Cheese United

Cheese too was unsure of what formal greetings were used here in the court of Newcago. Left with no other option, he could only reply with the "answer-that-always-worked in-any-occasion" patent pending

"Yo"

Your haikus move me to tears Brightness.

Cheese popped in to the conversation at the last second, snatching Screw's root beer as it was handed to him. "Yea so how's it going Winter? I've been stalking your pack and they seem pretty sad." So saying, he downed his root beer in one gulp and promptly fainted to the floor, unable to handle his drink becuase he was a slice of cheese.

Sorry this took so long guys.

A druggie

"If you're feeling real risky, you can even put that there melon on a slice of this here pizza"

It comes with olives if you want it to have olives. I have a little portable pizzeria that I take with me to parties of this variety.

"Well I don't know too many moves, but I'm a swagadacious dj. Also I make a mean 15-layer bean dip. Do 't ask what the layers are though. I won't indulge my secrets."

I hope she becomes a worldhopper, but it's more likely she'll die. She would definetly be mentioned in WOR in my opinion if she wasn't dead. Unless she's hangin' on some other world.

Hey! Welcome to the fabulous forum that fills our time with frivolous frolicking! Have an Upvote!

Speaking of confidence, Cheese United has joined the party! "Anyone want a peanut? I brought peanuts and pizza. Zucchini pizza. Can't go wrong with that stuff."

We should make Brightness the official Root Beer Bard.

The cheese ambled in. "sure is a lot of hailing and whatnot going on around here... And all I'm here for is for the food."

I cried a little Kobold.

Brandon once ate a pizza. That's enough to to make him awesome in my book.

But...

For the scene when Kaladin first discovers Stormlight inhalation ,Brandon did his research by binding an author spren and swearing the oath: I will write what makes others fall. I will hold the Sanderson's laws above all else. I will kill off your favorite characters, and you will love it.

Have no fear Curiosity! We will never succumb to the ways of carrotalurgy, for that is a boring vegetable. Also becuase I fear getting spiked would do nasty things to my already strange spirit Web

Granted. Arnold Schwarzenegger came to your house however and it blew up. Twice.

I wish I had MM 3D

Granted. He wins first place for most delicous pig, in a contest between it and a frog.

I wish I had time to play all my video games I own but haven't beaten.

You make Adolin look like a cremling

You're the high storm to my Kaladin

When I asked the Nightwatcher for the perfect gift, I was hoping you would show. ( but instead I got some pizza )

"Name's Lopen gancho!"

Did it hurt when you were forced to tortured for ages along with the other Heralds?

So apparently Kobold is evil now according to those italicees...

Kobold! I challenge thee to a duel, to win HIM his honor back! Sarcasm at ten paces, Tommorow at dawn! Unless I procrastinate.

Return a slice of Cheese.... Oh Woops that's me.

Awaken the dishes with the command "wash" and then wash them yourselves becuase they aren't doing it right

Granted. All your friends turn into goats.

I wish it were easier to come up with good wishes and banes

EDIT: for redsword's wish

50 Shards of Grey.

 

/runs

*Darth Vader walks onto the screen, picks up a mic, and draws a breath*

(Becuase I'm too lazy to find the gif right now)

I'm not sure, but I think it only works for basic things like " strangle things" and "attack Denth" ( becuase that needs to be a well known command)

I'm not sure he can do long commands. However I'm probably wrong

I'm fine either way. They both are fascinating.

Dang it Piff! Now they can send people virtual Spiked cookies! A pox on this cookie obsessed society!

(Also the cookies is a RP thing we do here at the 17th shard. You'll get used to it.)

Granted. They are pancakes made from the wheat flour found on the planet of YAAZHDFHEDHJHJFN. There, the wheat are mighty warriors, proud and strong. It took the equivalent of the combined Earth armies to take even one down to make your pancakes. 3,000,000 people fought that one lone private in the wheat army. Less than 7 came back alive. However, you wanted your pancakes. So everything's okay right.

Granted. This fansite ceases to exist, and any attempt to restart anything remotely like it likewise ceases to exist. If you try to talk to anyone about the books, you will lose your memory of anything Cosmere related until they leave your field of vision. Any text-based or phone-based communication causes penguins to die in the hundreds. OLetters are the only thing safe anymore. Morse code works, actually. So do telegraphs. Smoke Signals get messed up by rouge winds and turn into the signal for "My Anaconda Don't".

Also I have clearly seen a master at work:)

I wish that the Uncharted movie will be good