Cheese United

Hey Sylfan! Welcome to the forum. A good peice of advice for you: Don't take food from the forumers. Ever. Unless they're me. Have an upvote and some zucchini pizzas

Hey. Being a zucchini is not LOW it is the greatest achievment of all time

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Peter probably opened this, chuckled, and went elsewhere. 

I would not be surprised in the slightest.

After all, Peter does have the Shard of Trolling

The DA Hmmm?

"We here at the Zucchini guild do not endorse Hemalurgy or anything derived thereof."

However, if you spraypaint the spike heads red, they do look an awful lot like the pepperonis in our pizza....

I'm good with what I have. Why hit below zucchini when you can not hit below zucchini? Thanks for all the stuff though

Hmmm...

By Jove, Watson!!

Danlan

Yeaaaaa, I'm pretty cool like that. Bow down to your zucchini overlord peons! I mean, ummmmmmmmmmm, have a nice day. Yeah

( Thanks for all the help guys. )

Hoorah for thread necro...

I hope.

"Wait was that a figure of speech or did old dalinar finally, how do we say uuh, kicked it?" Sahlllan sounded like a gangster for some reason

Come one, Come all! Join the beautiful Zucchini Guild! For all those who have ever wanted to be a zucchini, I have gone to the other side! And came back a new cheese sclice! Join if you want to experience being a zucchini, without actuallly losing your reputation.

We alos have Awakened Pizza, with the command " be delicious!" Same thing to the tacos. It's a real party over here in the Zucchini Guild.

Great Scott Watson, I've done it!!!!

Thanks! Man who would've thought an internet forum would be full of people who weren't just a bunch of trolls

Tyn? ( Does she count? )

Thanks to anyone who downvoted me, and helped me achieve my goal. However I'm now a lamespren. We should change that, get to the green and all that

Because I want to put my achievment where everyone can see it: on the internet

Wait. How do you add images to your signature? Once I figure that out I can go up

And I have a screenshot of it luckily

Hhhm good idea. The zucchinis will take over the entire universe!

(Once we figure out how to become sentient that is....

You guys can feel free to upvote me now, for whatever reasons. I am very proud of what we have done.

I am now a full Zucchini born cheese slice.

Thank you all! Upvotes for people who helped me! Yay!

now how was that for an introduction?

Ahan?

Bordin?

Thanks! Zucchini upvotes for everyone!

Man, you got to be smart here. Let me tell you Feruchemical steel would be VERY useful for a certain olympic event or two. Just spend a few days in slow mo, then win gold on the 100 meter dash

I think we can agree this si the only time someone has been happy that someone else used their entire downvote quota on them.

Woops. Forgot to thank you all.

Thnak you for putting up with my dreams of zucchinis

Almost halfway there you guys. Soon the Zuchinni born will rise to destroy you all...

I mean upvote you all. Yeaaaaaa

Yea I just got a friend into Mistborn. Resisted for a year, year and a half but is now fully obsessed. Greatest thing ever when she finally had to admit that Brandon was as good I'd hyped him up to be. Just gotta work on my other friends now...