WayneSpren

They do, but you can never finish the series - new books keep being released. I want to be a moderator.

Oh, I see what you're doing. You're saying that we should cut up poor, helpless, fish! ...okay.

You are an Allomantic Gyorn who also happens to be the Doctor. You also like emotes and are a procrastinator. Procrastinators unite!!!!!!!!

Made a Steelheart quiz. Sorry for the double post. http://www.bloxi.com/b/Sb6in76f4r/steelheart

Emperor's soul: 6/7 Stormlight: 13/13 Elantris: 6/7 Warbreaker: 6/6

Kobold King has way too many upvotes.

By Sushlands do you mean Hushlands?

As some of us know, the gandalf dude Turos created many wonderful "Sprenmoticons". I even use one of these on my signature. (The thread's url: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/32882-sprenmoticons/) TheYoungBard said: You should get Chaos to add them into the 17th Shard emoticons bank. And why not? If these were in the emoticons bank, we would have lots of new ways to express our goofiness, confusion, and Shardblades. This is why I petition Chaos to add these, if possible. If anyone could give support, it would be greatly appreciated.

I just realized all four of my "Swearwords" start with S.

That's much cooler than a butterfly. Oh, you don't get this joke, you haven't read the fourth book. Sorry I just realized that.

You can now absorb it, but it is full of dirt and chull dung. I want to make a theory that is not derailed by Oregoners.

FINALLY someone agrees with me! Rainbow Dash is definitely best pony!​ Actually, most people give you hemalurgic cookies that will enable them to control you, but I offer 100% spike-free cookies, so you're fine. I greatly appreciate how many Brandon books you've read, most people ignore stuff like Firstborn and Perfect State. You talked to Brandon, so that means you get upvotes. And finally, welcome again to the forum, home of theorists, ponies, spammers (unfortunately), and Sprenmoticons!

I think Turos made them. They're called Sprenmoticons.

I got my profile picture.

I thought she snapped when her mom killed her sister and gave Vin the earring.

You know you're a Sanderfan when you say, "Holy Jezerezah", and your mother shoots you a dirty look. Edit: I guess this is actually "You know you and your mom are sanderfans".

Welcome to the forum! This is the new Introduce Yourself topic, I guess, so...hi! What Sanderson books have you read? What ponies do you like? Do you accept cookies?

At the end of WoR, Lopen sucks in Stormlight and heals his arm, stating that "there is glowing to be done!" I thought that meant he is now a Surgebinder, but we are also told in WoR that the Knight's Radiant were not just the Surgebinders, they were also the people that follow them. So is Lopen now a legit Surgebinder, or is this an side effect of being close to Kaladin?

I say "Sparks" and "Slontze" sometimes. Rarely, I say "Stormfather" or "Storms".

Glass fighter pilot sounds awesome. What kind of vehicle would it be? A butterfly?

Of course it's a cult. Duh. Welcome to the forum, Shadowthrone!

You can, but they occur when you wish you were sleeping. I want to have the next 20 sanderson books.

10/10, because your signature actually has to do with your name, profile picture, and title. It is also evil.

You become Moash. It would be cool, but you also lose your Shards to Kaladin. (That would be a cool fight) I want to be invincible.