WayneSpren

Um...you tried to spike her, not me. You can? AWESOME!!

A square root is a carrot that doesn't know how do dance, right? (If you don't get this, don't worry)

How on earth did he get a copy??

My spoiler tag only holds one image, but their are a lot of words. Is it allowed?

Fillian Smedry was reading a book. That was a favorite pastime of his, reading. Well, presentime too. And probably futuretime. Thankfully, this was a good book. Not boring at all. He turned a page. Then he dropped the book. Cursing, Fillian dove under the table, his Oculator's lenses falling off. When he dropped something, it meant there was danger. Well, normally. Sometimes he just dropped things. It was a blessing and a curse, but that's just how most talents are. Fillian glanced about, but didn't see anything out of the ordinary. Ah, well. He got back into his chair, picking up his book and his lenses. His back ached. I'm getting old. He thought. I need to stop jumping whenever my Talent engages.​​ Fillian opened the book again. He slipped on his lenses. And a brilliant flare of light blinded him. Crying out Fillian took off his glasses hurriedly. He couldn't see the light anymore, but yet...he could sense something,​ pulsing in the west. ​He put on his lenses again. The blinding light returned. He blinked, then stood up. He headed out the door. If something was going to interrupt his studies, he was going to investigate. ​

Great Ideas! We now give out a vast array of items, including Metalminds, Sticks, Spheres, and Lerasium!

Not just well-lit. We have comfy chairs and Skittles too!

If you're referring to my creation of the topic, I am truly sorry. Sanderson books should not have to compete and should never be told they are not the best ever. In my revised opinion, they are all so amazing it would be impossible to choose the "best" one, and while people have their own opinions, I do not think anymore one should claim the title. And yes, Elantris is awesome.

I am reading WoT for the Sanderson books at the end. On book 4 right now.

So far I'm bringing: Firstborn Shadows of Self (of course) The Way of Kings Mistborn: the Final Empire And any others I'll buy while I'm there. (Probably Warbreaker or Elantris)

I printed out Firstborn from my computer. Does Brandon sign those? ...I might as well have him sign my phone and kindle, while I'm at it.

You don't have to fill it, just give it away. All the Ferrings among us will appreciate it, at least.

There is a group called the Dark Alley that gives out evil cookies that control you with hemalurgic spikes. To combat this, I created the Light Alley, which gives out metalminds, which are harmless and very helpful. Kipper was trying to poison you. Don't trust him!

My first forum too. Welcome to the forum! Have a metalmind and a cookie!

They're excellent souvenirs, cool to look at, and you can sell them for scrap! (Some are made of gold, after all)

"Once there was a moving arm with spikes in it. Say, what's that over there...?"

Across the 17th Shard I have met many people giving out Hemalurgic-spiked cookies. None of us give the new people healthy, non-Ruination cookies. None but myself, WayneSpren.* To combat this evil trend, I have created a new group. It is called the Light Alley. Here, we do not give Hemalurgic spikes, but metalminds! They are so much more helpful and do not enable you to be controlled by Ati. Come forth, denizens of the Light Alley! -- *Well, one time Gargoyle helped me. But that's beside the point.

Have you read all ​of his books?​ Mistborn? Stormlight? Alcatraz? Reckoners? Rithmatist? Warbreaker? Elantris? Shadows for Silence? Sixth of the Dusk? [Takes a deep breath] ​Perfect State? Legion? Aether of Night? White Sand? Firstborn? Defending Elysium? Centrifugal? I Hate Dragons? Anyway, welcome to the forum! Have a Stick, a Metalmind, a Cookie, and an upvote. I hope you enjoy your time here.

Showing off your guild group, being artful , Sticky Sticks... Wait a second. SOMEONE ACTUALLY JOINED THE STICKY STICKS?!?! 100/10! Have an upvote, a cookie, stick, metalmind, infused sphere, and my utmost appreciation.

But not a Stick or metalmind?

I was watching a really creepy Psych episode called Heeeere's Lassie and I left halfway through. I don't watch horror movies or scary stuff in general so it greatly freaked my out.