Zathoth

Wait wait wait... Brandon "straying from his normal values"? What are you talking about? You realize you have read books with murder rape, sacrificial rituals, child murder, Straff Venture, Blushweaver, Hoid and Adolin shitting his shardplate, right? There is some kind of funny ambiguous syntax in there... Sure almost all of it was off screen, but so was this. The Cosmere has never been family friendly.

I dont even know who Aaron Carter is... so point taken.

I have no idea. I dont have a lot of people to measure by. Good to know I am not alone

I dont keep up with the opinions of others anymore. But lets see how many of you I can offend Beyonce is boring mainstream pop Coldplay is only marginally better But they are still better than U2 I really, storming hate U2. Bacon is pretty great though.

Charlie The Unicorn is kind of amazing though. Most of FilmCows stuff is kind of amazing around 3am. ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone! dutdurudududu~

You dont get to feel old yet. You get to feel old when the young ones dont even recognize the characters. I know exactly what you mean though. That song was huge back in the day. Obligatory "Get off my lawn whippersnappers"

You won. I finally sort of figured out the am/pm system last month. It is 15.55 in sweden, by the way, if anyone was curious.

True, true. It will work itself out. More or less. It was a very cute pug. Twi has corrupted my brain. I should have fed it to a cat instead.

Why would you be sorry for being blunt? AM MR SATURN ZOOM!

It is not that it is great, it is that you keep clicking links that look interesting. I see what you did there.

4chan is like tumblr, 99% of misanthropy causing stupidity, 1% of funny or otherwise enjoyable things. This is a classic.

You know when people screen cap funny 4chan posts and spread it around? That is a copy pasta. When people copy paste funny stuff it is a copy pasta. When they are creepy they are called, you guessed it, creepy pasta. Which is really an outdated term...

Well, then that is ok Im not a good person either. I give people nightmares as a hobby.

Twi you dont tell people to go on TvTropes, that is evil.

Poes law, but it is probably mocking, maybe.

It is an ancient (by internet standards) copy pasta made by a teenage girl back when people were under the delusion that lolrandom was funny. As someone who enjoys surrealism it is very annoying sometimes.

I fell asleep 4pm and just woke up 2am thoughts The road to hell is a water slide, the road to heaven is brick walled over, not that anyone ever figured out how to get there anyway. I still have a cold, I hope I'll get rid of it before I'll visit my friend in Scotland. Just checking, it isnt just me and Kaymyth who is shipping the two top reps with each other, right? I had a dream. It was a dusty desert, I met a man with a truck and a giant white, pretty dog. And then I met a pug, it fed on our energy resources, but it was so cute when it attached itself to my arm all cuddly so I kept it. These energy sources where bracelets that made everything still work, but there were only so many, and they were rationed. So I guess it wasnt a very good idea to keep the pug. Ah, Im weak to cute things. I had two more funny ideas, but now I cant remember them... oh well.

You probably should, pregnant women are scary, I imagine they must be extra scary when they are your fault. I'll see what I can find. *Worldhops* ~10 minutes later~ *Unworldhops* Found it!

So Voidus, just checking, do we have to make a sacrifice to your wife when it is her birthday?

You cant be too vulgar if you are funny, which Wayne always is, so no, he is not too vulgar. The vulgarity is part of the comedy anyway. And his character. No, not too vulgar.

And cats would enslave us all. That is why I like cats, they are relatable.

If we stop sucking so much it will be mostly safe to let animals vote... right?

I realized I set myself up for that joke just as I posted it. How about Sassafriends?

, covered in thorns

Im sure if animals could vote they would have voted for our extinction hundreds of years ago. Im not sure what I am trying to say with that. Either that we shouldnt let animals vote or that humans should stop sucking so much.