Zathoth

"I am Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas. The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarves know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar." XD XD XD

Serious (but somewhat silly) question: Is the qwerty order going to be the official order one day in the future? It makes sense, right? It is the order you see the most, you can just look down on your keyboard instead of having to recite the entire alphabet.

I want to say Umbreon. Definitely Umbreon.

The Good, The Bad and The Koloss Can we make all of these?

The Doors - Light My Fire It took me way too long to start listening to them...

Yeah, sadly the campaign trailed away into nothing (well, into pokemon...) so we never got the wake up. Funny thing is that I was the only Chaotic Neutral character, we were just unlucky XD Have I mentioned that JJBA is one of my favorite things?... we should make a JJBA RP. For a few boxings more... (Rewriting all of Sergio Leones westerns to be set on Scadrial would be awesome...) I'm trying to think of one, I can't.

It can buy dopamine, which is basically what happiness is, so Kobold Princess is correct.

Most humans dont either. And they are in general mostly really stupid and annoying, so there. Ha.

The fu-manchu is a classic though.

Cats are better than babies, in fact cats are always better than humans.

Exactly, they are little people. I dont like people, or sweet things.

I have not played a lot of roleplaying in my days, but there was one somewhat amusing time... Start of the campaign (that then fizzled out into nothing, but doesnt matter) We are hired to clean out a dungeon for whatever reason. After making the way through the dungeon, to the necromancer who owns the place we are met with a choice: Dont kill him, turn on the people who hired us, and he will reward us. He isnt as rich as the criminal gang that hired us, but my bard is doing bardic math and figuring that we can just rob the gang that hired us silly and get the necromancers rewards. Having a necromancer on your side is always useful. Of course our Barbarian decides that he shall try to lie his way out of this while I am planning, obviously fudges the charisma roll (he's a half troll... the guy playing the barbarian had to play a troll, but anyway) and the battle starts. It ends with us sadly killing the necromancer (well, the Troll, who was named Fred went into a rage and... yeah), but hey, rewards. My bard is still kind of pissed that his plan didnt work though. I wasnt in this next session, but for some reason our rogue kidnaps a woman in disguise, who rolls a 20 on an intimidation check and he ends up setting her free. This woman was of course the princess. This only gets important later. We hear a battle horn, belonging to a goblin army and for different reasons decide to protect the kingdom we are in. Even if our rogue hates the princess. My bard is mostly seeing images of gold and women He's a bit of a jerk. Anyway, after a long, strange battle, which for reasons include flammable ink we manage to defeat the goblin army and return as heroes. Which we of course screw up, for different reasons. The rogue whispers to the princess that he should have killed her when he had the chance (they really hate each other), our monk keeps hitting on said princess (he's really bad at being a monk) and I, well, when the king says that we can ask for anything but his daughters hand in marriage I probably shouldnt have asked if I could have a night. So we are chased out of this kingdom, branded as criminals. We run to the rogues house to prepare, but it is of course flooded with assassins and despite everything going wrong (including trolls showing up) we make it out, to another town. Entering this new town we are mostly exploring, buying stuff, lying low. I, just walking around decide to check out a building, I enter it and it is of course the headquarter of the local guard. "You, young sir look like you want to serve the guard for the evening." He really does not, but he has -1 in wisdom so I fail the counter roll. My bard, of course, doing bardic math figure that if he is wearing a uniform he might as well misuse it and goes to seduce the twins keeping the magic shop and succeds, with identical rolls for both of them. So, that was interesting. There was also that one session of Dont Rest Your Head (I have the PDFs for this in case anyone is interested) It starts with both my players entering The Mad City, in a park, one player sees a needlenose, a dog with a needle for a head looking for something, presumably him and hides behind a bush. He of course fails the roll and I decide that the bush is trying to eat him, he fails the roll to save him from the bush (I only hit him with like 2 pain, dont look at me) and scene changes to character number 2, who after seeing the needlenose is running in the opposite direction. I dont feel like killing a character this early decide that space works differently in the Mad City and character 2 is running away from character 1, and sees him being eaten by a bush. Luckily character 2 doesnt fail the roll to save character 1. They then have to run away from a group of school girls who are really insistent on playing skip rope with them. DRYH is an interesting game...

I told you, they are loud and annoying mucus machines. There is nothing cute about them.

That is probably true.

unnn... no.

Probably. They also invented something like democracy... you know what this is starting to remind me of?

Yeah, but babies are loud little annoying mucus machines, they are the opposite of cute.

Well, I guess it is only me who reacts so cute people somewhat related to how I react to cats... Even better! This means we can make fun of you

Oho? Is this the "Pretty kyuty kitty imma bring you home and snuggle you DX" cute?

They did invent plumbing, math and philosophy.

Note: Pansexuals will strangle you if you make this joke to their face. I know this from experience.

I cant remember any riddles, someone else go.

Right! I completely forgot about his pets... this changes things... he needs a Dusknoir or something too, as Bob. Elaine has an Alolan Raichu, Morgan has mostly rock and ground types... Mouse is perfect as Normal/Fairy.

poop A stick.

This place has sure seen an increase in eldritch things since I came around... @Mistrunner For spoonomancy.