Here is the place where you can post dumb jokes related to Brandon Sanderson's books. To start it off:
Q: What do you call an infused sphere on Scadrial?
A: A bead of Lerasium! Which is glowing for...some reason.
Q: What do you call an Oregoner who doesn't post on the Question for 24 hours?
A: A, rabid, insane voidbringer.