Cheese United

Dibs on newton then.

Also thanks! That's really cool of you

Very useful things those anit-logic muffins. I remember this one time I had one and walked upside down for most of the day. Avoid the dark alley, they're pure evil. They once didn't upvote me for a funy comment. Those villians! (They also made my sister into an Inquisitor i guess)

Going back to the original topic of dissapointing series:

Did anyone mention the Eragon series yet? 'Cause if not then it deserves lots of notice. I'm also dissapointed in The Stormlight Archive for not coming with a time machine so that I can acess the rest of the series.

You know you're a Sanderfan whn you kick up the ashes in a firepit and think that you're Ruin encouraging the ashmounts to destroy the skaa. And you know you're a fan when you don't consider thoughts like that to be weird

Yeah if you just de spike a person, they should lose the hemalurgy. However the spiking process itself may have led to some serious mental issues. I'm not actualy sure someone could ever be 'cured of hemalurgy, especially if removing the spike would cause them to bleed out. (Does it do that? ) We should probably focus our efforts on saving future victims. (Also nice profile picture Fatebreaker. Classy.)

Yeah, Adonalsium never struck me as the 'in pain' type. Personally, I think sommething was discovered on one of the planets that made him have to go blooey. ( Like somee planets may have needed a shard to sustain human life, so he had to explode. Just an example )

Hah! Jokes on you! We started keeping everything we own off site yesterday. And all our anti-hemalurgy stuff is kept in a swiss bank surrounded by Canadians in glasses, and baby kittens. Even the DA wouldn't be that evil to hurt them, would you?

(Also if you are that evil, we have lots of wall mounted lasers and machine guns and stuff )

Granted. You can only activate your powers by singing "Let it Go" insanely loudly. So loud your eardrums EXPLODE! Micheal Bay style. But with snow and Ice.

I wish I wern't allergic to cats

I'm with Dent and Iredomi on this one. Don't take the food (unless it's mine ) if you don't want a very 'interesting' new lifestyle.

Also Welcome to the forum! Have fun!

You should leave the DA panda. Realize the error of your ways, and together we can cleanse this world of the evils of Hemalurgy!

Most likely the DA won't do anything for a while though. They're pretty happy with winter

We could always set up lampposts in the DA ( assuming they leave in an actual Dark Alley. ) the light will blind them and we can swoop in and save our wolfish friend!

Yeah, lord Ruler.

I wish the death of King Galbatorix in the Inheritance Cycle hadn't been so lame

Okay then...

Black and white

Elend and Vin

"When I was a boy, back in New York City, my mother always told me that if I ate a potato, I would be a potato. So in my household, it was all instant potatoes, all the time. Seriously, we, like, never ate anything else. Just instant potatoes. Then one fateful day, one of the neighborhood vandals threw a real potato at my head! It hit me like—BAM! And let me tell you, I was so scared I would turn into a potato that I went into the pantry and I ate every box of instant potatoes I could see."

Oh that's just genius.

If his weakness was mashed potatoes, what sort of experience would cause that to be his most feared thing?

"No! I don"'t want the potatoes!

YOU'RE GONNNA EAT THESE POTATERS IF IT BE TAKEN LAS THING YALL EVER DO!

I would like to express my deep condolences to iredomi for losing the first of his battles against the DA, and losing his ally Winter. However I could not have intervened, as I understand that in order to win this war we must lose this battle. I have learned this on the other side. Also if any of you receive a WiiU form your stepfather, don't trust it. It's actually a member of the DA in disguise

Yeah this Anti Bakery thing just lost themselves a very nice ally in Winter

Yea Curiosity got it. Good for you

Nopey dop

So close. ( I'm really startin' to think I used the wrong words here) Upvote for Eton however. I liked him

YOU BLEW UP MY HELICOPTER YOU STORMIN' PANDA! Cheese yelled back as the panda disappeared

(That was mean panda)

Cheese flew off into the sunset, knowing that the DA had to win this battle for the anti DA to win the war