Zathoth

Take her to Deadpool. If she doesnt like Deadpool she wasnt worth it anyway.

I have returned from Scotland!

Doesnt matter. If your best friend is about to make a really, really stupid choice you stop them from doing it. Especially if it is a marriage that is only going to make them miserable. But yes, Wayne is wrong about Steris. Very wrong. Doesnt matter, his actions still makes sense.

For being awesome, a super hero, evil librarian and writing a Harry Potter fan fic... and secretly being about at least half as demented as I am

*Adds this to list of reasons why I am not getting married or having children* My bearded fellow I am sure you mean huggedly-puggedly I am four years younger than you. Memes have always been stupid. The entire formula is stupid. I am not saying that I havent chuckled at a few, because I have, but they have still been stupid. So option number 3, I guess.

You people have to realize something. Wayne didnt crash the wedding because he's a jerk, Wayne crashed the wedding because his best friend was about to marry a crazy woman. Im sure at least half of you would have done the same thing. The fact that he is wrong about Steris doesnt change anything, from his perspective his actions make perfect sense. I am the founder of The Church of Wayne so I am sure my opinion about him is obvious.

Now Kaymyth is the resident authority on Dresden Files, but the first three are in my opinion ok. They are action filled short reads that while not very well written are still entertaining. Book 4 and 5 are fantastic.

Me and my ex best friend named her horrible mother Stina, it wasnt her name, she just didnt deserve being called by her actual one. May I suggest Annoyazord?

Nonrhythmic banging. Imagine you are half asleep, Imagine you hear a carpenter hammering in a nail, this is already pretty annoying, but as long as he keeps a steady pulse it is pretty ok. But not if he keeps breaking it and hits the nail at random intervals, that drives me crazy.

Yeah, once they figure out how to act human and that they can just wear sunglasses we are pretty much doomed. Hopefully they dont have internet so they can read this... Lots of things need permission. Vampires for example according to a girl I know, and about everything else that is magical according to Harry Dresden. I shall read this too.

I have heard of them, I figured they were another generic "Jeff the Killer "Slenderman*" meme thing and didnt bother looking into them. These stories are pretty interesting though. *Slenderman is actually pretty cool, then memes happened and kind of ruined the character... They are probably indeed creatures in disguise, but the eyes being the window of the soul and all that they cant disguise their eyes. Oddly enough I am no expert in this entire supernatural thingy. I probably should be, but I dont even know what the energy I released in that forest was...

Im using firefox, they show up for me.

How do you do cactus? Unless this is like my "Some people should get very intimate with a cactus" insult.... And now I ruined your subtleness, ops.

Gets Puginar Kholin. Inserts the horror short about cereals I am trying to write.

Ding ding, Delightful got it.

Twi is secretly a cat. I have the ability to be creepy, sarcastic, absurd and horribly cynical and still be considered adorable by some.

The flashback still managed to be touching and horrifying as well, even with Deadpool breaking the fourth wall. It was a fantastic movie. I mean, I read manga way worse than Deadpool when I was 16, but you see how I ended up...

I watched Deadpool. It was ~AWESOME~ If I could have made that text sparkle I would. And happy "People making less sense than usual" day tomorrow. It is also 13 days to my birthday. I feel like that may explain some things, or maybe it doesnt.

There are somehow amphibians involved in the plan.

Well then. Here is mine A charming magician helps the servant of a prince to become rich.

I still hold my headcannon about [REDACTED INC] as true. You actually work for the SCP.

Artemis Fowl?

Very true. Oh no, my other internet friends. You are innocent, for now. Though mixing "Cards against the cosmere" with "cards against the 17th shard" could be interesting...

Im making cards against humanity cards about my internet friends again...