funny anyway.

... I just realized an admin posted here... do you think we can steal her admin powers through a spike?