Cheese United

The Shard of Unattractiveness. The Uglier you are, the more you can Invest.

Oh, and Investiture makes you glow. I don't know what that will do to the attractiveness of someone Ugly.

Oooooh man. Remind me not to move there anytime soon.

Also: the Shard of bad ideas. The worse you're idea is, the more power you get. Teens guys aged 14-19 tend to the most Invested

Sadeas to Wit! ( I was just reading this bit! Yessssssss.....)

Really awkard if i Lose

Granted. It only works when you have a scarf wrapped around your entire body

I wish Szeth had 80's hair

Granted. After the first day of having them, they grow a bit. Every day. Within a year you have these giant hours that hang form your head,Clive the shame of being walked in on while listening to 1D. Your neck also hurts a lot

I wish my IPad would work

The monarch of Kobolds brings up Good Points. Does the Cognitive identity counts as sentience?

After polling said ginger hubby, he would go for Vivenna out of all the female characters.

The hubby speaks the truth. Unless it were before the whole "character development" thing. After though...

First, it would be important to decide what is sentient, dear scholars...

Anything that can think for itself for starters

Granted. You can't be elimanted if you can't join. Right before you join the newest game, a Spiked kills you.

I wish I knew if Parshendi like Earl Grey or Boba

I

Funny. *shoots Snoopy's legs* You seem to be the only cripple here.

Application denied.

I see we've got a very strict master here, who doesn't believe in the evils of Hemalurgy. Good.

Hmmm. Nah, I'm good. Spikes and hoodies just don't mix

I don't know what you talking hoidhunter. Jeff Golblum is the PERFECT choice for the Lord Ruler. And Kelsier. And Elend, and Vin, and Marsh, and Sazed, and Spook....

Ten-Soon ( when he gets trapped in his little prison hole)

Shia lebouf?

I'm assuming by 'dig' you mean the meaning of the term as used in this sentence:

I don't 'dig' the Xbox, but I do 'dig' the PS4. (No offense Xbox fans) If this is true, it might help

CO-Directed by M Night Shamalan, AND MICHEAL BAY

fixed that for ya. I'll change mine to bold later hopefully

question: If you aren't an oppresor, but have Investure, are you allowed to hel the movement?

Never said it was on purpose. I was busy challenging Vasher to a dance-off (and losing) when I realized I was thirsty. But when I went to get a drink, I realized there were waffles! Grabbing one, I went to turn back to losing to Vasher's epic dance skills. However, Nightblood decided he wanted in on the competition, so he got Vivi to throw him at me. I dropped the waffle when he hit my head. When I woke up, I was tied to a stake, about to burned for the sin of stepping on a waffle. (even if I was unconscious) I died, and was reborn as Cheese United, the Zucchini-Born!

*Shots Fired* OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(but dang son)

Granted. The shard Patience is gifted to you. When Odium comes to shatter with you, you're very patient with him. He doesn't care however. You're so patient, you wait until he's shattered you to voice you complaints, becuase there's no use rushing things.

I wish I wasn't drownin' in the Fallon.

It's nice to see so many people ready to drink the root of beer! However, there are quite a lot of members of the DA here...

Perhaps I should join

And eternal enslavenment to Ruin! Don't forget that...

Oh I seeeeeeeee. You've already joined...

Drats

Not all that slumbers is dead. Not all that scatters is broken. And dough that rises is not forgotten.

I stepped on a waffle too once.

*Captain Hammer voice*

Not if i can stop it, foul villian! Under Cluase 57, Article 3 lines 5-7 of the Non- Interference Treatry of '57, you must first perform three trials if you wish to claim this RP for more than 1 guild, group, or clan. The trials go as follows:

Read Twilight

Listen to german scream metal

perform in an opera.

However as a member of The Root Beer Bar, I can say that it also states that you are allowed to claim it for the Root Beer Bar, provided you give root beer to the Catquisitors. The DA has to perform the trials however.

I hope the level for 9,001 is Goku. Then a Shard or something

Hey! Nice to know about more people in other countries!

Have an upvote, and welcome to our forum. Nice profile pic by the way.

How do i join the Dark Alley?

You don't. You join the Anti Bakery, or you join the Zucchini.

( I think you just ask them on the DA thread. )