Brightness Enna

Granted. The barracuda is everything you've always dreamed. You have a nice place for it to live. It's even alive and likes you. You can now only speak in little-kid mumbles. Nobody but your pet barracuda can understand you, but unfortunately, the barracuda is not shaped for human speech. Your writing suffers the same ailment, which means that you lose the ability to type without chicken-pecking and you lose your train of thought easily. I wish for a hundred Hershey's kisses.

Okay. Here you go. This is you. In your "tomato soup". Your bane is that this happened to your entire house. You can fix it, clean it up, but it won't ever be the same. I wish for more hours in the day just for me.

Spoiler for HoA

Granted. You have pewter. Unfortunately, getting the perfect alloy requires hiring a special person which costs too much money for it to be realistic. It's practically useless. For your bane, you discover that pewter was granted by an irremovable spike. For reasons only known to Ruin, he now speaks to you constantly, telling you to kill people and do what he wants... it may have something to do with the fact that you're the only person with a hemalurgic spike. He's not very convincing but annoying. I wish for a way to get home instantaneously that won't kill me.

... um, I had to look it up on Google Translate. On the plus side, now I know something useful in French! I'm rereading WoR, and just got to the first Eshonai chapter. I forgot just how awesome this book is.

Granted. You now have to spend the rest of your life as a genie. (spoiler because huge) Your bane is that now you have to narrate your life out loud like a book, as it happens. I wish for my April Fools pranks on other people to succeed, but their pranks on me wouldn't.

Found something HERE. If you don't care to click on it, it pretty much says, yes, there are kandra on Roshar but no, Axies is not one of them. In fact, Aimians are a different race entirely.

Granted. For some reason, the Mistborn is uncaring of your life and ends up sending a coin through your brain. You don't recover. Your bane is that you only watched the fight for thirty seconds before you died. I wish for an unlimited Amazon gift card.

Granted. Disney movies are just a bit more awesome, thanks to you. However, every time you attempt to walk faster than a shuffle you slip and fall. Every single time. It's unavoidable and absolutely humiliating. I wish for a longer spring break.

Ooh. It's all rainbow-y.

YES! I do this anyway... Granted. A bather whose clothing was strewed By winds that left her quite nude Saw a man come along And unless I am wrong You expected this line to be lewd There once was the girl Selena Who wanted to be a ballerina She went up on her toes And broke her nose Then she became a cleaner The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian Was krushed like a kar in a krashian. Her Kris kried, not fair! Why kan't I keep my share? But Kardashian fell klean outa fashian. Your bane is that they're not jokes, they're limericks*. *I didn't write these. I wish to get a wonderful score on my next test (which happens to be for my hardest class. Tomorrow. )

Spoilers for WoR

Granted. All Shards now correlate with an Allomantic metal. However, it turns out that this was not what Brandon Sanderson originally planned, and the whole thing feels shoehorned in, contrasting horribly with the masterful subtleties of the rest of his works. I wish that my wishes on stars would come true with no ill side effects.

Cephandrius landed on the free parking, and we're playing with those house rules where you get something on that space, only it's not money but all the banes. You're welcome. I wish for a good sword (that won't kill anything but what I tell it to), and for the administration to not take it away when I take it to school.

Okay. It seems I have figured it out.* (Spoiler tags because huge) Emperor's Soul avatar and matching signature Warbreaker avatar and signature Mistborn avatar and signature Mistborn thingy right after I figured out how to use this program, also a sketch in pencil inspired by (or copied from, depending on your perspective) the MAG advertisement in the back of my Mistborn paperbacks Random fun surgebinder glyphs (I've got more but these are the cool ones) Calamity (really is a spoiler this time) Drawing that eventually became my current avatar Some Harry Potter stuff, both made as gifts (funny story about the second one - that feather is watercolor, but the frame I got from my step grandma, who randomly gives us stuff. It was ugly until I put that thing in it. Now it's awesome.) A random drawing I'm rather proud of, even though I centered it funny. *You can upload straight from the computer! Click on the "More Reply Options", then use the Basic Uploader under the file attachment thingy, then "Add to Post". Yay!

When you realize that ... 2016 ... IT'S THE YEAR OF THE COSMERE, PEOPLE. Get your mistcloaks ready and figure out a way to make tiny gemstones set in glass glow! Also, genetically engineer chulls and wear too-colorful clothing and organize giant life-long LARPs and stay up 'til 2 am on the Shard because it's more addictive than sleep. I'm gonna like this year.

Hiii. You people are awesome. I'm thinking about joining, too! Quick question first. I have some stuff I think I might post but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to put pictures in from the computer. I've done it before... I just forgot. I am stumped. (The help thingy says to use the uploader, but where is that?) Thank you!

Granted. You speak all the languages perfectly now and cannot discern which language to speak to which person in which area of the world. I wish for some good lunch right now.

Granted. You have the ability to fly, but you've never been able to figure it out. Your bane is that you never will. I wish for magic to exist and be used in the real world.

Well, Car'a'carn, you can be as harsh as you need to be. Don't question your actions and you won't feel guilty. Wish granted. Now you get the bane: you continually make very clever Sanderson references and puns, but never around people who will get it, and when you try to remember the extremely intelligent comments, you forget them. I wish for more (edible) chocolate chip cookies.

... Wow. You're a wonderful writer, Kobold. Seriously - you expressed your opinions in a very concise, emotional way that made your bias (which was part of the argument in the first place) obvious. I am now a Mitosis fan. I never really liked it before, as I considered it a random filler thing, but this really shows it in a new light. Well done. Upvote for you!!

Granted... but every time your age changes your eyesight deteriorates. After you're blind, your fingers start to fall off. I wish for a magic flying carpet.