Cheese United

Dang. Kobold is actually Adonalsium. wow.

Unbeknownst to the dancing nobles, Cheese had secretly replace all the chocolate with sugar free chocolate. He had then proceeded to eat all 1,378 chocolate bars, 15 cakes, 1 ton of the ice cream, all the mousse, and all 10,324 cups of chocolate pudding. He regretted nothing. How a simple slice of cheese had managed this even he didn't know.

Cheese was Confused. Why was no one coming to him with their money, begging him for their new drug, er I mean Root Beer. "Those monsters. They must have somehow found more root beer while I was off DJ'ing for Queen Elsa.

The Root Beer bar, proud sponsor of the Haiku association of America. And other countries

Eh. I'm fine without top notch graphics, just so long as the story and gameplay are able to make up for it. If he's basing it off of InFAMOUS though, well let's just say that IT WOULD BE STORMING AWESOME.

The Cheese sat back quietly, nursing his cup and cackling to himself. Little did those fools know that he had secretly replaced all of the melonslice root beer with regular root beer. Soon they would come to him for the drink, and then they would have to pay the ultimate price: $1.50

DJ Cheese saw all, even the chocolate disappearing. However, he was too absorbed in his strange music to care. All he wanted was the root beer.

Hello and welcome to the 17th Shard! It's nice to see someone else who didn't know as much as they thought they did until they came here! Have some upvotes.

I'm not insane! Geez, why does everyone think I'm insane! Maybe you're insane, you ever thought about that? Huh? Did ya?

Cheese was not happy that people still thought he was insane.

"It tastes like heaven in a dip man. Not like that crap Copenhagen stuff."

Hey man, I make a pretty mean dip.And also he's managed to convince himself he's not insane becuase I'm too lazy to actually try and write an insane character. let's hope this color thing works

Cheese watched on from the shadows, silently weeping even as he sipped his melonslice root beer. 'A pox on these allergies of mine!" He thought. Then he sneezed. Luckily he had taken his pills.

"He's not normal. He's insane. Unlike me." Cheese popped in before he could answer, annoying everyone.

That's like asking me to pick my favorite slice of pizza: impossible.

Welcome individual! I, a human individual, am glad to be joined by one other of my kind. Be welcome at the seventeenth Shard human!

Hey. Have an upvote

Thank you hero. We are eternally grateful! But I'm not insane

Well I have to use my IPad a lot becuase I have no laptop. Can I just type that it's in blue if those don't work.

Cause otherwise this could get akward

Cheesy Rogers has joined the party. Wait wrong game.

Cheesy Rogers is the only aspect who isn't crazy. And he'll make you very aware of that fact. Also, is it possible to change the color of your posts on mobile?

"ah cheese, did you obtain your skills at hogwarts, or are all cheeses natural wizards"

Actually I'm not a wizard. I'm a Returned individual who traded away his physical body for that of a cheese for the ability to remember my visions of the future. I'm also a Zucchini-born

"No. It's that one giant spren that Axies sees." Cheese mumbled

Hey Redbird got it. His name was forten I think.

Granted. You're never Upvoted again.

I wish I had time to do things

Awakening for an instant, Cheese managed to grumble out: "I'll take three snow cones on my face please." He promptly fainted yet again

Man that's actually really cool. Good luck!

Awaken a mannequin with the command: steal yo besties girl. Watch as a YA love triangle forms. Then steal the girl yourself.

Forge your freind to be your servant, then get them to give you the last slice of pizza.

Awaken the last slice of pizza with the command "ruin friendships."